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HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for notjing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET woman: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!
SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
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Jul 2000
time: 07:30
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Originally posted by BeBro
Why do you hate women so much? |
Because we dont have them.
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SG(2)… gone but not forgotten
Jan 1970
time: 23:30
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No, no, no. This is sad. Really sad. 
 MikeH, you are on the right track.
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VAPOR-WARE woman: makes lots of promises, then disappears without an explanation. |
Drogue, that wouldn't be the HARD DISK woman, it would be
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FLOPPY woman: Thinks about you until she bumps into somebody with a magnetic personality. |
INTERNET is too vague, and the punch line on E-MAIL needs work. Combine (and get the order right):
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AOL woman: Will give access to anyone for $21.95
E-MAIL woman: Of every ten things she says, eight are of no interest whatsoever.
SPAM woman: Of every ten things she says, eight are offers to give access for $21.95 |
 MULTIMEDIA and CD-ROM are all wrong:
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MULTIMEDIA woman: Showy and makes alot of noise, always changing everything in an attempt to make it "pretty."
CD-ROM woman: Easily works herself into a spin, but you have to have her around to play games with. |
The delivery on VIRUS woman is terrible—that's no way to set up a joke! KISS = KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID!
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VIRUS woman: Installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her she'll ruin everything. |
Then you need the opposite of WINDOWS woman:
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LINUX woman: The ideal whom you know would do everything right, but is so high maintenance that you don't dare approach her. |
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01-09-2003 17:06
Don't worry. Just as long as she doesn't find CGN 
That grin is so much scarier knowing the look on your face when you post it 
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