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The Mad Monk is offline The Mad Monk
Emperor
of Ice Cream
Mar 2000
time: 23:30
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"Boy, that's a deep cavity"
MikeH is offline MikeH
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Ming on rakastajani
May 1999
time: 05:30
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Ming to MarkG - "What do you mean I've taken the banning rod thing too far this time?"
Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
Deity
Panmunjon, hands up!
Jan 1970
time: 15:30
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what is that?
The Mad Monk is offline The Mad Monk
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of Ice Cream
Mar 2000
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http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/...2754865,00.html
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
Deity
Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:30
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Don't drink and do dentistry.
FrustratedPoet is offline FrustratedPoet
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All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
time: 05:30
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quote:
MAN DRILLS THROUGH SKULL

A Californian man is lucky to be alive after an accident on a construction site.

Ron Hunt was drilling into a wall when the ladder he was standing on slipped.

His head was impaled on the drill bit.

Surgeons had to literally unscrew the tool from his skull.

Mr Hunt lost the sight in his right eye but still considers himself to be a very lucky man.


Lucky indeed.

MikeH is offline MikeH
Emperor
Ming on rakastajani
May 1999
time: 05:30
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Ron Hunt? A relative of mine maybe.
Ecthy is offline Ecthy
Emperor
Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:30
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Combat Ingrid is offline Combat Ingrid
Chieftain
Satan's Majestic Empire
Nov 2001
time: 06:30
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Dentist: This may feel a bit uncomfortable.
GePap is offline GePap
King
of the Big Apple
Nov 2001
time: 23:30
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"The wrong way to pick your nose"
MrFun is offline MrFun
King
of Iowa
Nov 2000
time: 23:30
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"But I like cutting my toes off!"
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
King
Portland, OR
Aug 2001
time: 00:30
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From the Gospel of Matthew 7:4

How wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a HUGE ****ING DRILL BIT is in thine own eye?
Straybow is offline Straybow
Emperor
SG(2)… gone but not forgotten
Jan 1970
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@Boris

"So much for that do-it-yourself trepanning kit idea."
ixnay is offline ixnay
ACS Staff: 'RoN' Content Editor
I <3 etna, omg disgaea fag
Jan 1970
time: 22:30
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OH SHI

Attachment: macro-ohshifingernose.jpg
This has been downloaded 77 time(s).
Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
Emperor
United States of America
Jan 1970
time: 21:30
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Is that a drill bit or are you happy to see me!!?!?
JohnT is offline JohnT
Emperor
Capitalist
Mar 1999
time: 00:30
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You know, having only one good eye has made me a little sensitive on issues of injuries to them... I just soooo did not need to see that last picture.
Asmodean is offline Asmodean
King
Aarhus, Denmark
Aug 1999
time: 06:30
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"That drill bit sure got head."

Asmodean
Straybow is offline Straybow
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SG(2)… gone but not forgotten
Jan 1970
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What freaks me about ixnay's pic is that the finger seems to be bent backwards at the first joint in order to go in to the nose and out at that angle…
Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
Emperor
of Schmooism
Feb 2001
time: 00:30
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This is what'll happen to you when you die if you sign up for brain juice donation. Think of all of the sick, twisted minds you will be helping with this comforting release of disturbing desires.
st_swithin is offline st_swithin
CTP1/2 GODDESS
10069
Nov 2002
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"I should never have bought that DIY home trepanning kit."

Straybow took the words right outta my head. I didn't read before I posted. My bad.

Last edited by st_swithin on 02-09-2003 at 04:14
The Andy-Man is offline The Andy-Man
Prince
Tory Party of 'Poly
Jul 2001
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''I know there is a brain in there somehwere!''
Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
Emperor
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Feb 2001
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a bit OT, but I saw a "Do it Yourself: Bankruptcy" book at Home Depot today

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
Emperor
ACK!!! PTHBBPPPTTT!!!!
Feb 2002
time: 23:30
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"Well Doc, first thing I heard was 'this is not a drill', next thing you know..........."

ACK!
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Chieftain
L'Boro, UK
Oct 2001
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"Well the piercer said that this is all the rage in Tokyo now"
St Leo is offline St Leo
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Member of the Apolyton Social Democratic Party
Jul 2005
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"What giant squid? I did not harpoon no endangered giant squids. I am just your regular fisher."
Giant_Squid is offline Giant_Squid
Emperor
Fun Guy from Yuggoth
Jan 1970
time: 00:30
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One more reason matadors should never go up against unicorns.

(lame but all I could think of)
st_swithin is offline st_swithin
CTP1/2 GODDESS
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Nov 2002
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Great, now you've killed Kraken. What are you going to do now - go to Disneyland?
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