06-09-2003 02:56									#1
	I Need Some Rest Woman! Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

5 weekends ago: My wives friend got married. And if you know what that entales it aint just showing up with a tie.

4 Weeks ago: My borther-in-law got married in LA. That was fun, but it cost a lot of money and took a lot of time from work, and then I had to deal with family, which for me is not that easy.

3 Weeks ago: My wife decides that I should spend more times with my friends and tells my friends that I will be going to this lumberjack competition at Shaver Lake (about 3-4 hours away). The competition didn't end unti 8pm Sunday night, and I had to get back for work.

2 Weeks ago: My wife decides she wants to go see the musical "Chicago" and she wants me to go with her and some of her friends. It cost a lot of money and of course got me pretty sloshed.

1 Week ago: My wife decides to have a BBQ for her coworkers. Guess what that means. I get to set-up, plan, cook, clean up, etc... While she entertains.

Wednesday: Her brother says he wants us to come to Fresno to watch the video of his wedding. He says he wants to have at my parents house on top of it. (Both of our families are from the area.) My dad is having a colonoscopy to day so I tell her that she can't have it at my folks and they probably aren't going to go see the wedding video, and as I went to the real wedding I won't be going this weekend. I also need to catch up on some sleep, work, house work, and then football starts on top of it all.

Of course she gets all mad, saying I never visit her family even though I did less than a month ago at her brothers wedding. Anyway, I ain't going... I'm going to rest, and get some work done (which is easier for me on the weekends when the plant is not in production and I can actually get on the machines).

So, how much trouble am I really in?

	06-09-2003 02:58									#2
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Depends -- are you comfortable sleeping on the couch you guys have?

	06-09-2003 02:59									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Japher 1 Week ago: My wife decides to have a BBQ for her coworkers. Guess what that means. I get to set-up, plan, cook, clean up, etc... While she entertains.

That is sexist double standard.

	06-09-2003 03:01									#4
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I know, but she pissed me off because I was screwing around on the computer after I had set everything up and was waiting for people to start showing up before I started the preparation. When I went in to start she had already done all the prep work, and it was wrong!

She seriously does not know how to BBQ

	06-09-2003 03:07									#5
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re. Wednesday: I think its the height of hubris for someone to expect other people to be intersted in their wedding video, 3 hours of "Watch! this bits' REALLY funny' and 'Oh ,thats a lovely dress' or 'thats Auntie Parkinsons niece, second from the left' etc

	06-09-2003 03:08									#6
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Especially when I was at the Freakin' event!

	06-09-2003 03:10									#7
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She's really got you on a chain buddy

Be assetive, give her one (and a good one).

Always seems to do the Job in the movies....

	06-09-2003 03:14									#8
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Stick to your guns, Japher!

	06-09-2003 03:54									#9
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Ha ha...man....*wipes tears of laughter*...you are SO pussywhipped it's hard to believe.

Here's my menu for the weekend:
watch boys tonight while wife goes to a party
work tomorrow until 1pm.
Golf 18 holes.
Go out and drink with friends or stay home and surf/play games.
Sunday: football. ALL DAY.

Meow!

	06-09-2003 04:01									#10
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quote: you are SO pussywhipped it's hard to believe. ... watch boys tonight while wife goes to a party

o-k

	06-09-2003 04:08									#11
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There's only one solution Japher...you're going to have to go gay

	06-09-2003 04:24									#12
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Provost: I second!

Time for a road trip methinks.

	06-09-2003 04:30									#13
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You're a recreational Lumberjack?

	06-09-2003 04:58									#14
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Yep, I'm only OK some of the time.

	06-09-2003 05:01									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Especially when I was at the Freakin' event!

The strange thing it's a BLOKE wanting you to watch the video, I can understand a woman getting all excited and wanting everyone to see, but most men are just glad to get out of the suit and forget all about it

	06-09-2003 05:05									#16
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A suit is more comfortable than the dress. You never know how many places on your body are imperfect and/or lacking until you've been fitted for a gown.

I'd wear the suit and be happy about it. At least there's pants with a suit, and you can take off the jacket.

	06-09-2003 05:06									#17
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So -- are you going to sleep on the couch tonight or not, Japher?

	06-09-2003 05:13									#18
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin A suit is more comfortable than the dress. You never know how many places on your body are imperfect and/or lacking until you've been fitted for a gown. I'd wear the suit and be happy about it. At least there's pants with a suit, and you can take off the jacket.

The question is "How many women look good in a tuxedo?". The answer is "Not that many"

	06-09-2003 05:17									#19
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"Not that many" is still > 0.

So there's STILL A CHANCE.

	06-09-2003 05:29									#20
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True.

I'm sure you'd fit fine in a child-size suit.

	06-09-2003 05:40									#21
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You need to remember (a difficult task for any of us men, I know) when the last time you were with her family BEFORE the wedding. That doesn't count: you're obligated to go to that.

Methinks the real issue isn't the dumb video, it's when you were with her family.

O' course if it IS the stupid video, tell her you need to inventory your used beer can collection instead.

	06-09-2003 05:45									#22
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Fake an injury. Preferably severe. The longer you are in hospital or wounded, the better your chance of scoring afterwards.

Knee/ankle/shoulder is good. If you really want to make it good, punch yourself in the face.

Its too perfect!

	06-09-2003 06:46									#23
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak Ha ha...man....*wipes tears of laughter*...you are SO pussywhipped it's hard to believe. Here's my menu for the weekend: watch boys tonight while wife goes to a party work tomorrow until 1pm. Golf 18 holes. Go out and drink with friends or stay home and surf/play games. Sunday: football. ALL DAY. Meow!

ahhhh Shaddup Sneak. We all know your wife beats you up.

	06-09-2003 06:58									#24
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Is a Rest Woman the kind one picks up at rest stops along the highway?







(commas are your friend! )

	06-09-2003 07:03									#25
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The real Grammar Nazi strikes again.

	06-09-2003 07:22									#26
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509 posts and LTEC! is a goddess? I see, sleep with a Co-Admin and get a few perks, eh? Something stinks here and for once it's not the hippies.

	06-09-2003 07:26									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Theben 509 posts and LTEC! is a goddess? I see, sleep with a Co-Admin and get a few perks, eh? Something stinks here and for once it's not the hippies.

If you want to sleep with MtG to get Deity status, be our guest...

	06-09-2003 07:27									#28
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun The real Grammar Nazi strikes again.

Wir lassen Weisen des Lassens Sie richtig interpunktieren!

	06-09-2003 07:29									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Wir lassen Weisen des Lassens Sie richtig interpunktieren!

	06-09-2003 07:31									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov If you want to sleep with MtG to get Deity status, be our guest...

As long as he doesn't whip out the banning rod...