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The Andy-Man is offline The Andy-Man
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Hmmm, I don't recall ever asserting that Poles were ethnically prone to being well-hung...



A guy gets on a plane, and there is a woman reading a book next to him. She looksup an says 'Hi, this book has some really interesting fatcs! Did you know, that Native Americans have the widest penis, and polish men have the longest? I am Jane by the way, whats your name?'

He says: 'Tonto Kowlowski'

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Saddam was even less trustable when the US supplied him with VX gas and trained him in the use of anthrax.


so what's the point. Was he trustable or not. Little kid? I guess you really thought Uncle Joe was trustable during WW2?

Your point is irrelevant. It is just an attempt to find fault elsewhere (like a little kid), but it in no way invalidates the argument in question.

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A guy gets on a plane, and there is a woman reading a book next to him. She looksup an says 'Hi, this book has some really interesting fatcs! Did you know, that Native Americans have the widest penis, and polish men have the longest? I am Jane by the way, whats your name?'

He says: 'Tonto Kowlowski'


Sorry for the question, but it is 'Tonto' a Native America Name? (As I though after reading the joke), because it means 'fool' in Spanish.

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yes, i beleive it is a native american name

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Well, then it sounds fun in Spanish

Give me bread and call me "tonto" is a spanish saying

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call the damn guy cheif biggum stanning bull if you want

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I'll do: chief biggum stanning bull Kowlowski

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good ring to it

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So how much will the US pay for these troops? or will these states actually fund these small foces out of ther own pocket?

Wow, only 7000 more and they can match the commitment that India backed out of, which was one whole division (and thus, without any of the command problems of this polyglut force).

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As far as I know, Spain doesn't receive any single Euro for her help In fact I believe that the Spanish big companies that wanted a post-Sadam "contract" haven't got it yet...

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I know this is hard for a civ-playing pea-brain to understand, but we went to war for more important reasons than a specific jug of chemicals.


what are those more important reasons? i was under the impression that rumsfeld was scared **** of saddams huge chemical, nuclear and biological weapons, and giving that as #1 reason to go to war.


rumsfeld is a little crybaby; i think even bush has said more reasonable things than that absolutely miserable old *****!

i reckon the guy must be thinking like this:

'Saddam has a nuclear bomb and now i'm scared because only we should be having nuclear weapons so now we're gonna bomb iraq to smithereens while i sit here on my comfy ass in washington, playing golf and having a good 'cuban' cigar!'

sounds stupid, but hey, rumsfeld is stupid

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you're stupid

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We were scared of the programs, the person who had shown a willingness to use them, who had invaded his neighbors, and who was not complying with the terms of his cease-fire. In fact, evading them and blowing them off as much as he could. If we were scared of missiles on the launcher, we would not have spent the whole winter trying to get peacenicks on board.

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If you'll remember (but you probably won't.) Bush did not want to go to the UN. Who did?
Tony Blair.

Bush wanted to go in with all guns blazing but Blair knew we needed UN support or else it would be a HUGE political failure.
And Blair was right

Oh, and doesn't anyone remember Bushies little speech about how Saddam could turn New York "into a mushroom cloud"?

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you're stupid


...but seriously, folks

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Bush wanted to go in with all guns blazing but Blair knew we needed UN support or else it would be a HUGE political failure.


The only reason this is a political failure is because there's always a large handful of douchebags in society, and self humiliated former powers itching to make someone else look bad with whatever they can.

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Sorry for the question, but it is 'Tonto' a Native America Name? (As I though after reading the joke), because it means 'fool' in Spanish.


"Tonto" isn't a real Amerindian name. It's the name that was given to the fictional Lone Ranger's NA sidekick. The creators apparently wanted to have some subtle fun with the more perceptive members of the television audience while being blatantly racist at the same time! What fun!

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Wrong thread

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The only reason this is a political failure is because there's always a large handful of douchebags in society, and self humiliated former powers itching to make someone else look bad with whatever they can.


But it's still a political failure

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So glad you can chortle so contentedly over the future of the Iraqi people being so bleak, Tass. I knew you had it in you.

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Hey you little Civ kid. we went to the UN. Get over it. WE spent several months on it. Deal with it. We did it.

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Hey you little Civ kid.


I'm not quite sure why you continue calling me this. Ignoring the fact that it's a personal attack I hardly ever play Civ.

quote:
we went to the UN.


Yes.

quote:
Get over it.


This implies that I'm angry that we went ot the UN.

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WE spent several months on it.


And yet we failed.

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Deal with it.


I'm sure I'll be able to cope

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quote:
So glad you can chortle so contentedly over the future of the Iraqi people being so bleak, Tass. I knew you had it in you.


Stop this.

And in response to the personal attack: I'm happy over the US political failure. I'm certainly not happy that the Iraqis are caught in the middle.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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"Tonto" isn't a real Amerindian name.


It's a tough decision, but I think that "Amerindian" has to be the stupidest of all the PC terms. I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone uses it when "Native American" is less offensive and "Indian" is easier to say.

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Because "Indian" usually refers to a group of people who live in Asia. India, specifically

I prefer the term "Native American Indian".

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I prefer AmerIndian. I think it is the best term for the natives of North America.

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Why? It retains the semi-offensive "Indian" term, but adds the "Amer-" on to make it as akward to use in everyday conversation as "Native American". I fail to see the point in using it.

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Because it is an obvious name. Indians makes it too obvious to be confused for those people that actually live IN India! AmerIndian is American Indian, but easier to say... and definetly not awkward in the slightest.

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To be honest, I find American Indian easier to say than Amerindian. Maybe that's just me.

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:shrug: Never found AmerIndian to be hard to say in the slightest.

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I've never used it in conversation, to my knowledge. Never heard anyone else use it either. I thought it was just some liberal buzzword Mr. Fun picked up in college, until Boris used it and you admitted to an affinity for it.

 
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