07-09-2003 01:59									#1
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Quickest consumption of a 12 oz soda can.

Anyone here ever timed it?

Yes, I know, I don't have a life, don't rub it in

	07-09-2003 02:16									#2
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Well how fast are you d1ckhead?

	07-09-2003 02:21									#3
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Is there a relationship between time guzzling a coke and the subsequent eruption of froth from the nose?

	07-09-2003 02:31									#4
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well it depends, does it have to be straight from the can and without making any other holes or openings in the can?

	07-09-2003 02:34									#5
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We used to shotgun them as plebes. you can do it in under 2 seconds.

	07-09-2003 02:35									#6
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Shotgunning. You shotgun a soda?

	07-09-2003 02:36									#7
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Yeah, I knew a guy in HS that could shotgun a soda in just under 2 seconds... Somehow he could open his throat completely, and hold it like that... THe only problem was he would sometimes belch so hard stuff would come up

	07-09-2003 02:42									#8
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You all are about some sick bastards.
Shotgunning sodas.

A squid has an excuse, but you other guys...

	07-09-2003 03:02									#9
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(The mysterious secret of how Americans can get so fatass, by the way, has been revealed.)

For my act, I will choose a cold 12 fl oz (355 mL) can of "Red Fusion", a cherry-flavored brand of Dr. Pepper. It will be straight from the can.

	07-09-2003 03:04									#10
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Go, Mitchell, go !

	07-09-2003 03:13									#11
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DAMN!

I was hit hard by an unexpected complete swallow in the middle, but still managed to get about 11 seconds.

	07-09-2003 03:16									#12
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It's a sad let down, and my family honor has been disgraced. I must commit seppu karu.




(or whatever it is )

	07-09-2003 03:17									#13
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Who shotguns pop?

	07-09-2003 03:19									#14
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Apparently it's a wide-spread trend, unknown until today to us, Z.

	07-09-2003 03:29									#15
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The key is to make a very large hole. Maybe 1" by 2". Lay your tongue along it to keep the soda in there. Then get it up and in position with head tilted back. And pull. and suck.

We were a little deprived then.

	07-09-2003 03:30									#16
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Mountain dew works good.

	07-09-2003 03:37									#17
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I didn't know there was such a science to this...

	07-09-2003 03:38									#18
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It's just the same as if you want to shotgun a beer fast. Big hole is key.

	07-09-2003 03:44									#19
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I've always thought there was something to be said for savouring things, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

	07-09-2003 03:46									#20
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And if you do it from a bottle (torpedo we call it over it here), you use a straw bent around the edge so that it lets air in. Then it's just a question of swallowing, or not as the case maybe.

I can do a standard bottle of beer (33cl) in about 4 seconds. A can of of soda I don't need holes for, you just need to pour from it slightly higher, but the time comes down at about the same as the beer (I have to swallow, I always lose to the people who open their throats...). 500ml cans of beer i have done in 7 seconds, pints from a glass in 5.5. Yes.. me and my roomomates as an undergrads were one those of competive groups of people

	07-09-2003 04:36									#21
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Screw the record. MP3s are the way of the future, grampa. Then again, you can't play MP3s at an excessive rpm and hear Alvin and the Chipmunks for free, so I guess there's a point to all things under heaven. Pursue your dreams. Note that I said dreams, not hallucinations. People who pursue hallucinations tend to run over cliffs. It's not a pretty sight. Or a pretty site, for that matter. Blood stains have little in the way of aesthetic appeal.
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WOO! WOO!

	07-09-2003 04:57									#22
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No, it's:
Chuggachuggachuggachugga-CHOKE!

	07-09-2003 04:59									#23
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if you use a funnel its even easier!

	07-09-2003 05:05									#24
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Funnels are for wusses. The hardcore method is to inject it into your stomach directly. If you miss you'll hit a blood vessel and the CO2 bubbles will probably give you some form of stroke, but you'll die happy. Try it yourself. If you don't die happy I'll give you double your money back. The beauty of this plan is that if I'm wrong it doesn't matter because you'll be too dead to sue. But now I'm giving away my secrets. I had best impose a cessation upon my blabbery.
Scooby-dooby-woo, where are you?

	07-09-2003 05:36									#25
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It takes me about 20 minutes to consume 12 oz. of soda.

	07-09-2003 05:37									#26
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soda
water

	07-09-2003 05:42									#27
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** MrFun fails to find words to describe this thread **

	07-09-2003 06:05									#28
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Words can be found to describe anything. Whether they describe it accurately is an entirely different story.

	07-09-2003 06:24									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka Who shotguns pop?

who in north america says pop?

	07-09-2003 06:28									#30
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for my act, i chose a 12 ounce can of "Price Chopper Citrus Dew", a local supermarket's cheap ripoff of mountain dew.

8.2 seconds, and a barbaric yawp afterwards.