07-09-2003 04:13									#1
	Homosexual Tobacco Farmers! Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

Pay no mind to the title. I got it from a Dave Barry column, and chose it randomly, on account of the fact that this way at least two people are guaranteed to look at my thread, namely Ming and MrFun. There is a chance that the title alone will result in the immediate termination of this thread sight unseen, but such are the risks we take to ensure a free society.
With that said, I just thought up a joke. This underground communist faction is holding a meeting, and their leader is reviewing expenses for the past month. He notices that Comrade Smith has spent nearly five thousand dollars of their funds for unexplained purposes. The leader calls comrade Smith in and demands an explanation. Comrade Smith tells him he spent the cash to purchase and install hi-res video cameras in Ladies' locker rooms around the country, which he thought integral to their mission. The leader angrily asked him what the devil he was talking about.
"I thought it would be perfectly clear," Smith answered, "that I was bringing power to the peephole!"
Bask in the glory that is my wittiness, polypeople. Bask or I cut you! Baaaaaaaaaaaask to the muuusic!!
Woo.

	07-09-2003 04:41									#2
	Re: Homosexual Tobacco Farmers! Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

quote: Originally posted by Elok . . . on account of the fact that this way at least two people are guaranteed to look at my thread, namely Ming and MrFun.

damn you

	07-09-2003 04:45									#3
	Support Apolyton

Shouldn't the title read, "Homosexual Tobacco Farmers, Batman?

	07-09-2003 04:59									#4
	Inflate your Upload Space

No, that would be HOLY homosexual tobacco farmers, and Homosexual Tobacco Farmers are quite clearly not holy, as evidenced by their failure to double-mortgage their farms and donate the proceeds to Reverend Jim's Pomade-Fried Chicken Company & Mission to the Heathen. The fact that, like all tobacco farmers, they sell death unto the masses, is also somewhat suspect but less important in the grand scheme of things. I'd say it's cost them the Moony vote at the very least though.
Woo does it feel, to be less than real?

	07-09-2003 05:01									#5
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

Got me 2.

	07-09-2003 05:15									#6
	Increase Your PM Length

Well, I opened this thread thinking "I wonder what MrFun thinks of the title?".

	07-09-2003 05:16									#7
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

quote: Originally posted by JohnT Well, I opened this thread thinking "I wonder what MrFun thinks of the title?".

you got your answer -- now get out

	07-09-2003 07:14									#8
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

And now you have mine.