14-10-2003 00:22									#301
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!

And for those of you who don't celebrate Thanksgiving today...

HAPPY NOTHING-SPECIAL-DAY EVERYONE ELSE!!!

	14-10-2003 07:30									#302
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I like Thanksgiving but it's not a holiday in Australia.

Edited for continuity - me lose brain!

Last edited by Mr. President on 14-10-2003 at 12:54

	14-10-2003 08:58									#303
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Happy, um, Columbus Day!

	14-10-2003 18:26									#304
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Let's just party

	14-10-2003 19:54									#305
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YAY! Everyone likes a party

I have an anniversary tommorrow, any suggestions for Mrs J?

Keep it CLEAN !

-Jam

	14-10-2003 20:35									#306
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A bottle of Tia XenoMaria, flowers and poached sealurk on toast for breakfast in bed, followed in the evening by a visit to the movies to see Pirates of the Apolytean or Cuspidore Nemo. Visit Makahlua' s floating restaurant for a handsome plate of devilled mindworm. Later in the evening visit room 103 for a spot of handcuff therapy.

If you really want to make her day, do some housework.

how does that sound

	14-10-2003 23:32									#307
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For a minute I thought you were telling us how your day went Captain.

	14-10-2003 23:33									#308
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What do you have here that we could give to GoogleGod as a sacrifice?

	15-10-2003 00:03									#309
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The still-beating heart of a fullhuman?... opps, sorry, that's my recipe for Chicken Supreme Maybe a bottle of bubbly?

	15-10-2003 18:53									#310
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Yes, bubbly. Right from the geothermic sea...

	16-10-2003 00:56									#311
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quote: If you really want to make her day, do some housework.

Washed up, took the bins out, hoovered the carpets and went grocery shopping. Think that will do the job?

-Jam

	16-10-2003 03:51									#312
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That sounds very romantic Jamski. She will love it.

	16-10-2003 08:26									#313
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*looks about in a very paranoid way*

I have an old fasion wine brew hiden away that I may beable to part with for the occasion.

*Checks to make sure no one is going to jump him. If someone does, they will die due to Atlantian Martial Arts and Atlantian Sword/Knife Arts*

	16-10-2003 09:43									#314
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A jar of xenorum for everyone please.

	16-10-2003 14:51									#315
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* Jamski sees the wine and jumps Atlantian *

Hey, if its that good, I figure its worth the risk, eh?

-Jam

	17-10-2003 01:10									#316
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Atlantian sets the bottle down to meet the charge by Jamski. As the battle begins, unnoticed, Flubber picks up the bottle pops the cork , raises it to his lips and takes an appreciative swig, before offering it a glass to everyone in the vicinity. members of Drones, Hive, PUT , CYCON and PEACE all agree that the one thing they share is the love of a good bottle . . .

jamski and Atlantian go hurtling by as their battle rages

	17-10-2003 02:36									#317
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Meanwhile, behind the bar, Googlie continues drying the beer stein that he'd been washing and chuckles audibly ..

Yes, the ruse worked. Atlantian hadn't noticed the switch at all. I can now set my master plan in motion

As the paralyzing drug he'd injected into the switched bottle began to take effect on suddenly woozy members of Drones, Hive, PUT , CYCON and PEACE, Googlie whistled and an adjacent door swung open.

In walked Miriam and Roze, each carrying their Morgan Metagenics Micro Nervestapler Mk IV kits and approached the various now somnolent faction members.

Googlie grinned delightedly.

Now they'll do my bidding and everyrthing will unfold as I planned all along

Meanwhile Jamski and Atlantian go hurtling by as their battle continues to rage

	17-10-2003 03:01									#318
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And HongHu sits in a corner with a glass of water in her hands, pondering if she should interrupt the battle between the two frantic boys in order to save the others.

	17-10-2003 03:11									#319
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I'd help you guys but...

* Jamski goes hurtling by (with Atlantian) as his battle rages *

-Jam

	17-10-2003 04:05									#320
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zzzzzzzzzz

	17-10-2003 09:31									#321
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I don't drink... it's illogical. I spend my time hurling random projectiles at the combatants when they aren't looking.

Corellion leaps out of the way as the battel between Jamski and Atlantian rages through the spot previously occupied by me.

	17-10-2003 10:05									#322
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There is a momentary break in the flurry of kicks and punches as the two combatants become aware of the two women advancing with their nervestaple kits.

On seeing Sister Miriam, Jamski does a double-take .....

.. and croaks, as Atlantian lands a telling kick to his solar plexus, ............

"Mom? What are you doing here?"

	17-10-2003 11:11									#323
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"You shame our house with your pathetically executed fighting style. I shall now demonstrate the true power of Miriam Martial Arts!"

Miriam then ties her hair into a bun and enters the Believer's fighting stance.

	17-10-2003 16:01									#324
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OMFG!

* Jamski decides discresion is the better part of valor *

Seeya later Mom

-Jam

	17-10-2003 18:28									#325
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That's why I synthesize my own xenorumcherrypepsi...

	17-10-2003 19:26									#326
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Flubber and the other PEACE members awake, see the fight still raging and comment " this is our kind of place".

Tyhey then wander out of the room looking for more of " that wine that had a nice kick"

	17-10-2003 19:32									#327
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* FlameFlash contemplates sampling the wine with a kick...

	17-10-2003 22:04									#328
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What a mess. Anybody buying for the next round?

	17-10-2003 23:03									#329
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Maniac should already have the orders. We have been working on making some strange liquids that I think you fullhuman's will find particularly enjoyable As bartender he will be serving them tonight

	17-10-2003 23:07									#330
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*Grins, as there is nothing that stirs the blood better then a good fight*

"This place is almost as good as a PEACE bar!"

*Looks about for any other fights to jump into as a large smile shows up on his face. He notices Roze and Miriam with nervestapleguns.*

"Now thats not nice."

*Seeing that Miriam is in a fighting stance he enters one of his stances*