09-09-2003 23:29									#1
	Last night the coffee machine gave me a cup w/ 4 kings. Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

The bottom of the cup was a jack of spades.

In all the years I've been getting lousy coffee from such machines, this was my very best hand ever. I was very happy about it and taped the cut and flattened cup to the wall with my name and the date and "read em and weep!" written on it.

FOUR kings. Man!

	09-09-2003 23:33									#2
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I've never bought coffee from such a machine. I avoid crap coffee at all costs.

	09-09-2003 23:36									#3
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I don't get it...

	09-09-2003 23:39									#4
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Oerdin, you can't win if you don't play.

monolith, you've never seen the coffee machines that give cups with poker hands on them? Watch Terminator 2.

	09-09-2003 23:47									#5
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A few weeks ago, in one of my bi-weekly poker games, I got dealt 4 of a kind in two hands (no wilds used, as we don't play wilds). On a similar note, I've won $150 since Thursday playing poker

	10-09-2003 00:42									#6
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And you gained,what, from this marvelous hand?
Wall decoration?

	10-09-2003 01:55									#7
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I'll translate the thread title for the non-native english speakers

"Last night the coffee machine gave me a cup w/ 4 kings"

Translation:
"Last night the disgusting dispensing machine spewed forth a brown skanky liquid that passes for coffee in north america into a cup with a picture of a poker hand consisting of 4 kings"

	10-09-2003 07:17									#8
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You Hos are just jealous.

Sloww, not at all. I recieved the awed admiration of my peers on the graveyard freight shift. The knuckle draggers were impressed. Now, they worship me like a diety, and have erected a shrine to the wall relic.

	10-09-2003 12:30									#9
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quote: "Last night the disgusting dispensing machine spewed forth a brown skanky liquid that passes for coffee in north america into a cup with a picture of a poker hand consisting of 4 kings"

Whats the point in that? Surely a decent espresso is far more important than a lousy picture on the bottom of the cup.

	10-09-2003 13:06									#10
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And there was me thinking that the coffee machine in Terminator 2 was special.

	10-09-2003 13:09									#11
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Sorry, what did I do?

	11-09-2003 04:36									#12
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Paul, that guy that bought coffee in T2 just before the liquid metal terminator got him didn't have as good a hand as my 4 kings! Not only that, I lived.

I don't recall what hand he did have.

	11-09-2003 04:41									#13
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Probably two pair, aces and eights

	11-09-2003 04:43									#14
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I wonder if they knew about that and included it.

	11-09-2003 04:57									#15
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Looks like they tried, but the screenwriter messed up.

"You clearly see that he has two Jacks and two Aces."

http://www.nitpickers.com/movies/ni...000/56987.shtml

	14-09-2003 21:51									#16
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Well that's just amazing. I thought I was paying attention the 3 or 4 times I watched that flick...

	14-09-2003 22:00									#17
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quote: Surely a decent espresso is far more important than a lousy picture on the bottom of the cup

Some of us need motivation to reach the bottom j/k. Besides, "decent coffee" and "coffee machine" aren't terms that should be used in the same sentence, excepting the presence of the word "never".

	14-09-2003 23:50									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Verres Surely a decent espresso is far more important than a lousy picture on the bottom of the cup.

Er...I don't think freight apes drink espresso. In fact, I'm pretty sure freight apes beat up guys who do drink espresso.