11-09-2003 04:32									#1
	Israeli claims to have crossed mice and cats to get... "mats"? Get a bigger avatar today!

quote: (translated from Walla! News service by Siro) The nature preservation authority rangers together with traffic police were surprised when a check of a private car lead them to discover very rare monkeys in the trunk. Yet when hearing the driver's explanation, the surprise turned to ridiculous amusement. The vehicle, stopped for a check, was discovered to contain a small cage with four Marmosets - small primates of a rare species from South America. The 26 year old dirver, claimed that those were not rare monkeys, but a unique inbreeding between cats and mice that he created, and held for his personal bemusement. The monkeys, who are threatened by exinction, are believed to be worth approx. 10,000 dollars each, and are believed to be smuggled in Israel. The four were transferred to the national preservation and parks authority for custody and treatment.

	11-09-2003 04:35									#2
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Yes.... breed cats and mice and you get moneys. Makes perfect sense.

	11-09-2003 04:41									#3
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How on earth are you going to get a large enough mouse?? And wouldn't the cat just eat the mouse when it was done as an added bonus?

	11-09-2003 04:50									#4
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quote: And wouldn't the cat just eat the mouse when it was done as an added bonus?

Black widows eat their spouses after sex. Doesn't stop them from mating.

	11-09-2003 05:06									#5
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An Isreali who can reconcile the ancient grudge between cats and dogs?

Get him working on the peace process

	11-09-2003 05:07									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Zulu Elephant An Isreali who can reconcile the ancient grudge between cats and dogs? Get him working on the peace process

There where dogs involved too? Sicko.

	11-09-2003 05:08									#7
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Israel and the United States square down on the world battlefield for...

Stupid Man IV
The STUPIDEST Person In the World
Will it be:

President George Bush
A filler choice because I don't care about thinking of the so many ones from the US

or

Anonymous Israeli Monkey Smuggler
1. He smuggles MONKEYS, and 2. He claimed to have crossbred a mouse and a cat to get one!

Well, it's an easy competition, unless Bush starts turning up the flame on Syria. THAT would make some competition for the contest.

	11-09-2003 05:09									#8
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell President George Bush A filler choice because I don't care about thinking of the so many ones from the US

Why not david blane and/or the guy who traveled as cargo?

	11-09-2003 05:11									#9
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Blaine was runner up, but he didn't actually cause war. (Yet.)

	11-09-2003 05:13									#10
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quote: There where dogs involved too? Sicko.

Damn it. Meant Cats and mice

	11-09-2003 05:18									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Osweld Yes.... breed cats and mice and you get moneys. Makes perfect sense.

	11-09-2003 05:23									#12
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell Blaine was runner up, but he didn't actually cause war. (Yet.)

Neither has the cat-mouse-monkey guy.

ACK!

	11-09-2003 05:30									#13
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quote: Neither has the cat-mouse-monkey guy.

Considering his response, I'd call him the cat-mouse-guy-monkey guy

	11-09-2003 09:16									#14
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The person didn't claim to bread monkeys. He claimed it wasn't a monkey but rather a ... mat or... cause...

	11-09-2003 10:00									#15
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The gall of this guy to even think that might work.

	12-09-2003 03:56									#16
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Well it didn't work. He's probably in prison now. I'm still laughing at this..

	12-09-2003 03:58									#17
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Monkey!!!

Damn, I guess I won't be getting that new pet...