16-09-2003 04:57									#1
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I was walking the other day, to a CANDY STORE (this is not pertinent) when a black male stopped me and said "Hey Cracker where's your salt." I felt offended, so I said one of the following:

a) Screw you, black man
b) Screw you, brownie
c) Screw you
d) Hey brownie, where is your fudge
e) Oh No You Didn't
f) [Keep on walking] (and potentially reveal my wallet in my back pocket)

I need you to tell me which of those I MORALLY should have done, which one I as a MAN should have done, which one I should have done as a matter of SOCIAL JUSTICE, and for kicks guess at which one I did do. This is important to me because I want to gauge (without just asking it plainly), exactly how you respond to a black racist (with racism, indifference to race, or indifference to the individual himself?).

As I get offensive comments all the time on my way to that particular CANDY STORE (this is again not pertinent), I would like to know how exactly to handle anyone else who feels the need to "bring it" in the future.

	16-09-2003 05:00									#2
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cracker is not racist

	16-09-2003 05:00									#3
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Just counter-troll

	16-09-2003 05:01									#4
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my answers

morally: f (though I don't know why you added the part about the wallet)

manly: c

socially: e

	16-09-2003 05:02									#5
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should have hit him then poured salt on him

	16-09-2003 05:03									#6
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and there are still candy stores left in america?

where in the hell do you live?

I say cut down on the candy

	16-09-2003 05:03									#7
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When he says Candy Store, he means 'Specialist Sex Shop'.
The poor guy was probably asking you for recommendations on decent Bukkae(salt...tee-hee), just because you don't get it, doesn't mean you should be rude.

	16-09-2003 05:16									#8
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"d) Hey brownie, where is your fudge"

Counter-troll.

	16-09-2003 11:19									#9
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Bring salt with you next time.

	16-09-2003 11:23									#10
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Ask him where his baby's mama is and can you slap that ass?

	16-09-2003 11:25									#11
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or you could have pulled out a 9 and just busted a cap in his ass

	16-09-2003 11:25									#12
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Word.

	16-09-2003 11:37									#14
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By the way, it's "blackie," not "brownie."

Get your racial slurs right Casper.

	16-09-2003 11:52									#15
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I think the right answer would be:
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

	16-09-2003 12:06									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker By the way, it's "blackie," not "brownie." Get your racial slurs right Casper.

Ted, you're missing the (awful, awful) pun...read it again, you'll get it.

	16-09-2003 12:53									#17
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d) or a) would be best

	16-09-2003 13:35									#18
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How about "excuse me?" or "sorry?"

	16-09-2003 14:28									#19
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If it's fighting talk you're after:

"I blow my nose at you. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. I fart in your general direction"

	16-09-2003 14:49									#20
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quote: Just counter-troll

Exactly. The easiest counter-troll is to just call him a Turk.