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SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Sep 1999
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Totally worthless means not of worth to anybody.
Well, read on.


Undertakers See Baby Boomers Boosting Market
Tue Sep 16,10:58 AM ET


SOFIA (Reuters) - European undertakers are bracing for aging post-war baby boomers and looking for eco-friendly ways to handle a sharp increase in business in the next 40 years.

"We don't want people to die, but if they are dead, we want to provide them with a good service," said Henry Keizer, secretary-general of the International Cremation Federation, at a weekend conference in Sofia.

Undertakers at the conference said they wanted environment- friendly methods to cut the waste resulting from traditional burials or air pollution from old-fashioned crematoriums.

"They were not much different from a very large pizza oven," Keizer said.

Among the possibilities participants suggested were high- tech plans such as freezing bodies and breaking them down with sound waves.
JohnT is offline JohnT
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Capitalist
Mar 1999
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Put an end to popups!

Eliminate boxes, bury them in the buff. That oughtta do it.

Thorn is offline Thorn
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May 1999
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Why can't I own skeletons for, I want to have some, stupid laws.
SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Want to grind some bones to make your bread, Thorn ?

See Feephi.

Thorn is offline Thorn
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Asheville, NC
May 1999
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I just want to line my yard with skeletons on a pike to keep out intruders, sorta like a scarecrow.
Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Sep 2001
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EvC: What could you possibly need a skeleton for? I admite it would be interesting to have a skull as a candle holder or something but...
SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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He wants to keep out intruders.
The thing to remember, you may attract stranger intruders.
Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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ACK!!! PTHBBPPPTTT!!!!
Feb 2002
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Stranger than the inhabitant??????

ACK!
Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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Need to get rid of bodies anyone?

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Jul 2003
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Just add them to the hot dog and balongia (sp) recipies... No one will notice...
Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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actually, you can boil off the water in Coke and use the concentrate to dissolve flesh and bone. Coke concentrate is considered a hazardous material and treated like one with regards to shipping. I forgot where I saw this, but I remember reading that Coke concentrate can dissolve meat and bone within a 48-hour period. I believe the piece used a small amount of Coke and a Porterhouse steak with bone. I'll post it if I can find it.
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You thread-jacking bastards.

Berzerker is offline Berzerker
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May 1999
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actually, you can boil off the water in Coke and use the concentrate to dissolve flesh and bone. Coke concentrate is considered a hazardous material and treated like one with regards to shipping. I forgot where I saw this, but I remember reading that Coke concentrate can dissolve meat and bone within a 48-hour period. I believe the piece used a small amount of Coke and a Porterhouse steak with bone. I'll post it if I can find it.


And they complained about cocaine in coca-cola? But seriously, the stomach acids you pour the coke into would called a hazardous material.

Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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Tired of ads?

Studies have shown that Coke can degrade stomach lining. Your bodies' acids are designed to function with your system. Coke isn't.

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Illinois Nazi.
Kansas Scarecrow.
Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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SCHNELL... LUUUUSSSSS LLUUUSSSS!!!
Berzerker is offline Berzerker
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May 1999
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Aspirin can degrade stomach lining. An occasional coke won't eat away your stomach, emphasis on occasional.
Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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well duh...

MrFun is offline MrFun
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What will commies do with all those dead capitalists from all parts of the world, after their "revolution" has concluded??
Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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Jan 1970
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Mrs Horse says she's going to have me cremated and then put me in an egg timer so I can finally do some work for a change.
Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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I want to be frozen and shot into space so an alien race can clone me.
Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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quote:
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SCHNELL... LUUUUSSSSS LLUUUSSSS!!!


Nein! Ich bin ein Freund!!!

Idiot!!!
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Um . . .

we do not need a clone of you.


damn cross posting

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