24-09-2003 01:49									#1
	Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

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quote: Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany. The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants. His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes." When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs. The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs. Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed." Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany. Story filed: 10:45 Tuesday 23rd September 2003

Remember, kids, WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS.

	24-09-2003 01:54									#2
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Well, at least he filtered himself out of the gene pool.

	24-09-2003 01:57									#3
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As bad as that would be with straight mind, under the influence of an hallucinogen it would be, well, even worse.

	24-09-2003 01:59									#4
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Drugs don't use weinners either, apparently.



See kiddies, this is why you never use hallucenagenics while alone.

	24-09-2003 02:06									#5
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I like that disclaimer. "While alone."
Certainly stern.



But true.

	24-09-2003 02:24									#6
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Hmmm...

so his first name is Andreas.... reminds me of a certain someone...

	24-09-2003 02:27									#8
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Man...I hope it isn't you-know-who.
Andreas...still intact, man?

	24-09-2003 02:30									#9
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Ouch.

	24-09-2003 03:45									#10
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All we should have to do is tell teenagers that crack makes your schlong fall off. Voila, drug problem disappears!

	24-09-2003 03:53									#11
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Crack?
You need some hallucinogens, Mitchell.

	24-09-2003 03:55									#12
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That suks

	24-09-2003 04:09									#13
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Andreas V? We have an Andreas V here

	24-09-2003 04:09									#14
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell All we should have to do is tell teenagers that crack makes your schlong fall off. Voila, drug problem disappears!

Too true...

	24-09-2003 04:14									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Andreas V? We have an Andreas V here

But this guy is Andrea now.

Idiot for cutting out his tongue. What's he going to do when someone in the changing rooms asks where his **** is?

	24-09-2003 04:45									#16
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New slogan for the US Gov't:

"This is your d!ck. This is your d!ck on drugs."

	24-09-2003 06:02									#17
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Man gorges himself to death on cake and ice cream - kids, don't eat cake and ice cream.

	24-09-2003 06:19									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Berzerker Man gorges himself to death on cake and ice cream - kids, don't eat cake and ice cream.

Link please?

	24-09-2003 06:20									#19
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Hey, what the heck. The doctor is named Andreas too.

Is everyone in germany named Andreas?

	24-09-2003 06:25									#20
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Yes, they're changing it's name to Andmany.

	24-09-2003 06:26									#21
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Too bad the kid screwed up his life for a cheap high.

	24-09-2003 09:00									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Lincoln Too bad the kid screwed up his life for a cheap high.

Technically, Lincoln, he did it because of a cheap high, not for one.

I betcha he was flipping out on the words of Paul, if your eye sins against God, pluck it out, if your hand sins against God, cut it off. Religion and hallucinagins do NOT mix. While you may see God, he may tell you to do something horrible, and since you're suggestable, you'll do it.

	24-09-2003 09:29									#23
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As someone in another (german) board mentioned:

Now he is twofold impotent
At least he didnīt cut off his fingers, too

	24-09-2003 10:44									#24
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whoa.

	24-09-2003 12:47									#25
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Under the circumstance I guess a Darwin award might be in order...

	24-09-2003 15:06									#26
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And so the student has become the master.

	24-09-2003 15:08									#27
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quote: Originally posted by OzzyKP New slogan for the US Gov't: "This is your d!ck. This is your d!ck on drugs."

And this is your d!ck on the garden path.

	24-09-2003 16:38									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Japher That suks

Not anymore i't don't !!!

	24-09-2003 16:43									#29
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Winners don't need drugs.

And...

Losers don't need wieners, eh?

	24-09-2003 19:02									#30
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i don't really pity that foo'.