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cinch
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Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Jul 2002
time: 22:30
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2/12.
It's the hair and the eyebrows.
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cinch
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Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Jul 2002
time: 22:30
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Hey, if it's effeminate to take pre-emptive action against The Unibrow, well then, by golly, I'm effeminate!
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Jon Miller
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1) How many times do you look in a mirror each day?
27.0%
Three times - a little mid-day peek.
24.7%
Correct Answer: At least five - get off my case.
23.1%
Twice - morning, evening.
15.4%
Once - when I wake up.
9.8%
Four times - I have uncontrollable hair.
2) Can you leave the house without putting product in your hair?
50.5%
Yes, I do it all the time
31.6%
Correct Answer: No way
17.9%
Uhh, is a baseball hat a product?
3) Do you moisturize daily?
43.1%
Occasionally, if I have a sunburn or something.
35.7%
No -- lotion is for girls.
21.2%
Correct Answer: Always -- it's a necessity!
4) Not counting sneakers, how many pairs of shoes do you own?
33.6%
Correct Answer: Gimme a second .. still counting ...
21.6%
Four
19.3%
Three
17.4%
Two
8.2%
One
5) Have you ever tweezed, waxed or trimmed your eyebrows?
47.9%
No, never
26.7%
Correct Answer: Yes, frequently. I firmly believe eyebrows should be two distinct entities.
25.4%
A couple times, for special occasions
6) Have you ever shaved/waxed your legs, chest or back?
67.7%
No, never
19.4%
Yes, a few times
12.8%
Correct Answer: Yes, I do regular maintenance
7) How much do you spend on a haircut?
58.1%
$10-$20
16.1%
My buddy does it for nothing
14.0%
$20-30
6.6%
The barber school down the street will do it for $5
5.3%
Correct Answer: $40 or more
8) Your top drawer consists mostly of ...
49.1%
Assorted boxer shorts
29.2%
Good old Hanes tighty-whities
21.7%
Correct Answer: Designer boxer briefs
9) What's the last book you picked up?
50.6%
Whatever magazine was lying around the bathroom
30.1%
A current best seller
19.3%
Correct Answer: A re-read of an old classic
10) Going shopping is ...
54.1%
A chore performed before the holidays, her birthday, etc.
26.0%
Correct Answer: A top priority
19.9%
An activity I despise
11) Best way to spend a Friday night?
48.9%
Watching the game over a large pizza and a six pack
33.6%
Dinner at T.G.I.Friday's and ninth viewing of Lord of the Rings
17.5%
Correct Answer: Catch a hot musical, then drinks at a trendy martini bar
12) How would you describe your sense of style?
59.2%
Comfy and casual
29.9%
Refined and respectable
7.4%
Correct Answer: Trend-setting hipster
3.4%
Scrubby frat boy
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24-09-2003 05:33
I still think this quiz could also be used as "Are You A Homosexual?" 
Interesting twist Sloww, but alas, no it isn't. 
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