26-09-2003 22:49									#31
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Research in academia sounds good.

	27-09-2003 01:55									#32
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 "Anyway, go for the gold. Settle for no less than Jennifer Garner in your fantasizing." What sort of person do you think I am??? I'm not a new zealander!!!

It is a statistical fact that Jennifer Garner is hotter than Renee Zellweger, in addition to having a less difficult name. It's been tested by scientists with thermometers.
What does New Zealand have to do with anything though?

	27-09-2003 01:57									#33
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Jennifer Garner is secretly a sheep.

	27-09-2003 02:12									#34
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I just want an EXTREME(tm) job. But this should be pretty easy, since everything from processors to corn snacks to jello to cardboard is EXTREME.

	27-09-2003 02:14									#35
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I think I know who Renee Zellwegger is, but who's Jennifer Garner?

Why settle for Columbia? Isn't there anything available at Yale?

	27-09-2003 02:19									#36
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I'd like to be the guy who test-sleeps the beds at the bed factory.

I think sleeping is the only thing in the world that I would love to do, even though I had to do it.

Asmodean

	27-09-2003 02:21									#37
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quote: I think I know who Renee Zellwegger is, but who's Jennifer Garner?

Now I really now your a woma

Jennifer Garner is on Alias and was on, uh, Catch Me if You Cas as the hooker, yeah

	27-09-2003 02:21									#38
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You're just getting over insomnia, aren't you?

So what'd you do while you weren't sleeping?

	27-09-2003 02:24									#39
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin You're just getting over insomnia, aren't you? So what'd you do while you weren't sleeping?

Write reports about the qualities of the beds, of course.

Naturally I'd end up having to re-test-sleep most of them

Asmodean

	27-09-2003 02:25									#40
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I want to be an EXTREME(tm) porn star. (Surrounded by all those babes! )

Then again, I'm supposing about 3 billion other people want to be that too

	27-09-2003 02:26									#41
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I hear there's an opening as Ron Jeremy.

	27-09-2003 02:30									#42
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell I want to be an EXTREME(tm) porn star.

What's EXTREME? - scat, piss, torture, that kind of thing?

	27-09-2003 02:33									#43
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These days, it's probably doing missionary work for about 2 minutes, then the guy goes away and the girl lies in bed crying.

Or so I've heard.

	27-09-2003 02:37									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Osweld What's EXTREME? - scat, piss, torture, that kind of thing?

Yeah...he be da scatman

Asmodean

	27-09-2003 02:40									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Japher It would be a foot in the door

You should be careful what you wish for.

	27-09-2003 03:15									#46
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Why? I wouldn't mind that - I am interested in waste processing.

	27-09-2003 03:45									#47
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I could have sworn I saw a post a few months ago about being a condom tester or something like that.

Edit. Better specify in vivo instead of in vitro or something else along those lines.

	27-09-2003 03:51									#48
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i wouldn't mind be a trophy husband for some billionaire woman.

	27-09-2003 03:53									#49
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quote: i wouldn't mind be a trophy husband for some billionaire woman.

Even if she was old and ugly? or how 'bout just ugly?

Oprah?

I probably be able to hack with Martha Stewart, if she does all the cooking and sleeps in another room and never talks to me.

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yeah, well, now that i think about it she'd have to be young, nubile, and something which you didn't need to bag.

impossible to find, i suppose.

	27-09-2003 03:57									#51
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Is she still single?

	27-09-2003 04:00									#52
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Christina Onassis? Died in 1988!

Sick basturd!

	27-09-2003 04:04									#53
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I could have sworn there was some Onassis heir who just recently got full control of her inheritance. Maybe it was Athena Onassis?

	27-09-2003 04:06									#54
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There is one, I can't remember her name... She just became legal like last year and is really hot... I think she was dating some older tennis pro or something at the time...

	27-09-2003 04:08									#55
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There you go. Q Cubed just has to beat out some crap tennis pro.

	27-09-2003 04:10									#56
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It is Athena... she's a hottie too.

	27-09-2003 06:20									#57
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But, couldn't find any pictures. She must value her privacy.

	27-09-2003 06:46									#58
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- a hotel evaluator -

( IE: free room, check the restaurant (free), check the bar (free), roomservice and other facilities....write report which includes some negative and positive points..go home and get your money at the end of the month)

	27-09-2003 07:26									#59
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It involves me, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Connely, and Rachel Weiz, a billion dollars, a private country, and some cheese..but that is all I will say.

	27-09-2003 07:29									#60
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quote: and Rachel Weiz

You don't deserve this goddess if you can't even spell her name right.