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Stefu is offline Stefu
Emperor
CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
time: 07:31
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That encapsulates it pretty well, really...
FrustratedPoet is offline FrustratedPoet
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All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
time: 05:31
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Got spare money?

That has got to be a spoof, surely. Not even in America could people be that stupid ... could they?
mrmitchell is offline mrmitchell
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Donate to the Red Cross
Sep 2002
time: 23:31
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It might be a spoof, but sorry, FP, we're a lot stupider than you'd hope

Rufus T. Firefly is offline Rufus T. Firefly
Prince
is one way of saying it, though I prefer "mensch"
Sep 2000
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Put an end to popups!

No, it's not and yes, we could be. But in defense of perfectly normal Americans from completely sane places, this store does appear to be located in the Missouri Ozarks -- where boys take their sisters to the prom, but not as a last resort.
FrustratedPoet is offline FrustratedPoet
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All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
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Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

The phrase "the unGodly nations will fall" is rather chilling.

molly bloom is offline molly bloom
Prince
Lundenwic
Oct 2001
time: 15:31
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In atrocious taste, with awful design and a spelling mistake...it's a yankee doodle dandy, yessirree, bob!

Least appropriate use of a mass murder as a device to flog goods. What's next? Holocaust pics at a gas showroom?
SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
King
of The Cooler
Sep 1999
time: 23:31
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Blow it out your ass, FP and Stefu.

You have this ****ing attitude that it's only American advertising people who are bastards.






You know who is in advertising, don't you ?


CYA!
Jac de Molay is offline Jac de Molay
Prince
Detroit
Sep 2001
time: 05:31
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These effete Euros need to grow a little hair on their chest, right Sloww?
Rogan Josh is offline Rogan Josh
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Jan 1970
time: 06:31
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Tired of ads?

What's with the flag? It seems to be a very old US flag from before there were 50 states.
Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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That's obviously a fake.

I hope.
Jac de Molay is offline Jac de Molay
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Detroit
Sep 2001
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Nope. I googled up the City names and Highway 5, and it's somewhere in Missouri.
Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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So? it could be someone from the locality who made it.

google: "Midway furniture" Missouri

Nothing of the sort.
Jac de Molay is offline Jac de Molay
Prince
Detroit
Sep 2001
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Here it is...
Datajack Franit is offline Datajack Franit
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Bologna
Aug 2002
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What a big pile of crap
Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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The Emperor Fabulous is offline The Emperor Fabulous
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Aug 1999
time: 00:31
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http://www.smartpages.com/home/midwayfurn26106668?ZoomLevel=1&CENTER_lat=371932920&CENTER_lon=-925357200&Mode=Map&listingid=

How close are you to these crazies?
mrmitchell is offline mrmitchell
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Aw man. So close to being in Arkansas, too...

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