29-09-2003 17:21									#1
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So, let's post some Limericks in this thread.

As you all know, Limericks can get rather...erm...descriptive. So let's keep ourselves to the sweet ones, without foul language, eh?

I'll start out:

There once was a man from Australia
Who painted his ass like a dahlia!
The color was fine,
Likewise the design;
The aroma, eh - that was a failure!

Observing the bulge in his khakis,
Sister Phyllis was heard to remark "He's
A big lad! I hope
He won't mind a quick grope..."
But she found that the bulge was his car keys!

Said a fellow named Ira S. Green,
"My sex life is terribly lean...
I'm a chaste little lamb,
Save for old Uncle Sam,
Who screws me each April 15!"

Anyone else??

Asmodean

	29-09-2003 17:30									#2
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Sorry. I don't know any that are that clean.

	29-09-2003 17:37									#3
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This one is quite bold...I hope the mods don't find it goes too far

It made me fall off my chair, laughing

An Indian girl in Belize
Made a dildo of corncobs and cheese.
She used it quite boldly
Until it grew moldy
And gave her six strange STDs!

Asmodean

	29-09-2003 17:49									#4
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There was a young moderator called Ming
Who deleted all posts found offending.
He came onto this thread,
And closed it down dead,
With prejudice extreme and resounding.

Poetic licence taken here I'm afraid, but only with the "young" bit.

	29-09-2003 17:50									#5
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Best so far.

	29-09-2003 17:52									#6
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Yeah, well....

I know this thread is walking the thin line, but I hope it'll live if we keep them clean of foul language. What people do with their own imagination, is another thing

This one made me laugh too:

A tipsy young vampire named Mabel
Has a menstrual cycle so stable,
That one week in four
She gets down on the floor,
And drinks herself under the table...

Asmodean

	29-09-2003 18:09									#7
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quote: Originally posted by duke o' york There was a young moderator called Ming Who deleted all posts found offending. He came onto this thread, And closed it down dead, With prejudice extreme and resounding. Poetic licence taken here I'm afraid, but only with the "young" bit.

	14-10-2003 12:47									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Asmodean Yeah, well.... I know this thread is walking the thin line, but I hope it'll live if we keep them clean of foul language. What people do with their own imagination, is another thing

The limerick packs laughs astronomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical

	15-10-2003 05:55									#9
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I once read the following one in class:

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My teacher was a bit upset, but got over it. With the help of some alcohol.

	15-10-2003 06:03									#10
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I read that same one once!

ACK!