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SnowFire
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New York City, NY
Jan 1970 time: 00:31
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Suddenly, CNN Europe stops its regular broadcasting of exploding shells in Hungary & Serbia with a "Special Report: Breaking news." The camera shows a nicely decorated office, a nervous man in a suit, and somebody hiding behind the computer screen in the center.
"Greetings all! A message from President SnowFire. The French anti-communist league is most disturbed by the sweeping Red tide from the East. Their sabotuers have already kept our mighty fleet in drydock an entire year! We can no longer take this sitting down. War must be declared! Our foreign legion shall have to be dispatched from our colonies to show this menace..."
"Ah, sir? We... uh... don't actually have much in the way of colonies any more."
"Don't be silly! We've still got Indochina, right? I'm sure British India and the Turkish occupation forces in Persia wouldn't mind a quick march through."
"Sir, actually, no we don't have Indochina any more, and I don't think the British have India. Last I checked, at least. They DO have Morocco."
"Well dispatch the Algerian legions then! I shall have no filthy commies coming west to pollute Europe!"
"One problem with that, sir...."
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