03-10-2003 09:39									#1
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quote: When cookie-lovers open packages of their favorite snacks, some of the biscuits are often in bits. Now scientists say they know why -- and it has little to do with the way cookies are packaged and transported.

Read on here: http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/e...mble/index.html

Take that, conspiracy theorists!

	03-10-2003 10:35									#2
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Them scientists surely have lots of free time.

	03-10-2003 10:36									#3
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Scientists can now explain why the cookie crumbles?

	03-10-2003 10:42									#4
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Yeah! That I call scientific progress

	03-10-2003 10:54									#5
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So, it has nothing to do with me dropping the package




revoke their funds

	03-10-2003 11:19									#6
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Something else you always wanted to know.

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	04-10-2003 05:06									#7
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Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people.

Heil Arnold! Heil Arnold! Heil Arnold!

	04-10-2003 17:25									#9
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quote: Originally posted by St Leo Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. Heil Arnold! Heil Arnold! Heil Arnold!

Arnold has no chance against the Order Of The Broken Cookies!

	04-10-2003 18:08									#10
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Now, how do WE apply this to everyday life?

	04-10-2003 18:16									#11
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quote: Originally posted by donegeal Now, how do WE apply this to everyday life?

Most of the people in the world I know are accepting realists. Whatever happens, be it for better or worse, stick their hands in the pockets, shrug and say "That's how the cookie crumbles."

With the information now available because of these dedicated visionary scientists, such lazy and inept attitudes towards the world are obsolete. We are now informed that fate isn't just the order of the universe.

All life events are obviously determined by a combination of heat, humidity and transportation. I am therefore moving to a cold, dry environment with no roads. All idealists are welcome to join me at my tundra retreat where we will suffer from nothing but boredom...

	04-10-2003 18:18									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Them scientists surely have lots of free time.

Its called Government Grants.

Biggest waste of taxpayer money and the sole source of Global Warming.

If this is true, why do my Oreos and Chips Ahoy! cookies ALWAYS come intact with no broken ones? I always thought it was better packaging but now it appears the Brits just have inferior cookie technology.......

	04-10-2003 18:25									#13
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quote: Instead, laser tests carried out by British physicists found that cookies -- or biscuits, as they are known in Britain -- often develop "fault lines" a few hours after baking.

That is blatantly obvious to anyone who's ever baked anything, but I guess now that we've done laser tests, we can know for certain.

	04-10-2003 18:39									#14
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GF... can anyone match the US in cookie technology?

	04-10-2003 18:49									#15
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Sigh, I miss cookies.

	04-10-2003 19:05									#17
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No cookies in Japan?

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Hey, I found some real bread today! That was fun!

	04-10-2003 19:07									#19
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What do they usually eat there for breakfest?

	04-10-2003 19:12									#20
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I'm in China. They usually eat eggs, some sort of fluffly white pastery thing, and rice pudding for breakfast. I have no clue what they do to their bread, but it is terrible. Occassionally you can find some French or Italian bread at a supermarket. Actually, most of their cookies are rather decent, but foreign cookies are expensive.

	04-10-2003 19:13									#21
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Ah- - you flag/location field fooled me. But interesting

	04-10-2003 19:16									#22
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No, I only taste Japanese.

	04-10-2003 19:32									#23
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quote: No cookies in Japan?

No good cookies.

	04-10-2003 19:36									#24
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Good cookies are hard to find everywhere.

Unless you know how to bake.

	04-10-2003 19:41									#25
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Fine, no mediocre cookies.

	04-10-2003 19:46									#26
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Isn't British science awesome? No wonder the sun never sets on the British empire!

	04-10-2003 19:48									#27
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quote: No wonder the sun never sets on the British empire!

This is still true only because the sun never rises over what's left of the British empire.

	04-10-2003 20:14									#28
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quote: The scientists used an optical technique called "digital speckle pattern interferometry" to study the surface of cookies cooling to room temperature

Speckle? Oh come on, who's gonna believe that's real science!

	04-10-2003 21:56									#29
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If a cookie is a biscuit there, then what is a biscuit?

	04-10-2003 22:43									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Anun Ik Oba If a cookie is a biscuit there, then what is a biscuit?

Soggy.