04-10-2003 04:03									#1
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I just came back from a 1-week trip to the US. I have not met my kids, gotten any p*ssy (except for some Bourbon Street strippers), and not surfed the so-beloved Internet in all that time. And what happens when I get home?

1) I pick up kids at the kindergarten, but within 1 hour my 2-Yo girl bends over on the floor and cries for Mama to come home. She does not stop crying intil Mama actually gets home 15 minutes later.

2) Despite my terrible jetlag, I cooked a delicious and romantic dinner of Cajun-spiced ribeye steak, fried potatoes, Greek sallad and garlic-spiced cottage cheese, cleared the table, made all the dishwashing, took care of the oldest daughter for 2 hours while she took care of the youngest, and last but not least the gave her the subtle hint of me buying her some very pornographic lingerie She fell asleep right in front of me and refused to wake up . She is still snoring loudly. I haven't seen a bed in 32 hours. but she still thinks her sleep is the most important thing in the world.

3) My computer decided to crash on me. The Graphics Card decided it did not like the latest Windows Update. Windows told me to update the Graphic Card Driver software, but there was no update available. I tried to restart my computer about 10 times and suddenly it decided to work. At least one partner I can trust!

Life is **** and then you die.
Life is a ***** and then you marry one.

	04-10-2003 04:06									#2
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By the way, those stars should read sh!t and b!tch...

	04-10-2003 04:09									#3
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I could eat that food! I won't pass out on you, though I can't promise any sex.

	04-10-2003 04:11									#4
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Get some sleep. you'll feel better in the morning.

	04-10-2003 04:18									#5
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Maybe she had a hard time taking care of the kids while you were gone. That would explain how tired she was and why she wasn't open to romantic offerings.

	04-10-2003 04:21									#6
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quote: (except for some Bourbon Street strippers),

quote: the gave her the subtle hint of me buying her some very pornographic lingerie She fell asleep right in front of me and refused to wake up.

I'm not sure I'd be complaining given your trip to the States.

	04-10-2003 04:36									#7
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Hey, why can't you all join the male chauvinist pig conspiracy? At least I can trust you Pekka. We should get together for a beer one day. What town do you live in? I travel to Finland at least 10 timeas a year, mostly to Laapenranta, Imatra and Helsinki.

	04-10-2003 04:39									#8
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Women have been too kind to me to join the male chauvinist pig conspiracy. And on the few times they weren't I can understand them (and so "forgive" them).

Does all this change when you get married

	04-10-2003 04:39									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Maybe she had a hard time taking care of the kids while you were gone. That would explain how tired she was and why she wasn't open to romantic offerings.

That does not explain why my computer decided to crash. And she slept 8 hours in a bed, while I slept 5 hours in an airplane. She has a bad excuse.

	04-10-2003 04:45									#10
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Hey, did you ever get out to fish in LA?

	04-10-2003 04:46									#11
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 Does all this change when you get married

Yes. If you are not married, and your girl tell you to f*ck off, then you are free to f*ck any wh*re of your preference, while if you are married, you promised in the face of God and the assembled people to be true (and I was). Now I have to love her whatever she does to me (and I do love her).

I had some affairs before we married (so did she). After our marriage 6 years ago, both of us have been true.

	04-10-2003 04:50									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie I had some affairs before we married (so did she). After our marriage 6 years ago, both of us have been true.

That's great. I don't like married people cheating on eachother and I don't feel sympathetic to all that "weakness" or "unsatisfied" reasoning for doing it. "Just for kicks" sounds even worse.

	04-10-2003 04:52									#13
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I live near Turku now.. Give me PM next time if you're near, also I visit Helsinki regulary (like now I'm in Helsinki), so odds are some of your trips I'm on your way.

	04-10-2003 04:54									#14
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quote: Originally posted by DanS Hey, did you ever get out to fish in LA?

It was kinda windy, but the charter boat company picked me up from the hotel so that I did not have to bother about taxi or rental car. The charter was expensive ($300) but the pickup was extremely cheap. And they were very nice people. On the other hand, the first 4 charters I contacted rejected me and lost the business.

	04-10-2003 04:55									#15
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She sounds like a sweetheart, Ollie. I am happy to hear that you take your vows seriously. Life is a continuous trial but it can be fun when you kiss and make up. Treat her like an angel.

	04-10-2003 04:59									#16
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quote: (except for some Bourbon Street strippers)

quote: both of us have been true

	04-10-2003 05:08									#17
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quote: Originally posted by geeslaka quote: (except for some Bourbon Street strippers) quote: both of us have been true

Hey, looking at tits is not being untrue. I didn't even get myself a lap dance. If it was, I would not be allowed to go to a public beach.

Lincoln, I love her, but it feels like misery right now, when she is sleeping. It will get better in a day or two. Some day she will not sleep at the same time as the kids.

	04-10-2003 05:10									#18
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Sweet!

Yeh, that's pretty epensive for one day of fun. But you only live once!

My sister lives down near New Orleans with her family. Her husband really likes to fish. Her husband's dad likes to take clients out fishing too.

New Orleans is strange place, but has a lot of good stuff.

	04-10-2003 05:25									#19
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I compare the cost of going on fishing charters to the cost of getting myself a new and bigger boat.

A new boat is perhaps 15.000 €. If I go for charters, 300€ per day is a quite regular fee regardless of where I go. That's 50 days of high-quality fishing in my own boat. I would be very happy to get time for 5 days of high-quality fishing in a single year. So 10 years would be the break-even time for a new boat. Imagine the money I could spend on travelling to reduce that break-even time to 5 years if I only went on charter fishing. I could fish in Norway, Mexico, South Africa or Australia for the same money that I would spend on buying a new boat to fish in the same waters where I am currently fishing with a boat paid ages ago.

My whife is still snoring...

	04-10-2003 05:37									#20
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quote: Hey, looking at tits is not being untrue. I didn't even get myself a lap dance. If it was, I would not be allowed to go to a public beach.

I retract my earlier comments. Look at it this way, you have a wonderful wife and kids. How many people don't?

	04-10-2003 05:40									#21
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Ollie: Don't forget the opportunity costs! You always have to prepay with a boat.

	04-10-2003 05:48									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie It was kinda windy, but the charter boat company picked me up from the hotel so that I did not have to bother about taxi or rental car. The charter was expensive ($300) but the pickup was extremely cheap. And they were very nice people. On the other hand, the first 4 charters I contacted rejected me and lost the business.

That's a big bass.

	04-10-2003 05:57									#23
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It's not a Bass, it's a Red Drum. Good food fish, I had one for dinner that night, with Cajun spices. First time I caught that species. The (redneck) owners of the charter called it a Hammer-dooooog!

	04-10-2003 10:09									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie I just came back from a 1-week trip to the US. I have not met my kids, gotten any p*ssy (except for some Bourbon Street strippers)

I'm not sure what you think it means, but in the U.S. "getting *****" means to have sex with a woman, not watch tits bounce up and down.

	04-10-2003 10:51									#25
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quote: Life is **** and then you die.

"life's a ***** and then you die. Thats why we get high, cause we never know when we gonna go..." -Nas, Illmatic-

My life has been really craptastic too. Just look at my loc to get a glimpse of how sh!tty it is right now

	04-10-2003 19:31									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie She fell asleep right in front of me and refused to wake up . She is still snoring loudly. I haven't seen a bed in 32 hours. but she still thinks her sleep is the most important thing in the world.

Be nice to your wife, you big bad bully!

	04-10-2003 23:33									#27
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There is nothing wrong with falling asleep at inoportune moments! Give the poor woman a break!

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Actually, just b/c she's asleep doesn't have to stop you...

	05-10-2003 06:55									#29
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Thuthen,

You are not urging him to commit a crime, are you?

	05-10-2003 08:42									#30
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For the love of God man, pull yourself together! Your problems don't amount to a hill of beans besides those of people like Arnold Schwarzneggar or Rush Limbaugh! Just be glad you're not them and count all your little blessings!