05-10-2003 09:09									#1
	Apolyton Coffee Shop: Blame Skanky Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

We really should do something about the random visits by bulldozers.

	05-10-2003 09:11									#2
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* DinoDoc mumbles something about uppity superheroes

	05-10-2003 09:12									#3
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I closed the pretender thread, and left a link to this OFFICIAL Coffee Shop Thread...

I'll have a double columbian please

Carry on...

	05-10-2003 09:14									#4
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Thanks Ming. The... err... contributions are being wired to your account as we speak.

Here's your drink.

	05-10-2003 09:40									#5
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

* Comrade Tassadar wants his water!!!

	05-10-2003 09:43									#6
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do you guys have redbull?

Redbull gives you wings!

	05-10-2003 10:25									#7
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I noticed no one blamed anything on skany yet..

come on people, start blaming away.

	05-10-2003 10:31									#8
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Wait, give me my drink first!
Double bourbon thanks.

	05-10-2003 10:56									#9
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I blame Skanky for Bush. Therefore, everything that goes wrong in the world is ultimately Skanky's fault.

	05-10-2003 11:22									#10
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I blame skanky for no one getting me my water.

	05-10-2003 11:27									#11
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I'll have a cappucino and a shot of Frangelico.

	05-10-2003 11:28									#12
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...and a hot buttered rum. I think I'm coming down with something in this cold snap.

	05-10-2003 11:34									#13
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* ColdWizard pokes Skanky with a Stick of Blame

	05-10-2003 11:36									#14
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damn skanky

he is the bane of my existance

i am coming after him and his momma

	05-10-2003 11:38									#15
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I got his momma's number, if you want to speed up the process a bit.

	05-10-2003 13:31									#17
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*Theben wanders in, mutters to no one in particular*

"Shop looks different than last time...

Skanky must be taking interior design tips from Starchild again. Damnable fool."

	05-10-2003 13:33									#18
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Now that you mention it, the shop is a bit more fabulous than usual. I can feel my wrists weakening.

	05-10-2003 15:10									#19
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Its just fabbbulous!!


Hey, wait-a-minute. I didn't decorate this place! And Starchild doesn't have acess to this shop.
Something is amiss.

	05-10-2003 15:52									#20
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Skanky it's your fault that there is no mochachino waiting here for me.

	05-10-2003 20:05									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns Its just fabbbulous!! Hey, wait-a-minute. I didn't decorate this place! And Starchild doesn't have acess to this shop. Something is amiss.

And the miss's name is Starchild.

Or did you forget he has goddess-like powers? A lock-n-key won't stop him.

I'll have a triple-double chocolate espresso cappichino with extra foam. And no sprinkles. GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND SPRINKLES!!!!

	05-10-2003 21:18									#22
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Hey, wait a second....didn't the FF banish you to the Three Hells Dinodoc?

	05-10-2003 21:20									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar Hey, wait a second....didn't the FF banish you to the Three Hells Dinodoc?

Why do you think I'm still here?

	05-10-2003 21:22									#24
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* DinoDoc gives everyone thier drinks except for Thebum who gets a cup full of sprinkles

	05-10-2003 21:23									#25
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* Lonestar realises he now rules Latveria, Plans to open bidding for the annexation to it's east european neighbors at $500 mill.

	05-10-2003 21:23									#26
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hey dinodoc, is that a sliver queen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

	05-10-2003 23:02									#27
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There will be hell to pay, if Pepsi is not served here . . .

	06-10-2003 01:00									#28
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quote: Originally posted by self biased hey dinodoc, is that a sliver queen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Both actually.

	06-10-2003 16:16									#29
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if i see pepsi in here, i swear i'll shoot the server who brings it and the glass it's in with a SA7 that i found near Ur.

	06-10-2003 17:04									#30
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I'm still angry with Skanky for cheating when he judged the I'm with Stupid. I think I'll kick his ass at pool. Is this coffee shop really just a pub or do I assume that you haven't got a pool table and I'll just have to kick his ass with a pool cue?

Anyhoose, this is a nice place. Do you have adequate insurance, because it would be a great shame if some local thugs were to trash this place. I have noticed that traditional insurance companies can offer cover but can't really do anything to defend against such a scenario, and your premiums would go through the roof if something awful was to happen. For a small fee then I feel sure I could prevent anything untoward happening to this lovely little set-up you've got here.
Did you get all that? Have I made myself clear?