05-10-2003 18:56									#1
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I mean, consider this Something Awful "Weekend Web" feature featuring real sweaty 30-year-old men teenagers on Internet forums: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1711

We can't even hope to begin to reach this level of discourse.

	05-10-2003 18:59									#2
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Sounds an awful lot like Poly, actually. It's all Bush's fault, though.

	05-10-2003 19:01									#3
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Okay.

I'm saving myself for marriage, so I'm only going down on my boyfriend until then.

Remember: Love Waits. And Swallows.

Peace out!

	05-10-2003 19:01									#4
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YEAH stop war stop hate stop everything!!!

	05-10-2003 19:02									#5
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Yeah, read that today, as well.

damn...



I WAS considering to offer that a couple of adventurous people will scout the web for such filth and bring it to apolyton in a similar corner. As you all know, I have no original ideas of myself.

	05-10-2003 19:03									#6
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Damn Stefu beated me in reporting that article

	05-10-2003 19:07									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel I WAS considering to offer that a couple of adventurous people will scout the web for such filth and bring it to apolyton in a similar corner.

That's not filth. There's stuff much, much, worse.

	05-10-2003 19:11									#8
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I know. But this is a forum for the entire family so we must put some limits, right?

	05-10-2003 19:14									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly I'm saving myself for marriage, so I'm only going down on my boyfriend until then. Remember: Love Waits. And Swallows.

I actually was an acquaintance with a girl in college who was saving her virginity until she was married but she figured anal sex didn't count. So she'd date guys and, take them up the ass, and then claim she was still a virgin because her cherry wasn't popped.

	05-10-2003 19:16									#10
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I thought I was the only one who knew a girl who gave up her A-chip before the V-chip.

	05-10-2003 19:17									#11
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so, did you like it?

	05-10-2003 19:22									#12
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quote: So she'd date guys and, take them up the ass, and then claim she was still a virgin because her cherry wasn't popped.

sad...

	05-10-2003 19:23									#13
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I'd hit it.

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	05-10-2003 19:47									#14
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The Framley Examiner

Not exactly the pits of depravity, but really, really funny.

	05-10-2003 19:55									#15
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Teenagers are great, beucase they like to experiment things because it's exciting to them... brake few taboos even maybe... and maybiers.. maybiers they give up their bodies to us older gentlemen because we can offer the guidance in that exploration...

.. it's like trailer for nature program... discover the v-mountains and meet the locals in the village of anal.
Experience the drunkening moment of natures own recipies, liquids and smoke, the hot lava from the groins of ancient source of wisdom, and protein.

	05-10-2003 20:22									#17
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quote: .. it's like trailer for nature program... discover the v-mountains and meet the locals in the village of anal. Experience the drunkening moment of natures own recipies, liquids and smoke, the hot lava from the groins of ancient source of wisdom, and protein.

	05-10-2003 20:34									#18
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****, those kids' spelling makes ottok into a master of the english language.

	05-10-2003 21:22									#19
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**shudder** netspeak... ebonics... **shudder**

	05-10-2003 21:25									#20
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Y U gotta playa h8?

	05-10-2003 21:26									#21
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because it makes you look ignorant.

	05-10-2003 21:27									#22
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Asshat...

	05-10-2003 21:41									#23
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own goal.

	05-10-2003 21:47									#24
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All of sudden my english knowledge isn't poor anymore

	05-10-2003 22:12									#25
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Got some pretty mixed emotions here.

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I did like loser (somewhere on the 5 or6 page),
' can i get a quick answer, I kind in the middle of something'

	05-10-2003 22:36									#26
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the following teenager gaming talk always cracks me up :

"btw rape u fkn flamed 2 times witth OMG OMG WE PWND YUO!!! YOU IZ NEWB!!! RUN WHAHA11!!!


get a life 12 year old clanhoe'"

some other dude replied to that:

"Orgozr go find a live , nub , and Druif , We Dont CHeat , ITS JUST GRMAN POWER , so , BAD = GOOD they dont cheat and desame with all clans"

	05-10-2003 23:00									#27
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I know what you mean. The funniest part is that I often descend to their level.

	05-10-2003 23:34									#28
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quote: Originally posted by alva I did like loser (somewhere on the 5 or6 page), ' can i get a quick answer, I kind in the middle of something'

That was my favourite too.

The final one is very scary.

I wonder how many of them are parodies and how many actually taken from teen forums? It's always a little hard to tell with SA...

	05-10-2003 23:52									#29
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It's funny, but not as funny as the feature SA ran on Dragonball Z forums. One of the pictures was of a poll asking "Have you every attempted to do anything Super-Saiyan like?", to which the answers were 10% no and 90% yes.

	06-10-2003 00:37									#30
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That was hilarious. Along with the post from the guy who genuinely belived he had Super-Saiyan-like powers.