06-10-2003 11:01									#1
	My fellow Apolytonians... (Campaign Part II) Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN STATEMENT BY MASTER ZEN



My fellow Apolytonians:

The results of the latest survey poll has indicated that a large group of people have chosen me over notyouagain and Betaclown for the Consular elections on October 7th. Our expert team of statisticians have reached the conclusion that the difference of 8 votes between me and notyouagain is well within the survey's margin of error of +/- 500 votes given a sample of this magnitude.

My campaign resolutions have not changed. My aim is true. I have shown to the world that my goals are those which seek the greater glory for our beloved team and an end to the brutal dictatorship of notyouagain which has almost reached 4000 years, or the lies and deceit of Betaclown.

To prove my campaign is the best I hereby make the following bold and shocking statement:



I CHALLANGE NOTYOUAGAIN AND BETACLOWN TO A PUBLIC DEBATE!



Yes, my fellow citizens. I will demonstrate once and for all why RCP is crap, why automating all workers, why ending the jungle chopping is the best alternative for our society.

This debate must be moderated. It will be done via a debate thread. A neutral citizen will be appointed to make at the most 10 questions to which the candidates must answer to the best of their abilities.

Should notyouagain and Betaclown ignore my challange it will be obvious to all who is the one standing for righteousness and truth.

My fellow citizens, the time is close at hand. The future of our nation will soon be decided, not by Lucky's swords, but by our ballots.



LONG LIVE APOLYTON!!!


AND VOTE FOR NYE.... ERR... ME!

	06-10-2003 11:15									#2
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I guess it's time I put on my game face.

	06-10-2003 12:02									#3
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More propaganda:

	07-10-2003 01:01									#4
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You should be the "entertainer" consul (like Elvis from CivII: "The people, they just can't help fallin' in love with you!").

-Arrian

	07-10-2003 01:38									#5
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I wholeheartedly agree with ending the destruction of the jungle. With the wanton and reckless destruction we are losing 35 species a day: Three toed sloth- couldn't out run the bulldozers of ETCC (E.T. Construction Co) the carrier pigeon-last of its kind was eaten by a certain consul's cat; Dodo-hunted into oblivion for boas worn by a certain MOW. And all sorts of useless beetles and insects have lost their habitats, what can GCA dine on now???

Not to mention the global warming! While our citizens continue to practice good hygenie, the other civilizations do not. The planet can't handle the increased body odor of the barbarian Gamecatchers and Fanatiks. Stop the Stink, elect MZ.

Thus as Self appointed leader of the Apolyton Greens, I throw my support behind you, Master Zen. I call on you to end this destruction.


Save the Planet, Elect Zen.

	07-10-2003 01:54									#6
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quote: Originally posted by asleepathewheel Dodo-hunted into oblivion for boas worn by a certain MOW.

I just don't even want to know!

This "election" has been a nice change of pace from the serious talk about the war, etc. for the past few weeks. Kudos to all.

	07-10-2003 05:46									#7
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Love the bit about canadians MZ!!! You got my vote the first time, there is no reason why you shouldn't get it the second time around...!

--Kon--

	07-10-2003 07:07									#8
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Public debate?? Bring it on. I will bury you in your own lies and greed, MZZ.

As to nya, welcome back kittyface.

Well, MZZ and I agree on one thing - the first poll was not statistically significant.

OK - the public debate. I think we need to pick a time - Tuesday or Wednesday evening - and a place - ApolytonISDG.

We will need a moderator and a panel of 'experts' to ask questions.

The results to be posted for public consumption, and so they will feel finally see the incompetence of the competition I am facing in this election.

And, nya, here is a can of "whiskas' for you.

	07-10-2003 12:45									#9
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Issues!

Tell me when, tell me where. I'll be there!

No cards for votes. I will give you bread and circuses! Wait a minute, this election is already resembling a circus.

	07-10-2003 13:08									#10
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Someone start the debate thread!! (i'd post the doitnow! smiley but they don't work... : mad : )

	07-10-2003 13:49									#11
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MZ, your banners are simply awesome!