08-10-2003 16:24									#1
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Secret Police Recruitment


Members wanted to join secret police. Good rates of ecs, Nice work,Lots of free time. Help influence the development of the police state. Bonuses. Career prospects. Vacation/Holidays. ehh Retirement plan

Skill requirements.

Skill with recycling plant mechanics. Firearms ability 'Gun' at minimum, training given. Ability to bug rooms, telephones etc but training given to suitable candidates. Ability to be discreet. Lurkers welcome. Some familiarity with various torture techniques desirable and nerve stapling ability essential.

Enthusiam to seek out anti leadership elements.

If interested send PM or email.

Do Not post your interest in this thread for obvious reasons.

Last edited by Hercules on 08-10-2003 at 16:39

	09-10-2003 01:49									#2
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Could I be the friendly public face of the secret police, and deny that there were any nervestaplings occurring on the night of the 25th and anyway noone was there to hear the screams and I didn't say that, and you'll keep your mouth shut if you know what's good for you, I know where your children go to school, I know everything about you, that is to say, that I would know everything about you IF there was such a thing as a secret police but obviously there's not is there, I hope you have a nice day Comrade, don't stand too near any machinery now...

-Jam

	09-10-2003 05:52									#3
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Seeing how every citizen should be on the lookout for unhiverian actions, aren't we all part of the police force? Why does it have to be secret? Doesn't everybody know by now that family members have an obligation to report them if they stray from the Hive doctrine?

	09-10-2003 07:16									#4
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Can I just report we have been inundated with applications that it has been a quite day at the office, if we had an office.

And yes Comrade jtsisyoda of course you can send in your reports or just talk to the lampshade in the loo if you find it easier.

Comrade Jamski, Yes you are right we do need that friendly public face.
Heh I remember your famed treatment of the former Hiverian Frankychin in the HQ laundrymat washing machine. They don't call you a spin doctor for nothing.

	09-10-2003 14:19									#5
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Heh, Frankychan certainly cleaned up his act, eh? You'd be surprised what can come out in the wash.

-Jam

	09-10-2003 15:22									#6
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And then he gave us a clean pair of heels

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	10-10-2003 06:27									#7
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I am sure you (addressing new Secret police recruits) are all familar with the workings of the recycling tank, but just in case you haven't 'disappeared' someone for a while, here is the starting procedure from the manual.

" You put the right foot in, the right foot out, the right foot in and you shake it all about...................". you may sing if conditions permit.

Another lesson tomorrow.

Don't forget to report unhiverian activity from family members, its your contribution.

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	11-10-2003 02:38									#8
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Report to Chairman and General secretary:

Comrades we have compiled information on close to 70% of the population and have their DNA profiles. Obviously there is still work to do. Recent advances have resulted in the arrest of some comrades for 'errors' prior to their being part of this Chiron adventure.

	12-10-2003 18:17									#9
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Greetings from your friendly neighborhood shameless narc not very secret policeman. Just following up on a report I delivered to the lampshade, regarding my mother and her unhiverian attitude this morning. Has she been picked up from the coffee shop as I suggested? Otherwise she'll be back soon and she might make me do chores instead of searching the neighbor's house for copies of a rumored underground newspaper babysitting the neighbor's kids.

	12-10-2003 18:57									#10
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Special undercover patrol on way to coffee shop. Btw what she look like so as we don't pick up the wrong mother.

	13-10-2003 04:41									#11
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quote: Report to Chairman and General secretary:

Thanks for the update Director! Your efforts will be rewarded by a gunshot in the head by a seat in the Politburo!

	13-10-2003 07:33									#12
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Herc, your goons will know my mother by the silver bracelet I gave her last mother's day. It's quite striking, actually. Can't miss it.

	13-10-2003 11:59									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Hercules Report to Chairman and General secretary: Comrades we have compiled information on close to 70% of the population and have their DNA profiles. Obviously there is still work to do. Recent advances have resulted in the arrest of some comrades for 'errors' prior to their being part of this Chiron adventure.

Good job. Keep working on it; we need police files on every citizen in the Hive.

	15-10-2003 23:26									#14
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When we research Information (or maybe Planetary will be needed) Networks, I propose beginning the construction of a total network of secutirty cameras and microphones reaching the entire Hiverian faction.

	16-10-2003 01:32									#15
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We already heard this idea. You were talking about it with your wife this morning.....
You forgot to use the outer fork first, by the way...

	16-10-2003 15:02									#16
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Silly Vander If you'd reveiwed the tapes properly you'd know that she's not his wife

-Jam

	16-10-2003 20:00									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Vander We already heard this idea. You were talking about it with your wife this morning..... You forgot to use the outer fork first, by the way...

Well, what can i say...At least etiquette is irrelevant to the glory of the Hive

	16-10-2003 20:39									#18
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Well we (the HIve ) may be awkward wth the forks but we certainly know how to use the knives.

	17-10-2003 00:36									#19
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MAY THE KNIFE THAT IS THE HIVE CUT AWAY AT THE FAT OF HUMANITY THAT IS DEMOCRACY!!!! GLORY TO THE HIVE!!!


At least I know proper etiquette.....

	17-10-2003 02:47									#20
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The PSGSP lesson 2

Some video tape operatives seem to have difficulty identifying who's who.

These three are Phenix's mistresses close combat weapons instructresses. Study closely, do not confuse them, Of course we have more photos in another file of a compromising artistic nature.

	17-10-2003 02:56									#21
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It is really easy to be confused when the three photos are contained in similar folders all marked with red crosses.

	17-10-2003 18:57									#22
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Its the secret police after all - did you expect the files would be on public display?

-Jam

	17-10-2003 19:22									#23
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* Snowflake wanders in Hercules' Office, pondering whether she should go ask the inspector to clear her doubt. ... Hmmm What is that on the table? A thick folder marked "The Black Book". She saw a piece of paper that was about to fall out from the folder.

...mski played a suspicious part in the military coup
... the Unity landing when Sheng-ji Yang and
...mportortant officials were sabotaged.

...tes natural leadership abilities, with
... control. Can be quite ruthless
... seldom counting personal
... and energy. Tendency
... order to achieve his

* Snowflake quickly wanders out.

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	18-10-2003 08:51									#24
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Camera clicks and records Honghu's brief visit to Hercule's Office.

Hercules returns and places ****mski's folder back in the filing cabinet

Not what I would have done for the anniversity he pondered, still each to his own.

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	18-10-2003 21:02									#25
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Should I include a link in the KGB Archives to this thread as the Secret Police HQ?

	19-10-2003 02:05									#26
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Sounds sensible