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Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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Stefu

is a Tiny Bee that is Very Slow, carries a Samurai Sword, Freezes Solid when Cold, and has Heavy Metal Armour.

Strength: 1 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 8


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defeat Stefu, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Stefu using


Whee!
aaglo is offline aaglo
King
the contradiction is filled with holes...
Aug 2001
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aaglo is a Giant Ape that came Back in Time from the 29th Century, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, cowers from Radiation, is Undead, carries a Samurai Sword, and has Bulletproof Skin


Lol... I wonder what's the meaning of this.

Battle 1# Stefu won agility fight
Battle 2# aaglo won strength fight...

some people have too much time in their hands, and I'm not only among them - I'm carrying the flag.
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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Aug 2001
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I crush you like the bug you are, Stefu!

Osweld

is a Giant Lizard that Glows in the Dark, can Change Colour, cowers from Radiation, is Blind, and has a Metal Jaw.

Strength: 9 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 3


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defeat Osweld, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Aug 2001
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Skanky

is a Giant Squid that can Change Shape, enjoys Climbing Buildings, is Extremely Hydrophobic, Fears Nothing, and has Staring Red Eyes.

Strength: 7 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 11


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defeat Skanky, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Proteus_MST is offline Proteus_MST
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Dec 2001
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Proteus

is a Tiny Dragon that is Blind, Susceptible to Electrical Damage and Covered in Spines, drinks Human Blood, and has Prehensile Eyes.

Strength: 1 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 8


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defeat Proteus, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Some stats for other monsters: (Strength, agility, intelligence)
MarkG 9-9-10
DanQ 8-5-8
Ming 10-1-8
Rah 7-12-9
duke o' york is offline duke o' york
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Oct 2001
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Prehensile eyes!

I'm alarmed how close these descriptions are to you characters in RL!

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duke o' york

is a Giant Moth that breathes Ice Vapour, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, carries a Ray Gun, and has a Massively Swollen Skull and Very Sharp Fangs.

Strength: 3 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 9


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defeat duke o' york, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Rufus T. Firefly is offline Rufus T. Firefly
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is one way of saying it, though I prefer "mensch"
Sep 2000
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Rufus

is a Giant Squid that fears the Military, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, has Enormous Tusks, and spits Ice.

Strength: 9 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 9


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defeat Rufus, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Rufus using

FrustratedPoet is offline FrustratedPoet
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Mar 2002
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FrustratedPoet

is a Giant Bee that is Extremely Hydrophobic, and has X-Ray Vision and a Massively Swollen Skull.

Strength: 3 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 11


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defeat FrustratedPoet, enter your name and choose an attack:

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It seems to be saying that I am a swollen homophobe.

My Stats = 3/8/11 - super intelligent!
DaShi is offline DaShi
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The Taste of Japan
Sep 2000
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DaShi

is a Giant Lizard that breathes Poisonous Gas, controls the Weather, has Crablike Pincers, and eats Rocks.

Strength: 9 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 2


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defeat DaShi, enter your name and choose an attack:

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This is fairly accurate.
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Oct 2001
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1 is a Giant Ape that is Highly Flammable, and has Heavy Metal Armour, a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and a mean Left Hook.


quote:
2 is a Giant Blob that is Guarding its Nest, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, and has a Terrible Roar and a Long, Prehensile Tongue.


quote:
3 is a Giant Lizard that lives beneath New York, dislikes Modern Architecture, Glows in the Dark, and has a single Horn on its Forehead.
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Apr 2002
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Sofar I've only beat Proteus in a Strength match.

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centrifuge

is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that dislikes Modern Architecture, and dissolves in Water.

Strength: 4 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 3


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defeat centrifuge, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Oct 2002
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Ben Kenobi

is a Giant Ant that is Wreathed with Flames, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, an Extra Head and Acid for Blood.

Strength: 6 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 7


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defeat Ben Kenobi, enter your name and choose an attack:

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aaglo is offline aaglo
King
the contradiction is filled with holes...
Aug 2001
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Okay... didn't make very good job in the first time...

aaglo

is a Giant Ape that came Back in Time from the 29th Century, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, cowers from Radiation, is Undead, carries a Samurai Sword, and has Bulletproof Skin.

Strength: 9 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 5


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defeat aaglo, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Gangerolf is offline Gangerolf
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huuhh
May 2001
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Gangerolf

is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that is Worshipped as a God, fears the Military, drinks Human Blood, and has a mean Left Hook.

Strength: 5 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 2


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defeat Gangerolf, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Gangerolf using

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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Azazel

is a Giant Mecha-Ape that can Regenerate, cowers from Radiation, Hovers Eerily, and has Crablike Pincers and Four Sets of Teeth.

Strength: 8 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 3


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defeat Azazel, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Yep, kids, me stupid.
CapitanGarlic is offline CapitanGarlic
Prince
no longer.
Jul 2001
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CapitanGarlic

is a Giant Squid that Tunnels Underground, can Fly, is Undead, carries a Ray Gun, and Hovers Eerily.

Strength: 7 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 7


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defeat CapitanGarlic, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Ha ha! Fear my general balance!
Az is offline Az
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Hey, I hover eerily too!
Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
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Oct 2002
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But no one has a sidekick.

Some of these descriptions are hilarious.
Theben is offline Theben
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Jan 1970
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Theben

is a Collosal Bee that is Sensitive to Noise, Blind and Susceptible to Electrical Damage, and has a Single Giant Eye.

Strength: 9 Agility: 10 Intelligence: 9


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defeat Theben, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Theben using



Thuban

is a Giant Dragon that enjoys Climbing Buildings, Expands when Attacked, spits Ice, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton.

Strength: 9 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 9


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defeat Thuban, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Thuban using


Thubbins

is a Giant Ant that spins Vast Webs, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, fears the Military, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton.

Strength: 6 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 6


To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Thubbins, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Thubbins using



Thebum

is a Giant Lizard that is in League with Dark Forces, Hovers Eerily, and has Dozens of Tentacles, X-Ray Vision and Heavy Metal Armour.

Strength: 8 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 7


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defeat Thebum, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Thebum using


Hah! My myriad of names finally comes in useful!

My last incarnation is in league with 'Dark Forces' Oooooooooo....

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Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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Japher

is a Giant Blob that is Covered in Bumps and Nodules, and carries a Flamethrower.

Strength: 8 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 1


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defeat Japher, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Japher using

Az is offline Az
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*points and laughs at Japher*
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... I one slow stupid blob... but I am MIGHTY!!!!
Theben is offline Theben
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I think my 'dark forces' gives me +2 strength in my Thebum incarnation...I DESTROY ALL!!!!!!

Az is offline Az
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I am stronger than you, I am faster than you, and I am smarter than you!!!!!

And still, I am just an enormous stupid flying metallic monkey with an ugly grin.
Snotty is offline Snotty
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Dec 2002
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Fear my mighty manhood!

knob

is a Planet-Sized Mecha-Ant that is Sensitive to Noise, and has Huge, Sharp Claws and an Extra Head.

Strength: 32 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 10


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defeat knob, enter your name and choose an attack:

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I suck.


Fluffy

is a Giant Squid that is Sensitive to Noise, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, has Four Sets of Teeth and a mean Left Hook, and spits Jets of Water.

Strength: 7 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 7


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defeat Fluffy, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Dildo

is a Collosal Ape that Escaped from a Secret Government Research Base, is Highly Flammable, controls the Weather, has Black-and-White Stripes, and spits Ice.

Strength: 11 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 3


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defeat Dildo, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Dildo using
Theben is offline Theben
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Jeez...he really does have a 32 strength...

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No wonder, he's as big as a planet

*aaglo points and laughs, and goes back to the 27th century*
 
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