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BANJUL (Reuters) - A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia on Thursday, police said.

A police spokesman told Reuters that Baba Jallow was killed by about 10 people in the town of Serekunda, nine miles from the capital Banjul.

Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure.

The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraid to shake hands, and he urged people not to believe reports of "vanishing" genitals. Belief in sorcery is widespread in West Africa.

Seven alleged penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs in Ghana in 1997.

	11-10-2003 02:08									#2
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I wasn't sure I could say penis. I know I can't say ****.

	11-10-2003 02:27									#3
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I remember seeing a similar articl some half year ago. Wierd.

And you all talk about how the africans have 'large' penises, when they apparently have such small ones that they need excuses like these

	11-10-2003 02:48									#4
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Perhaps MrFun has finally found his vocation in life

	11-10-2003 02:49									#5
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Well, Viagra is way too expensive for most African men, so what're ya gonna do when the dog won't wag? It's alwats nice to have a scapegoat.

	11-10-2003 03:30									#6
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Is there a relationship between this and the E-mails I get about "enlarge your penis" and "I'm a guy from Nigeria who inherited a large sum of money. Please help me smuggle the money out - what is your bank account number?"

	11-10-2003 03:33									#7
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chemical ollie,

	11-10-2003 03:35									#8
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Gives a whole new meaning to the old Basic Training wakeup call of "Drop your cocks and grab your socks!"

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freaky

	11-10-2003 03:43									#10
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off topic, but I just bursted into tears that almost made my poo come out to the chair I'm sitting in. I just received an e-mail that said 'worried about your pensions?' and I read 'worried about your penis extensions?'.. I read it couple of times like that, I just couldn't believe it.

	11-10-2003 03:50									#11
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Are you worried about your penis extension? Is it not what was advertised?
Was it bought over the internet?
Can you get a refund?

	11-10-2003 04:12									#12
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NAaaagh no! I don't mean no refunds, I mean I read the topic wrong.. several times. And I bursted into tears because I was laughing .

I think it's not necessary to remind that I'm blessed!

	11-10-2003 04:47									#13
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quote: off topic, but I just bursted into tears that almost made my poo come out to the chair I'm sitting in. I just received an e-mail that said ....

If I were you I would be scared from a letter that said: "worried about your poo coming out on the chair you're sitting on?"

	11-10-2003 04:53									#14
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Siro, . Every person knows the feeling when you desperately need to go on number two and you couch too hard or laugh or whatever... **** happens!

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Excuse me while I change my underwear....

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quote: Originally posted by Sirotnikov If I were you I would be scared from a letter that said: "worried about your poo coming out on the chair you're sitting on?"

My daughter did that a couple of times. It's a mess to clean up. But you can't blame her, she's only 2.

	11-10-2003 05:07									#17
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I know this is over the line, but I just have to share it with you.

Few years ago, I had a BAD hangover, who knows maybe I was still drunk.. stopped drinking at 5 in the morning and the next day my stomach was turning and a slight case of diarrhea was imminent.
I was on my knees, searching my cigarrettes under my bed, naked, and coughed really hard, you know the ones that makes your muscles on your stomach really work and your body tensed, and soft poo flew there on the floor. It was horrible, since it smelled bad (hangover, remember) and I was already in bad condition ready to puke. I didn't puke, but it was nasty.

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Beautiful

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you like? five dollah and I do it just for you!

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quote: Siro, . Every person knows the feeling when you desperately need to go on number two and you couch too hard or laugh or whatever... **** happens!

That is one horrible pun!

quote: I know this is over the line, but I just have to share it with you.

Why would you ever want to drink that much? It makes you appear like a crazy person.

quote: My daughter did that a couple of times. It's a mess to clean up. But you can't blame her, she's only 2.

You can threaten her later in life when she is 16 and starts dating.

"If you comeback after 22:00 I'm going to tell your boyfriend about that time you pood on your chair, and I won't be specific about your age at the time. You'll have no friends!"

	11-10-2003 05:23									#22
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[horrible pun alert]

this thread has deteriorated to the gutters

	11-10-2003 05:26									#23
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Why would I get horribly drunk, defying all natures laws and health advices? You're young, you want to .. I don't know.. it's like sports, the more you drink, the better you are at it. But I hardly drink now. But if there's a challenge, I might be obliged to enter.

	11-10-2003 05:28									#24
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Pekka: I'm on my fifth glass of martini and orange juice

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elijah, was that a suggestion? ready for poo festivities?

	11-10-2003 05:33									#26
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I sure hope you are! I'll break out the kleenex man size...

	11-10-2003 05:35									#27
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crazy Britts I'm on my second liter of coke and half way on my pack of cigs. Give me some time ok, I'm not ready yet.

	11-10-2003 05:43									#28
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shall we have a thread for this? Pekka and elijah's drinking competition...

	11-10-2003 05:45									#29
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I think it's not necessary ..
But I have to warn you, don't snatch my poo, I'm very protective about it and it's not part of the show.. it costs you more if you want it afterwards.

	11-10-2003 05:45									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka I know this is over the line, but I just have to share it with you. Few years ago, I had a BAD hangover, who knows maybe I was still drunk.. stopped drinking at 5 in the morning and the next day my stomach was turning and a slight case of diarrhea was imminent. I was on my knees, searching my cigarrettes under my bed, naked, and coughed really hard, you know the ones that makes your muscles on your stomach really work and your body tensed, and soft poo flew there on the floor. It was horrible, since it smelled bad (hangover, remember) and I was already in bad condition ready to puke. I didn't puke, but it was nasty.

My wife had an evil stomach virus 10 years ago, causing an explosive diarrhea. She was naked in bed, without a cover, laying flat on her belly and sleeping. In the middle of the night she farted like anyone would had done when the urge emerged. Only problem was that a deciliter of aquous poo went along with the fart, flying half a meter in the air before landing all over our bed including on me. Kinda rude awakening, huh?