12-10-2003 09:00									#1
	You might be a redneck Jedi, if.... Got spare money?

You hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot

	12-10-2003 09:03									#2
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quote: You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

I had already thought of this one before I opened the thread...

	12-10-2003 09:06									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

Hell, who hasn't?

	16-10-2003 10:49									#4
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This is too funny to have died so quickly !

	16-10-2003 11:01									#5
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Thanks for the bump.

quote: You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

	16-10-2003 11:21									#6
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quote: You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

guilty.

	16-10-2003 15:22									#7
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a very deserved BUMP.

	17-10-2003 04:29									#8
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if you don't tell Leia she's your sister.

	17-10-2003 04:37									#10
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I don't get this at all.
How are these things so worthy of attention?
It's not like we don't all do them all.

	17-10-2003 05:15									#11
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara if you don't tell Leia she's your sister.

You tell Leia its OK because she's your sister.

	17-10-2003 06:38									#12
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Someone should make a redneck Star Wars spoof. It could out sell Space Balls.

	17-10-2003 17:39									#13
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Your lightsaber is held together with duct tape.

Your mullet is the envy of the Jedi Council.

	17-10-2003 17:59									#14
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You use your Jedi mind tricks to sneak past the doormen at the titty bar.

You've got a specially-adapted landspeeder with turbo charger, but it doesn't make any difference because you've still got to tow your trailer around behind it.

Your companion is a wookie called Chewbubba.

	17-10-2003 20:14									#15
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I thought all the jedi were rednecks.

	18-10-2003 09:11									#16
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Just the ones from Desert wastelands...

	18-10-2003 10:43									#17
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You have a special refrigeration unit on your R2 just for beer.
You were cool with Han dating your sister because you did too.
The first time you saw Salacious Crumb, you thought "I gotta get me one a them."
You shot at Boba Fett with a paintball gun.

	18-10-2003 11:31									#18
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if you have been on tri-dee more than five times describing what the tie-fighters sounded like.