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Good God, this thread has had me alternately LMAO and groaning with phantom pain!

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Swing low, sweet chariot.

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maybe I'm missing something here but I don't see how what happened to Laz is anatomically possible.

Could be an underwear problem.

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Got spare money?

i've sat on my danglies before. came as quite a shock as one could imagine...

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You guys must wear loose fitting underwear - or none at all.

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I really don't see how this could happen sitting in a normal chair. Your sack would have to hang something like half a foot down.

If your sack really does stretch a bit as you get older does that mean older men can get sack tucks to go with there tummy tucks? :hmm:

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You guys must wear loose fitting underwear - or none at all.


I only wear boxers myself.

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You just need a crotch corset.

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Re: The effect of old age on intimate male bodily parts Got spare money?

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I have just sat on my testicles. Ow, etc.

What worries me most is that fact that as one gets older, things start heading south. If they swing lower, the risk must increase.

This forum's got plenty of old gits, so here's my query. Is this event one I must start viewing with an air of dreary inevitability?


It took me 64 years to discover the truth. I do not feel like relieving your worry just because you ask.

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Suffering from ads?

Not really an appropriate topic for this site.

But I did imagine some pain.

 
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