13-10-2003 02:41									#1
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I have just sat on my testicles. Ow, etc.

What worries me most is that fact that as one gets older, things start heading south. If they swing lower, the risk must increase.

This forum's got plenty of old gits, so here's my query. Is this event one I must start viewing with an air of dreary inevitability?

	13-10-2003 02:44									#2
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Ouch! I *really* hope not

	13-10-2003 02:46									#3
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its ok, by the time you are old, your wife should have cut them off

	13-10-2003 02:46									#4
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My plan of freezing myself at 30 until old age and death are cured sounds better and better.

	13-10-2003 02:55									#5
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you must have really long testicles

	13-10-2003 02:56									#6
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Sometimes mine is so long I have to put a shoe on it

	13-10-2003 02:59									#7
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Do you only have one, Ted?

	13-10-2003 03:00									#8
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*starts whistling morale-boosting song*

	13-10-2003 03:33									#9
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I older, but I am part, and they cannot get around far enough to get under my but. They get chafed often enough, however.

	13-10-2003 03:37									#10
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my testicles are the best on Apolyton, hands down!

	13-10-2003 03:37									#11
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Laz, just one of the sad facts of life I'm afraid. No more tight jeans for us anymore

	13-10-2003 03:40									#12
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My dear departed cat seemed to have incredible accuracy when stepping on to my lap, but I'm sure the larger target area had some impact on this tendency.

	13-10-2003 03:50									#13
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When I first glimpsed the title, I thought it said "inanimate".
Same thing, I guess.

	13-10-2003 04:03									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild My plan of freezing myself at 30 until old age and death are cured sounds better and better.

It's the height of hubris to assume people in the future would consider you worth thawing

	13-10-2003 04:25									#15
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did you know it only takes seven pounds per square inch to crush a testicle?

	13-10-2003 04:28									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed did you know it only takes seven pounds per square inch to crush a testicle?

thats still 700 PSI for my babies

	13-10-2003 04:29									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed did you know it only takes seven pounds per square inch to crush a testicle?

please don't make me even think about that

	13-10-2003 04:33									#18
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yeah, there was this lawsuit filed once in the states. don't remember where, but this guy sat on the loo, only to have part of it break and crush his testiclites.

obviously, he wasn't too happy.

	13-10-2003 04:35									#19
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omg that's horrible accident..

	13-10-2003 04:42									#20
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so, laz, aren't you glad you aren't that poor sap?

	13-10-2003 05:46									#21
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quote: Originally posted by The Andy-Man its ok, by the time you are old, your wife should have cut them off

I'm getting pressure in that direction.

	13-10-2003 06:04									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed yeah, there was this lawsuit filed once in the states. don't remember where, but this guy sat on the loo, only to have part of it break and crush his testiclites. obviously, he wasn't too happy.

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*ted falls on the floor and rolls around in agony*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

	13-10-2003 06:24									#23
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quote: Immortal Wombat *starts whistling morale-boosting song*

Odds are that I'm the only one who got that one IW.

http://www.squaddiesongs.com/songs/hitleroneball.html

	13-10-2003 06:26									#24
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I have a problem sitting on my penis though. It is so long and huge it just gets in the way

	13-10-2003 06:32									#25
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That's because you're tiny.

	13-10-2003 09:40									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed yeah, there was this lawsuit filed once in the states. don't remember where, but this guy sat on the loo, only to have part of it break and crush his testiclites.

*cringe* *shiver*

	13-10-2003 09:47									#27
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand When I first glimpsed the title, I thought it said "inanimate". Same thing, I guess.

	13-10-2003 10:23									#28
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This is definately funny.

	13-10-2003 11:00									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat *starts whistling morale-boosting song*

	13-10-2003 11:09									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp I have just sat on my testicles. Ow, etc.

I just damn near choked on my beef jerky while reading that.