13-10-2003 12:02									#1
	Do You Think Women Are Evil ? ? ? Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

I'm honestly beginning to think women are the spawn of the Devil. that business in the garden of eden was no accident. Eve knew that if she could get poor innocent Adam to take a bite, men would be damned for all time. The funny part is that we keep comming back for more, even in the back of your mind you keep saying to yourself, stay away. For the love of god and all that is holy, stay away.


No wonder they live longer than men. After awhile the life is sucked out of you.

But i'm not bitter or anything



Share with us your proof that women are evil.

	13-10-2003 13:19									#2
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

Everyone's evil, it's just a matter of degree.

That said, I think you may be confusing "evil" with "incomprehensable".

	13-10-2003 13:23									#3
	Tired of ads?

no. women are a gift from god. or something like that.

I just ignore them and hope they go away

	13-10-2003 13:30									#4
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

Both men and women span a broad spectrum of ethics.

I think most people are basically good. Then I maybe a hopeless optimist

	13-10-2003 13:33									#5
	Increase the size of your Attachments

okay.... as we all know:

Women = Time * Money

and that

Time = Money

also we know that

Money is the root of all Evil.

so it is safe to assume that

Evil = Money^2

if Women = Money^2 = Time * Money

therefore,

Women = Evil.

	13-10-2003 14:13									#6
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

I love that.

	13-10-2003 14:16									#7
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

i'm rather fond of it myself... my freind brad in texas showed me that once...

	13-10-2003 14:22									#8
	Full PM-box? Change here!

Asked what he would prefer after death, paradise or hell, Jean d'Ormesson answered : I would like paradise because of the climate, but I would prefer hell for the attendance.

If women are in hell, lets go to hell.

	13-10-2003 15:01									#9
	Increase Your PM Length

I don't think women are any more evil than men... but as a man I must admit, they can do some pretty evil stuff.

I must also admit they can so some cosmic stuff as well, so I'm not about to start slagging people in skirts.

	13-10-2003 17:15									#10
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

quote: No wonder they live longer than men. After awhile the life is sucked out of you.

"Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."

	13-10-2003 17:23									#11
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

The mad General in Dr Strangelove

Women aren't Evil, it is we men who are Weak.

	13-10-2003 18:23									#12
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

quote: Originally posted by self biased okay.... as we all know: Women = Time * Money and that Time = Money also we know that Money is the root of all Evil. so it is safe to assume that Evil = Money^2 if Women = Money^2 = Time * Money therefore, Women = Evil.

I heartily agree.

	13-10-2003 18:59									#13
	Tired of ads?

quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed quote: No wonder they live longer than men. After awhile the life is sucked out of you. "Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."

I was talking about my rug...

	13-10-2003 19:38									#14
	Remove this text

I woke up this morning and immediately got laid. They have their uses.

	13-10-2003 20:22									#15
	Increase Your PM Length

Not that most posters here would ever know, one way or another.

	13-10-2003 20:27									#16
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

Hillary Rosen is evil. Women aren't.

BTW, a recent study has showed that, if the deaths from alcohol and substance abuse are factored out, relative gender life spans are about the same.

	13-10-2003 20:32									#17
	Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

quote: Originally posted by JohnT I woke up this morning and immediately got laid. They have their uses.

I double-dog dare you to show this smartass post to your wife.

	13-10-2003 20:44									#19
	Inflate your Upload Space

women are not evil.














*Japher looks around, doesn't see wife... Slaps forehead as he is at work... Wait, why would that matter? Japher is about to stop talking to himself






Not all women are evil, but some are... Especially the ones that are married...

	13-10-2003 21:17									#20
	Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

women are not evil, just very confusing sometimes

	13-10-2003 21:19									#21
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

VINDICATION!!

	13-10-2003 23:26									#22
	Re: Do You Think Women Are Evil ? ? ? Enter the AD-FREE zone

No.

	13-10-2003 23:34									#23
	Remove this text

Women are evil and so are men. Just evil in different ways

	13-10-2003 23:35									#24
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

one things for sure. I'd rather be ina room full of women than men.

	14-10-2003 00:01									#25
	Full PM-box? Change here!

Unless you are a hated prisoner of war. In that case, I'd rather be in a room full of men. They'd be less mean.

* St Leo stops stereotyping

	14-10-2003 00:56									#26
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

quote: Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat Not that most posters here would ever know, one way or another.

That's true. Someone needs to do a survey to sort the men from the virgins and the Long term inmates from those in the casual ward.

	14-10-2003 01:06									#27
	Put an end to popups!

"Women are not evil. They make you evil." Sartre

	14-10-2003 01:32									#28
	Remove this text

quote: No

Women may be evil, but I happen to like evil!!

Heaven for the climate, hell for the company...

I am of course joking, while Drogue you are, of course, biased! (ok so am I but only because i've had a good day and most women could beat me up)

lalalalalalala

	14-10-2003 01:35									#29
	Inflate your Upload Space

I know women aren't evil. I was just blowing off steam. They are damned frustrating though and at times they seem to be doing the exact thing that would make an otherwise rational human being go completely insane. I think all women should come with their own bottle of prozac

	14-10-2003 01:54									#30
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

They're just people.