13-10-2003 23:21									#1
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Me and my ex-girlfriend. So post pictures of you and your exes.

that is if it don't hurt too bad

(I regret i dont got a picture of the famous lee ann who yall love so much)

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	13-10-2003 23:22									#2
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Alb's back!

Nice pic. Are you the one to the left?

	13-10-2003 23:23									#3
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Who's that dirt-faced tramp next to the lady?

	13-10-2003 23:31									#4
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well damn. i love you too, timex.

(by the way, if i ever change my screen-name, i'm changing it to Movado cause i'm your better )

	13-10-2003 23:32									#5
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She looks nice.

	13-10-2003 23:33									#6
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I would never post a pic of a girl on poly.

	13-10-2003 23:40									#7
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Cracka, Please


When you hit puberty, you'll be able to grow some real facial hair I'm only at the 2 week mark of my great beard experiment v2. The crappiness of my cam doesn't do it justice.

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	13-10-2003 23:55									#8
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Azazel:

she's a Baptist girl who plays basketball, soccer, and volleyball (went to California for a tournament even), helps little kids with their homework and what not and plays with them, takes college level classes, loves to cook fancy food with fancy Italian and French names [she used to be obsessed with watching and studying cooking shows], etc., etc.

and guess how i lost her? she said i wasn't physical enough for her. She wished I would hold her more often and kiss her more often. Am I a Darwin awards candidate?

timex:

first of all, this is for posting pics of your exes...

secondly, i don't want a lot of facial hair. i'm blessed (despite my mediterrenean heritage) with slow growing facial hair. i get it trimmed when i go to my barber every few weeks and that keeps that thin moustache beard that i got. some boys i know got the same **** but they got to trim it every other day to keep it all thin. i'm lucky.

	13-10-2003 23:58									#9
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i dont see how having more hair is something to be proud of.

	14-10-2003 00:00									#10
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Er, because Men grow Hair.

More Hair=More Man. Simple really.

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FYI, most women do not like excessive hair on men.

	14-10-2003 00:01									#12
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It's a subtle jab at his babyfaced look

Zero:

Except for the Greeks, of course.

	14-10-2003 00:02									#13
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yes

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Womans dislike of hair is symbolic castration. They are trying to reduce our manliness.

	14-10-2003 00:33									#15
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Let me know when you know most women, Zero.

Good looking woman, Albert.

	14-10-2003 00:48									#16
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quote: and guess how i lost her? she said i wasn't physical enough for her. She wished I would hold her more often and kiss her more often. Am I a Darwin awards candidate?

And you probably worried that you were overdoing it?

	14-10-2003 08:35									#17
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i really thought this would be a good idea... people posting their regrets and ****

Come on Timex... let's see Bertha, your 375 lb ex

	14-10-2003 10:28									#18
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i think you'd look better if you grew out your sideburns and lost the moustache and stubble altogether. Women like a more polished look.

	14-10-2003 10:31									#19
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pleading the fifth. we all know how much trouble i'd be in if i started posting things like that. howsabout this other girl i'm trying to land at the moment?

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	14-10-2003 10:34									#20
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no they don't Orange...

but there, you saw zin like you wanted to.

	14-10-2003 10:37									#21
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whoah there self biased... i would go all out trying to get her.

(assuming she's upstanding, moral, a virgin, and always sober)

	14-10-2003 10:39									#22
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quote: no they don't Orange...

well, depends on the girl you're trying to land I suppose...

quote: but there, you saw zin like you wanted to.

yeah, only about 6 months late

Nice figure, and good skin ...oh, and she has big lips!

Still talk to her?

Self - first time in a while that I've felt the urge to say "hubba hubba"

	14-10-2003 10:43									#23
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Orange:

When i mentioned to someone how i basically lost her cause i wasn't physical enough his re-action was... with those DSLs (something sucking lips) and that athletic, hour-glass body that stay full in certain areas (ahem...), i would have really enjoyed getting physical with that.

(albert speer shoots himself in the head)

	14-10-2003 10:44									#24
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**evil grin**

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	14-10-2003 10:45									#25
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DSL. indeed.

	14-10-2003 10:46									#26
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self:

please... no more pictures from your porno collection... they don't count as girlfriends

	14-10-2003 10:46									#27
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Do they have to be exes?

	14-10-2003 10:50									#28
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i swear. i'm not making this up. they seem to be beating a path to my door. i've had passes made at me from just about every angle over the last four days....

FINALLY! the dharmic cycle swings into my favor. i wonder if i could get a stick, so i can say that i've got more girls going after me than i could shake a stick at... **evil grin**

	14-10-2003 10:53									#29
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Albert, don't tell me you didn't want to slap that nice, black boo-tay...

	14-10-2003 10:57									#30
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that was insensitive, cheap watch boy