17-10-2003 14:38									#1
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http://www.egmmag.com/article2/0,4364,1338730,00.asp

	17-10-2003 14:43									#2
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Great link!!!

	17-10-2003 14:47									#3
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quote: Tim: They're going to sue you. Kirk: I'm sure everyone who made this game is dead by now

	17-10-2003 15:06									#4
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That's the funniest thing I've read for weeks.

	17-10-2003 15:25									#5
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Welp, it worked. I feel old.

	17-10-2003 15:56									#6
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Its funny because its true.

	17-10-2003 16:40									#7
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quote: Tim: [Space Invaders] is nothing compared to Grand Theft Auto III, because you can't steal a taxi cab, pick up somebody, then drive into the ocean with him.

Excellent link !

	17-10-2003 17:05									#8
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Brilliant

quote: Mattel • 1977 Everyone who grew up in the '70s owned one of these portable two-player pigskin sims, which used red LED lights to represent players.

Crap, that's a long time ago, I think I had one of these..

	17-10-2003 17:10									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Theben Welp, it worked. I feel old.

Even I feel old. Their parents would be so lucky to have mario bros. when they where kids.


I would've liked to seen a reaction to some older PC games like MULE, Lode Runner, or Tank Wars.

	17-10-2003 17:19									#10
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http://www.counterglow.com/article.php?id=h64rmule

Mule!!

	17-10-2003 17:29									#11
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quote: And Donkey Kong's mouth is made of pluses. Look: Plus, plus, plus, minus. They're trying to teach you math by brainwashing you.

	17-10-2003 18:25									#12
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TMM,

quote: Even I feel old.

Me too

	17-10-2003 19:42									#13
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Mario Brothers is.....OLD??

Surely not SUPER Mario Bros/Duck Hunt?

	17-10-2003 20:00									#14
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I had the Atari 5200 Mario Brothers; no super at all. One of the best games ever. My family use to have 'Mario Commando' fight fests every weekend. It is the only true smash brothers. I may have to pull that back out this weekend...

	17-10-2003 20:08									#15
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Great link!

quote: EGM: This game was so popular in Japan that— John: They made it into a TV show?

I remember my gaming console... I wonder where it is now...

	18-10-2003 15:35									#16
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How can they say such evil things about those great games... they've got no sense of classics

	18-10-2003 15:50									#17
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Hey, these kids are bashing classics! Funny

	18-10-2003 16:20									#18
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I'm pretty sure if we beat them enough they will start to like these games. Either Ping Pong or mr fist.

	18-10-2003 16:24									#19
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quote: EGM: How long could you play this game before you got bored? Sheldon: About 15 minutes.

This is especially funny when you consider the fact that for the last 3 months I've been tinkering with xgalaga which is/was essentially space invaders.

And I agree with Pekka.XD

	18-10-2003 16:25									#20
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Instead of Mr Fist, give them the option to play Painstation instead of Pong

	18-10-2003 16:27									#21
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Hey that Painstation is cool.

	18-10-2003 17:25									#22
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quote: EGM: Who's that chick Mario is rescuing up there? Brian: It's Princess Peach. Kirk: It's a hooker. Niko: She looks cut in half. Tim: Oh wow—she's one of those pole dancers.

	18-10-2003 19:10									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns Its funny because its true.

That's funny 'cuz I get it!

	18-10-2003 19:23									#24
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My future brother-in-law is one of the editors of EGM. A couple weeks ago he was visiting from San Francisco, and I told him that this was one of the funniest, scariest things I had ever read. He said it made him feel very, very, very old.

	18-10-2003 20:35									#25
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I'm only 18 and this made ME feel old!

	18-10-2003 20:50									#27
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Kids these days.. they put too much value on the outlook of the game, graphics etc.. way less too value on the whole design, the idea of the game etc.... and that's why games will continue to suck as they come new and hot from the factories!

	18-10-2003 22:37									#28
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How would the world look like if all graphics card makers stopped researching more advanced graphics? Would there be more working on gameplay again, as in the good ol' days?

	18-10-2003 22:52									#29
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C'mmon; don't over do it. It's not like Donkey kong had good gameplay.
Do you like the games your grandparents had to play. Let's face it, running after an empty wheel, pushing it forward with a stick...hmmm, doubt it.

Besides every generation thinks the same thing and the hprase "kids of today ", is probably being said since man starting walking the earth.

	18-10-2003 22:56									#30
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quote: Originally posted by ADG How would the world look like if all graphics card makers stopped researching more advanced graphics? Would there be more working on gameplay again, as in the good ol' days?

I've been wondering that exact thing myself for years now. Especially after GTAII - the top-down 2D old school version, before they added all the celebrity voices and streaming architecture. I really liked GTA3 and VC, but I can't remember the last game I played that I really HAD to finish because I wanted to, not because I had nothing else to do. Although Super Mario Bros. does come to mind. I'm old. I have plenty of time to read things I find on the ground.