17-10-2003 22:47									#31
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I want to buy something, but don't know anything about it and can't be bothered researching it myself.
Someone do it for me.

	17-10-2003 23:02									#32
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I'm a 26 year old virgin and a girl smiled at me today, what do I do?
I don't know, because I'm a 26 year old virgin too, so I'll just post some sexist jokes.

	17-10-2003 23:07									#33
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Generic List of Thread Titles and Starters:

"Look what Oddity I found after 59 consecutive hours of Web Browsing", Stefu.

"Newsflash of the latest Terrorist Attacks in Israel", Siro/Azazel.

"A thread about something Entertainment related in a pathetic attempt to break up the political monotony on the OT.", JohnT

"Hey, look at me!", Slowwhand

"My Rage About the Drug War has Sent Me Into a Parsing Frenzy", Berzerker

"Can you believe this Rightest Evil that is currently being perpetrated on the Third World?" by Chegitz Guevara

"No, Che, I cannot. How about these being committed by Americans/Bush?" by Monkspider, Sava, Agathon, and Chegitz in separate threads, about separate topics

"Pinochet is the way!" Fez

"Check out the latest Intel ADS-6044-PDQ 10GhZ thingamabobble that kicks AMD's latest offering in the as*!!" Asher

"How Microsoft screwed 47,000 African school children out of their milk money", Urban Ranger

"Women: How I can't get any, and by the way, here's how to dress and act to attract them.", Albert Speer.

"Slightly Girlie topics, like Barbie Dolls", LTEC!

"Yet another excuse to post pictures of Mantas/Sophia", Saras/JohnT

"Can you ban me for the 39th time? I'm not getting any work done again", GP/TCO

"GNP/EBITDA/MDMA/LSD/NYSE/FEDEX/AMEX/VISA/UPS Econo Thread Part MMCCLXXIII", DanS/Roland/Adam Smith

	17-10-2003 23:08									#34
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quote: I covered the OS thing, it was meant to cover the Mac/PC thing as well.

ya, but you didn't get the spirit of the things.

	17-10-2003 23:19									#35
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JohnT

	17-10-2003 23:38									#36
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This is awesome. Now we can distil the whole forum into a single thread. Just think of the improved efficiency!

	17-10-2003 23:40									#37
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Great summaries!

	17-10-2003 23:43									#38
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One thread summary.

Attachment: server.jpg
This has been downloaded 129 time(s).

	17-10-2003 23:44									#39
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Hmmm.... Next try....

Warez is good...
No warez is thieving.
BTW you can download crack for 3D Studio Max from [censored]
Case closed. See ya in week.

Anime
Anime is cool Manga is cool
I hate Japanese arts.

	17-10-2003 23:48									#40
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quote: "A thread about something Entertainment related in a pathetic attempt to break up the political monotony on the OT.", JohnT

I prefer to think of these as your "A thread I posted to Straight Dope's Cafe Society forum but what the hell, I'll post it here as well" threads.

	18-10-2003 00:13									#41
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Cubs suck,
Bears Suck.
Insert any sport's team Suck.

America Football is really handmellon.

Soccer is for wussies.

My fantasy team kicks your team's A**

I won the football Pool.

I lost the football Pool.

Etc. Etc Etc.

Surpised these haven't come up already.

	18-10-2003 00:23									#42
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X has failed.
No it hasn't. Real X has not been tried yet.

Where X = any political, social, philosophical, economic, or religious system you can think of.

	18-10-2003 00:27									#43
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT "Hey, look at me!", Slowwhand

Now where would we have gotten that impression the past couple of weeks??

	18-10-2003 00:36									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu I prefer to think of these as your "A thread I posted to Straight Dope's Cafe Society forum but what the hell, I'll post it here as well" threads.

Which are different from those "A thread that I stole from the SDMB Cafe Society because I'm too lame to come up with my own creative ideas - I sure hope that Stefu or Imran shuts up and doesn't say anything" threads by yours truly.

	18-10-2003 01:38									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia I found this test on the Internet. I did it. Here's my result. Here's my result. Here's my result. Here's my result. Hey, mine's the same as yours. So it is. Interesting. Here's my result.

	18-10-2003 01:40									#46
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Generic List of Thread Titles and Starters: "Look what Oddity I found after 59 consecutive hours of Web Browsing", Stefu. "Newsflash of the latest Terrorist Attacks in Israel", Siro/Azazel. "A thread about something Entertainment related in a pathetic attempt to break up the political monotony on the OT.", JohnT "Hey, look at me!", Slowwhand "My Rage About the Drug War has Sent Me Into a Parsing Frenzy", Berzerker "Can you believe this Rightest Evil that is currently being perpetrated on the Third World?" by Chegitz Guevara "No, Che, I cannot. How about these being committed by Americans/Bush?" by Monkspider, Sava, Agathon, and Chegitz in separate threads, about separate topics "Pinochet is the way!" Fez "Check out the latest Intel ADS-6044-PDQ 10GhZ thingamabobble that kicks AMD's latest offering in the as*!!" Asher "How Microsoft screwed 47,000 African school children out of their milk money", Urban Ranger "Women: How I can't get any, and by the way, here's how to dress and act to attract them.", Albert Speer. "Slightly Girlie topics, like Barbie Dolls", LTEC! "Yet another excuse to post pictures of Mantas/Sophia", Saras/JohnT "Can you ban me for the 39th time? I'm not getting any work done again", GP/TCO "GNP/EBITDA/MDMA/LSD/NYSE/FEDEX/AMEX/VISA/UPS Econo Thread Part MMCCLXXIII", DanS/Roland/Adam Smith

"Do my bidding", Tassadar

	18-10-2003 02:25									#47
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"IWS version XXXVIII dumb, dumber, and dumbererer"
here are 8-10 things I thought of. Respond to them thru PM.

sent
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	18-10-2003 02:47									#48
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Macedonians are Greek.

NO THEY'RE NOT!!! THEY ARE ARE NOT GREEK!!!

Yes they are -- just look at their ancient, historical migration and settlement patterns in relation to Greek ethncity. For instance . . . .

They're not Greek -- end of story.

	18-10-2003 03:08									#49
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FYR or the REAL ones ?

	18-10-2003 03:18									#50
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quote: "Newsflash of the latest Terrorist Attacks in Israel", Siro/Azazel.

I almost never posts those! Eli does that more often.

	18-10-2003 03:19									#51
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Caption this photo and try to be funny.

ACK!

	18-10-2003 03:24									#52
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This thread is too long, can I get a summary?

	18-10-2003 03:24									#53
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quote: Which are different from those "A thread that I stole from the SDMB Cafe Society because I'm too lame to come up with my own creative ideas - I sure hope that Stefu or Imran shuts up and doesn't say anything" threads by yours truly.

Bush is evil.
No he's not.
Yes he is, I bet he eats babies!
Oh yeah? Clinton ate kittens!
Clinton was good
No he wasn't
(thread continues debating the Clinton Presidency)

	18-10-2003 03:28									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Someone has a birthday. I will celebrate it by using a folksy Texan saying.

WTG.
No more birthday salutations generated by me.
Ya little ****er.

	18-10-2003 04:11									#55
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Jesus would have loved Pepsi.

No he wouldn't.

Yes he would -- it says so in the . . .

No, it's just that you interpreted that passage wrong. Look at this passage . . . .

Well, I will always believe that Jesus would have loved Pepsi.

	18-10-2003 04:16									#56
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yes he did
no he didn't
yeah-huh
nuhuh
*hitler || hitler*
(thread dies)

	18-10-2003 05:12									#57
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The M1A is invincible.

Well, it's pretty good, but what about the Leopard 2/Merkava/UK Challenger?

Bah, it doesn't matter what kind of MBT you've got, it's the crew that counts. There was this one time when I was in the army/marines/michigan militia ...

	18-10-2003 05:43									#58
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"It's funny 'cuz it's true!"

	18-10-2003 08:31									#59
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Slighty less opinionated with the passing of a friend, Faded Glory....OT is a better place because of him...

Peace

Grandpa Troll

	18-10-2003 11:21									#60
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"why do you always type in italics?"

because i do.