17-10-2003 20:39									#1
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Some people are religious, some aren't.
Some religious people are good, some aren't.
Some non-religious people are good, some aren't.

Some people are right wing, some are left wing.
Some right wingers are ludicrous hypocrites, some aren't.
Some left wingers are ludicrous hypocrites, some aren't.

A politician says something. It makes people angry.
He was right.
No he wasn't.

Some people think abortion is ok in some circumstances, some people don't.
Some people relate that issue to religion, some people don't.

Some people think that people should be allowed to have guns, some people don't.
Sometimes some people shoot other people.
Note: People also die in other ways.

George W Bush has a facial resemblance to a primate.

Microsoft isn't as bad as some people make out but isn't perfect, nor is any other operating system maker.
Open source is evil.
No it's not.

I have a new computer, it's really fast.
My new one is even faster.
I'm jealous.
I don't need a computer that fast to play Pong.

I like the following songs: *insert your favourite songs here*
I like the following albums: *insert your favourite albums here*
I like the following musical artists: *insert your favourite musical artists here*
Those songs/albums/artists suck
A 'joke' about rap having dropped the c.

The moderators suck.
We're just following orders.
You're nazis.
See you in a week, case closed.

Chicago sports teams sucks.

Predict all 1-0 home wins.

Would you like some cheese with your whine?

Don't feed the troll.

*does the DL dance*

Here is a photo of me: *insert photo here*

I think that's it. Let me know if there's something I missed. You can all go and do something else instead now.

	17-10-2003 20:43									#2
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You pretty much covered it entirely.

Now I can take off for the weekend and do something useful.

	17-10-2003 20:43									#3
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Lame troll

	17-10-2003 20:45									#4
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you missed one great tradition...people reading important world news at Apolyton first before anywhere else...

remember when the was a thread essentially devoted to making sure no NY members were dead 2 years ago?

	17-10-2003 20:45									#5
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post ante deletia

	17-10-2003 20:48									#6
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Oh yeah, that reminds me

"Spam thread."

Also, the music thing can be extended to include movies.

	17-10-2003 20:48									#7
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Banana

What are those crazy people in the Sumainteriaiane threads talking about and why do they only write with vowels...aieeiaieiaieiai

Let's Bomb the Coffee Shop!

	17-10-2003 20:49									#8
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chopping the skin off the end of a babies pee-pee is evil.
no it isn't
isn't it more healthy that way?
has that been proven?
maybe
of course not
I dunno
Isn't it just a jewish thing?
Apparently not
You're an evil parent
I'll tell your parent's you're gay
Let's never speak of this again

	17-10-2003 20:51									#10
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look at this cool microsoft thing. way better than macs, which suck, by the way.
you're wrong, *******, windows computers suck.
shut yo f*ckin' mouf, *******, macs suck harder.
dude, why can't we all just get along?
you're a f*cking ****er, windows sucks and you're wrong.
CHILL

	17-10-2003 20:52									#11
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I covered the OS thing, it was meant to cover the Mac/PC thing as well.

	17-10-2003 20:54									#12
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Poor people are poor because they are lazy
No, poor people are poor because "the man" keeps them that way.

Economics in general.

	17-10-2003 20:55									#13
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Good call!!! I missed that.

	17-10-2003 20:57									#14
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I think we might want to add LTEC! "hinting" to MtG about what doll she wants for [insert holiday here].

It's becoming more frequent

	17-10-2003 21:11									#15
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I found a mildly amusing link. Here it is.
The link is mildly amusing. I'd like to express my amusement through an animated smiley.

I'm drunk.
Me too.

Look, I have a picture of a beautiful woman.
I will now post sexist comments because they are amusing.

Israel should stop oppressing Palestinians.
No, Israel has the right to defend itself.

Someone has a birthday. I will celebrate it by using a folksy Texan saying.

	17-10-2003 21:13									#16
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Sounds like O.T. mirrors life.

	17-10-2003 21:26									#17
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heh. go figure.

	17-10-2003 21:30									#18
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'poly OT:

"...full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Although I'm not sure I should dignify it by using Shakespeare...

-Arrian

	17-10-2003 21:46									#19
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quote: A 'joke' about rap having dropped the c.

And I thought you didn't read my posts. I'm touched. Really.

	17-10-2003 21:58									#20
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I'm leaving, I will never come back.
You'll come back.
I came back

	17-10-2003 22:13									#21
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I'm a native english speaker, I will crack a joke.
My english not so good, I dont understand the wordplay/hilarity.
.....

Variation:
I will now make a funny remark of an American/English pseudo-celebrity.
I'm not americain/inglese and dont know who the hell theyre talking about.
......

I'm Finn. We are a small people. we must unite and invade all possible forii in the Web.
I'm not Finn. All I can do is Watch them Finns in shock and awe.

	17-10-2003 22:17									#22
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quote: I'm not Finn. All I can do is Watch them Finns in shock and awe.

More like,

I'm not Finn. What are they plotting now? I can't understand what they are talking about.

	17-10-2003 22:17									#23
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quote: I found a mildly amusing link. Here it is. The link is mildly amusing. I'd like to express my amusement through an animated smiley.

I've already seen that link. You're an idiot.

quote: I'm not Finn. What are they plotting now? I can't understand what they are talking about.

I was thinking along the lines of:

We are Finns. We are evil. You don't understand a word of what we are writing in our thread. Resistance is futile.

	17-10-2003 22:20									#24
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Oh and you forgot.

I want to rant about evil women

Why don't you take a man instead.

Note, I was not the one to post something gay related.


How many times have we seen this exchange?

	17-10-2003 22:23									#25
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There's a link between masturbation and kittens. Really.

	17-10-2003 22:23									#26
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But how could you leave out the omnipresent, holy bannana!?!?

	17-10-2003 22:32									#27
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I found this test on the Internet. I did it. Here's my result.
Here's my result.
Here's my result.
Here's my result. Hey, mine's the same as yours.
So it is. Interesting.
Here's my result.

	17-10-2003 22:34									#28
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There is evidence of WMDs in Iraq.

No there isn't.

Yes there is -- Bush says there were WMDs in Iraq, and I trust Bush.

Oh, then you're a naive moron?

No you are . . .


ENOUGH WITH THE FLAMES -- one more and you're toast.

	17-10-2003 22:44									#29
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i can't get a job, help me.
ok, try this
tried it, doesn't work for me
ok, you're doomed

	17-10-2003 22:46									#30
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I'm American and will use "eurocommie" instead of european.
I'm european and will fuc*ing rape,slice, torture and bury alive the next who calls me eurocommie. I wont tell them americans anything tho. I'll just swallow it and act like I didnt hear it.