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	20-10-2003 07:47									#2
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	28-12-2003 01:31									#3
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*wanders in from several hours at the main bar of the Roxby Downs pub, otherwise known as the hall of the "Ugh-Ook-Ack political party".

Removing a dust cover from a desk, sits down and looks around. No editor available, no printing staff, no publisher in today either...

Gathers up a few random thoughts and starts to write up a page or two of what is happening in the land of the mighty Viking.

After a while puts on the stove for a jar of caffine, and some jam rolls...

Looking down the hall at the typesetter, yeah with a bit of sweat, some more beers, and a thick steak we just might get another copy onto the editors desk*

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	06-02-2004 14:25									#4
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	29-02-2004 17:42									#5
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Major Rasputin storms into the offices of theBugle to get his Election speeches printed in the mass media and sees nothing but drunken louts lieing around. Snoring .

He shakes his head in disbeleif, and storms out muttering to himself that no wonder this country is in disrepair....

	29-02-2004 18:58									#6
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You send it to one of us and we're bound to put it up...

Hell, you could even post it yourself.

	29-02-2004 19:26									#7
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If he wants it in Volume IV of the Bugle, he will need to submit it like everyone else.....

we are happy to have our Editor check it for approval etc, then it should be printed correctly...

But Major Raz knows theis...

	29-02-2004 21:30									#8
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the speech has been posted somewhere. probably tacked to a tree or a street gas light post out front of your offices...

	29-02-2004 21:34									#9
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Raz, do you want the speech on the pres election page in the next volume...?

	29-02-2004 21:38									#10
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yes please, jsut cant remeber where i posted it,. it attached to one thread or another round here....

sends his minions to go lokking for it

	29-02-2004 21:49									#11
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hahahahaa, got it from the Pres Election Thread

it has been sent to the copy room

	29-02-2004 22:16									#12
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Please note that this thread is closed for the time being.

We have moved to new offices and look forward to continue releasing a superior quality paper for the Viking heart.

	01-03-2004 08:29									#13
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

larger more expensive offices .... all at the taxpayers expense !!!!