22-10-2003 09:01									#1
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edit: ooops left out the French A Par, A Mar on the map. Will be fixed for the fall.

Russia' retreat due ASAP (but I think we can safely assume that its going for Pod)

Fall orders due Saturday 11:30 PM EST

Spain (Frozzy)
A Barcelona H
F Seville - Gibraltar
F Straits of Gibraltar - Western Mediterranean
A Tunisia H
F Tyrrhenian Sea - Ligurian Sea
F Western Mediterranean - Gulf of Lyon

Poland (Amon)
GDA-LIT
GOB S LAT (invalid order, you can't support moving units)
LAT-BIE
WAR S LAT-BIE
KRA S LAT-BIE

Ukraine (mrmitchell)
F Ode - Sev
A Kie Hold
A Don S A Kie Hold
A Kha S A Kie Hold

Egypt (GePap)
F Cai -> Eme
A Sau-> Jor
F Mal Support F Aeg-> Ion
F Aeg-> Ion (move fails)
F Lys Support F Cai->Eme
F Lyb H.
A Isr H

Russia (chegitz)
F MUR H
F SWE - BAL
F EST - LAT
A STP S F EST - LAT
A MOS S F EST - LAT
A BIE - KIE (move fails, unit dislodged can retreat to Pod or disband)
A CRP S A BIE - KIE
F ROS - VOL

UK (*EndIsForever*)
F Alg-Mor
F ARC-BRN
F Lap S F ARC-BRN
F NTH-SKA
F NWG-NTH
F Nwy S F NWG-NTH

France (SnowFire)
F Bor H
A Pic-Bel (move fails)
A Als-Mun (move fails)
A Par-Als (move fails)
A Swi S A Als-Mun
A Mar S A Swi

Turkey (Vlad)
TA Irn-->Ada
TF Rum-->Ode
TF WBS S TF Rum
TA Ser S TF Rum (invalid order, you can't support moving units when you don't border where they are moving)
TF Ank-->EBS
TF Aeg-->Ion (move fails)
TF Alb S TF Aeg
TA Gre H
TA Ist-->Bul

Germany (Stefu)
A Fra - S Mun
A Ruh - S Mun
A Mun - S Ruh (support cut)
F Bel - S Hol (support cut)
A Hol - S Bel
A Ber - Sax
F Den - H

Italy (Imran)
A (Aus) S French A (Als)-Mun
F (Ven)-Adr
A (Rom) S F (Nap)
F (Nap) H
F (Ion)-Tys (move fails, Ion does not border Tys)
F (Cro) S F (Ven)-Adr
A (Hun) S F (Cro)

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Last edited by Bosh on 22-10-2003 at 21:22

	22-10-2003 19:29									#2
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Overheard in the flagship of the Italian Ionian Navy:

"Um, sir we've been attacked with overwhelming force by the Egyptians."
"Damn!"
"We don't have a chance."
"And I just cleaned my cabin too, how can things get any worse?!"
"Aaaah Sir?"
"Yes?"
"We've been attacked with overwhelming force by the Turks too."
"No chance against them either I expect."
"No, not really."
"So we're ruined! Ruined!"
"Not quite. The Egptians and the Turks couldn't decide which of them would have the honor of kicking out asses so we're right were we started."
"Without a scratch."
"So it would appear Sir."

	22-10-2003 21:14									#3
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The Menagerie wishes to apologize for ordering defensive supports for an offensive unit. Those responsible have been sacked.

--Abdul the Halibut

	23-10-2003 01:51									#4
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Go ahead and move my retreating army to Podolia.

	23-10-2003 08:40									#5
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I'm about to go give my boss some helpful suggestions as to which anatomical regions he can place my job in. This may cause some slight delay in orders in the future if he goes ballistic, but it shouldn't be a major problem.

	23-10-2003 08:49									#6
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The French army would like to warn all possible invading space aliens that our armies in Paris and Marseilles have not been subverted by evil Russian sympathizers, but are rather trying out a revolutionary new cloaking device.

	23-10-2003 11:11									#7
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Go Boshko!


Polish News!

Guess what...We took that one province from russia...

End of news!

	23-10-2003 16:07									#8
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updated map and updated life: sanity has reigned and I've decided not to give my boss a formal one month notice until I have a definite job in hand and until he pays the other 4/5 of what he SHOULD have payed me two weeks ago according to our contract so I have enough money in hand to buy a plane ticket and food in case he sics immigration on me or something. This means I have to brush off a potential quite nice job offer that wants to call my boss right away. Oh well, at least I get to see one of the most amazing women in the Korea again this weekend

anyway, here's a map with no invisible French unit and showing the Russian retreat:

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	23-10-2003 19:31									#9
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The map's still wrong. You put the Paris army in Burgundy.

I'm curious as to why Ukraine thought it would be profitable to betray Russia.

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	24-10-2003 06:08									#10
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D'oh!

	25-10-2003 01:57									#11
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The Moscow Times
President Putin today announce a great victory of the enemies of freedom. Poland has been caught in a classic pincer manuever. Even now, our forces are rushing to close the gap and destroy Poland's army in Bielorus. This will leavevulnerable to exploitation. We expect to reach Warsaw early next year.

"As for our erstwhile allies, the Ukrainians, we leave them to the tender mercies of the Turk. We had ben using our influence with the Turkish government to forestall an invasion of the Ukraine, but once we were stabbed in the back, we withdrew our veil of protection. Let Kiev fall, we care not."

	26-10-2003 05:32									#12
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Polish news!

"HAHAHAHA" was heard today from the Polish dictator after hearing the Moscow times

End of news!

	26-10-2003 05:52									#13
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Amon, where art thou? You just NMR'ed in the Eventis Med game!!!

	26-10-2003 08:27									#14
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Orders schmazented. For once I'm not late

	26-10-2003 08:34									#15
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Orders sent today, multiple times.

	26-10-2003 19:21									#16
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5/10 in
Stefu wants to be replaced, have contracted the poor long-suffering alternates

	27-10-2003 02:50									#17
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Dang, what's up with peeps.

	27-10-2003 21:12									#18
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orange is now Germany

	28-10-2003 17:06									#20
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Ah! Glad you found a sub.

	29-10-2003 09:42									#21
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Egypt today anounced that Egyptian diplomats will begin to leave the Ukraine, due to the very serious situation that the Ukraine finds itself in. They plan to return once Turkish forces have installed a new, more moderate and sensible government.

In other news, Egypt will increase it's naval activity in the Mediterranean, in order to forestall any dangerous Italian aggression.

	29-10-2003 17:01									#22
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BRITISH EMBASSY STAFF SET TO LEAVE EGYPT

Prime Minister Iain Lindley today announced that British diplomats were to leave the Egyptian capital Cairo with immediate effect. Whilst officials refused to give any further details, sources close to the Premier suggested that Lindley was deeply concerned at his Egyptian counterparts' "inability to see the bleedin' obvious".

The Egyptian ambassador was unavailable for comment.

	29-10-2003 21:55									#23
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So, let's see. England wants Egypt to attack the Turks to take pressure off of the Ukraine which is busy with it's knife stuck in my back in the hopes that I will collapse and leave England unconstested in the North.

I'm on to you.

	30-10-2003 03:11									#24
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Russia's just jealous that its territory east of the Urals has been cut off by The Great Line of Map Separation, and the Japanese, Chinese, & Alaskans are busy fighting over it.

	30-10-2003 06:07									#25
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won't anyone talk to me?