26-10-2003 03:19									#31
	Tired of ads?

quote: Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola This old lawyer has had more sex than you, useless child, have post count. (add in self service, and I will exceed all but the deities' and some emperors' post counts)

I bet you could beat Ming if you include self service. Or at least beat the meat...

Post count is only a measure of geekieness. Just imagine that pick up line in a bar: - Hey girl, I have 15.000 post on Apolyton, wanna have a good time with me?

Yes, you probably had more sex than my post count. I stopped posting on-topic when I got my custom avatar, but I grew bored of on-topic long before that.


I've probably had more sex than your post count too. All with the same girl, except for some minor errors. 16 years and counting

	26-10-2003 03:34									#32
	Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie Did I say I supported it? I oppose it! (And by default, anything else you say, redneck )

Redneck?!? You're the one at the Ted Nugent concert!

	26-10-2003 04:19									#33
	Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

Being in the same place as another person does not make me become him

	26-10-2003 06:12									#34
	Re: What Are Some Positives To, uhhhhhh, Maturing? Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand It isn't all bald and bulge, and loss of memory. What do you think will be some positives? Like, one of the best things about getting older is that you gain sincerity. Once you learn to fake that, theres nothing you can't do.

What do you mean by mature? 30? 50? 80?

	26-10-2003 06:12									#35
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

Frankly, being an adult rocks. I'd never go back to my HS or Uni days.

	26-10-2003 11:41									#36
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

I can honestly say I'm just as immature as I was at age 16. I'm very proud of that fact.

	27-10-2003 05:53									#37
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

The people who could say "I told you so" to you are mostly died off, leaving just the ones you could say it to.

	27-10-2003 06:06									#38
	Re: What Are Some Positives To, uhhhhhh, Maturing? Increase the size of your Attachments

1) Senior discounts.
2) Young nubile women don't consider you a threat anymore and cuddle/hug you all over.
3) You get to drive 70 in a school zone and when the cop pulls you over you just go "Eh? Sorry, ain't got my hearing aid in."

And of course the best one:

4) All the wonderful new noises and smells your body now makes!

	27-10-2003 06:23									#39
	Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

quote: Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola The people who could say "I told you so" to you are mostly died off, leaving just the ones you could say it to.

Unfortunately, there are always the Apolytonian know-it-alls

	27-10-2003 07:55									#40
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie Lawyers don't get laid...

What about all of that pro bono work?