25-10-2003 01:16									#1
	What Are Some Positives To, uhhhhhh, Maturing? Get a bigger avatar today!

It isn't all bald and bulge, and loss of memory.
What do you think will be some positives?

Like, one of the best things about getting older is that you gain sincerity.
Once you learn to fake that, theres nothing you can't do.

	25-10-2003 01:19									#2
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When you're an old fart, you can be a pain in the ass to everybody else at your heart's content (provided they are younger), and you can still complain at the lack of respect by the young'uns when someone dares respond.

	25-10-2003 01:20									#3
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The more of you there is, the better...

Here's me, just about to listen to Ted Nugent at Sweden Rock Festival:

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	25-10-2003 01:30									#4
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You're not doing much in support of the argument I'm trying to present, Ollie.

	25-10-2003 01:31									#5
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FOR SALE

One pair of eyes, gouged out by previous owner. $5 or best offer.

	25-10-2003 01:32									#6
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Sometimes, less is more.

	25-10-2003 01:39									#7
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand You're not doing much in support of the argument I'm trying to present, Ollie.

Did I say I supported it? I oppose it! (And by default, anything else you say, redneck )

	25-10-2003 01:44									#8
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Or rather, thats the argument I use when some old friends I haven't met since teenage days call me fat: The more Ollie there is, the better!

	25-10-2003 01:52									#9
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IIRC there was some kind of cult which advocated that the more space one takes in the universe, the more his importance increases. I wouldn't reccomend it though, their president had to be moved around with cranes (sp?) You look like an anemia striken person compared with her

	25-10-2003 02:16									#10
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I can't wait to get old. The older you get the closer to retirement you get. Bring on the rocking chair and the pipe!

	25-10-2003 02:20									#11
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No, I'm not an old pervert! I've loved teens since I was one myself, remember? Nothing new there.

	25-10-2003 03:11									#12
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The older you get the more you understand what motivates people. Then it becomes easier for you to control them and harder for them to control you.

Cheaper insurance is nice too!

	25-10-2003 04:06									#13
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I can't believe this has not been posted.

Better than the alternative.

	25-10-2003 04:18									#14
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Yeah, well. I can't believe no one said anything about

"Like, one of the best things about getting older is that you gain sincerity.
Once you learn to fake that, theres nothing you can't do."

Went right over all the brainiac's pointed little heads.

	25-10-2003 04:19									#15
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Went right over all the brainiac's pointed little heads.

Did it?

	25-10-2003 04:20									#16
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You didn't give me a chance slowwy.

Being able to go to dinner at 4:30 and a senior discount.

ACK!

	25-10-2003 04:23									#17
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Did you dine with, what's that jackass old man's name that gave Seinfeld's dad a hard time?

	25-10-2003 04:27									#18
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Unless your are a ne'er-do-well, older tends to be richer, of course with some bumps along the way.

	25-10-2003 04:30									#19
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So says the lawyer. Lawyers don't get layed off
Always plenty of ne'er-do-well's that need a lawyer.

	25-10-2003 04:33									#20
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand ... Lawyers don't get layed off ...

Lawyers don't get laid...

	25-10-2003 04:34									#21
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quote: Like, one of the best things about getting older is that you gain sincerity. Once you learn to fake that, theres nothing you can't do."

Slowwy:

Somehow I get the impression you sincerely believe this.

	25-10-2003 04:37									#22
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I sincerely do, Ben.

NOW, decipher that one.

	25-10-2003 05:35									#23
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well, for me, it's one step closer i get to power.

	25-10-2003 05:48									#24
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Faking sincerity is one of the things I'm taught. It's very convenient to fake sincerity without having to be old.

I should use this skill to score with girls, but I'm too true to my girlfriend

	25-10-2003 11:49									#25
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respect?

naw, you don't get that either

	25-10-2003 16:09									#26
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Went right over all the brainiac's pointed little heads.

You copied Lancer's dull trick?

	25-10-2003 19:33									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie Lawyers don't get laid...

This old lawyer has had more sex than you, useless child, have post count. (add in self service, and I will exceed all but the deities' and some emperors' post counts)

	25-10-2003 19:45									#28
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Yes, lawyers make money so they can afford getting laid

Chemical Ollie, that's not fat, that's income belly

	25-10-2003 20:54									#29
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What Are Some Positives To, uhhhhhh, Maturing

for some reason, probably best not thought about, I thought this thead was entitled

What Are Some Positives To, uhhhhhh, Master-bating

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..

How sureal I thought, as I read through several responses .. only to re-read the title.

Always a good idea.

	25-10-2003 21:24									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola This old lawyer has had more sex than you, useless child, have post count. (add in self service, and I will exceed all but the deities' and some emperors' post counts)

"Self-service" as you put it doesn't count as "getting laid"