15-11-2003 09:50									#1
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until today when i sketched this of my girlfriend. i'm surprised that it actually turned out alright considering i havent drawn a picture since kindergarten. natural talent?

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	15-11-2003 10:03									#2
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Didn't you used to be racist, AS? Or were you only a fascist?

Not too shabby, btw. But work on your poetry.

	15-11-2003 10:06									#3
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whats wrong with my poetry?

There's few with your prettiness,
And you move with seducive,
Music and poetry mixed

get Byron to rhyme like that...

	15-11-2003 10:07									#4
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Theben:

i have been reprimanded by the moderators for racism... but against white people. back in the day, the suspicion was that i was anti-semitic but no moderator action was taken against that.

	15-11-2003 10:09									#5
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I'm (apparently) the racist one

	15-11-2003 10:10									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer get Byron to rhyme like that...

Why would we want to have Byron sink to such a level?

	15-11-2003 10:11									#7
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David:

quote: Them nigger *****es are all ugly

	15-11-2003 10:13									#8
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'Seducive' makes no sense. Poetry doesn't have to rhyme, but it should flow.

DF: No, you just hate leftists and the poor.

	15-11-2003 10:16									#9
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AS: I never said that - the writing style in that post smacks more of YOU than of ME.

Theben: I'm poor. Do I hate myself?

	15-11-2003 10:17									#10
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There's few with your prettiness,
And you move with, seducive,
Music and poetry mixed,
You showing me this everytime,
You take a step, it's like a dance,
And you get me in a trance,
I see perfection within a glance,
I want to share affection and take your hands,
To feel what art feels like, my heart feels right,
When I hear your words like verse,
Your voice and laughter like song,
I searched the world for a girl,
I found after so long...
Like a scribe, I write to describe this vibe with pride,
As I look into your eyes thats like the skies at night,
Dark but bright, they glimmer like bright stars at night,
My heart got might cause the power of my heart's,
Starting verbal gardens, flowers that never wilt or darken,
I ask will your heart and spirit,
Hear this written poetic pyrmid,
And Taj Mahal, starting awe, i'll concoct them all,
And make 7 wonders stand for my love,
Though I know only you and heaven understands my love,
For your hand's slight touch...

critics may hate but ladies...


forgive me... seducive as in synonymous with seductive?

	15-11-2003 10:30									#11
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quote: Originally posted by David Floyd Theben: I'm poor. Do I hate myself?

You wouldn't be the 1st...

AS: Didn't see the comma in the picture. Carry on.

	15-11-2003 10:32									#12
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Explain to me how and why you're poor, Dave.

	15-11-2003 11:04									#13
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seducive is a bad, bad word for poetry.

that word is like the Michael Bay of poetry - as soon as you see it there, I can't continue on.

	15-11-2003 11:25									#14
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quote: seducive as in synonymous with seductive

There's better words.

Why don't all the critics post their own sappy poetry, just to be fair?

	15-11-2003 11:31									#15
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quote: Explain to me how and why you're poor, Dave.

Well, let's see, I'm a college student, with debt exceeding my on-hand financial assets, who lives from paycheck to paycheck and must work full time, independent from parents, and I must limit my desired lifestyle in order to keep from living on the street.

Am I poor relative to Africa? Obviously not, if that's what you're driving at. But I AM poor in the sense that Theben meant - he wasn't talking about Africa either.

	15-11-2003 14:31									#16
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quote: You take a step, it's like a dance, And you get me in a trance, I see perfection within a glance

It must count as one of the all-time greatest poetic wastes that the next line wasn't "I want your hands upon my glans".

	15-11-2003 16:12									#17
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Very generous on the bosom, AS.

	15-11-2003 17:48									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp It must count as one of the all-time greatest poetic wastes that the next line wasn't "I want your hands upon my glans".

It takes a poet to know one I guess...

	15-11-2003 18:05									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer Theben: i have been reprimanded by the moderators for racism... but against white people. back in the day, the suspicion was that i was anti-semitic but no moderator action was taken against that.

You're referring to the time you got banned for saying that the reason you didn't get in the army was because of the jews?

Are your posts made by more than one person or do you actually have huge chunks of your memory missing?

	15-11-2003 18:15									#20
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It was this thread, in case your memory needs jogging.

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/show...&threadid=75204

	15-11-2003 18:40									#21
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Add a beat and have it sung by a large white guy in drag and I'm sure Albert just wrote a Divine song.

	15-11-2003 20:15									#22
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if in the future you feel compelled to share with us your "natural talents" again, I will feel compelled to make an even nastier comment than this one.

	15-11-2003 21:20									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp Are your posts made by more than one person or do you actually have huge chunks of your memory missing?

Option C. - He's just a liar.

	15-11-2003 21:24									#24
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actually, my banning from that thread was due to a mis-understanding and a typo. somebody called me inhumane and i said that those jew were inhumane but i didn't type the e so it came off like jews were inhuman and hence, my banning. god damn typo.

	15-11-2003 21:26									#25
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You don't see how your still blaming your woes on jews is the problem? You're ridiculous.

	15-11-2003 21:30									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Why don't all the critics post their own sappy poetry, just to be fair?

I could, but you probably won't understand them at all, unless you know how to read Chinese.

	15-11-2003 21:38									#27
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boris:

but that wasn't sufficient enough for me to get banned. it was that typo and the inhuman thing that got me banned.

	15-11-2003 22:04									#28
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I think the mods would have differing opinions on that. Go ahead and start blaming Jews for your woes now and see what they do.

You're unbelievable...are you at least repentant that you were blaming Jews for your misfortunes? Care to apologize to the Jewish posters here for that?