03-12-2003 04:37									#481
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Granted. Communism is so popular that the US Communist party come to power.

I wish I had a nice, delicious, NON-TOXIC chocolate fudge brownie.

	03-12-2003 06:17									#482
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#481

congratulations. it was a nice, delicious, non-toxic chocolate fudge brownie. unfortunately, you'd been gluttonous and eaten it in front of a hungry 6-year-old, taunting him, and now he just won't leave you alone. at all. for the next sixty years.

i wish that my boss here wasn't such a tool.

	03-12-2003 07:24									#483
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#482

Granted. Now you're the tool.

(btw, I already have two 10-year-olds (little twin brothers) who bug me constantly. A six-year-old is just cruel and unusual )

I wish I get the 500th post in this thread

	03-12-2003 08:34									#484
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Granted, but it gets deleted by an evil moderator

I wish humans had FTL travel.

	03-12-2003 08:52									#485
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Granted, because of this discovery we find the silicoids next to us, and well... game over.

I wish for the earth to be about 1 million miles closer to the sun(still in the life supporting zone where water exists in liquid form).

	03-12-2003 08:56									#486
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Granted. The earth moves to 92 million miles from the sun, but then the sun begins to heat up, and it becomes a red giant and swallows the Earth.

I wish that there was a law requiring everyone to be able to recite 150 digits of pi on demand.

	03-12-2003 09:20									#487
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Done. But everyone thinks its so ridiculous that no one ever demands to hear all 150 digits. people end up just calling it "pi"

I wish tapeworms could fly.

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	03-12-2003 09:24									#488
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granted. in exchange, you're required to recite 150000 digits of e and the golden ratio on demand.

i wish bill watterson would bring back calvin and hobbes.

	03-12-2003 09:26									#489
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damn. xpost.

tapworms can fly. so can pigs, horses, and cardboard boxes. unfortunately, they're all like birds and end up crashing into your windows and piling up on the ground below.

wish still stands.

	03-12-2003 09:29									#490
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They can, but only if they have infested hosts in the Potomac Falls, Virginia area.

I wish I could figure out precisely what women think.

	03-12-2003 09:33									#491
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Granted. You become a woman. Now you know.

I wish the sun was ice cold, not burning hot.

	03-12-2003 09:38									#492
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quote: Originally posted by Shogun Gunner Granted. You become a woman. Now you know. I wish the sun was ice cold, not burning hot.

Wow... that's easy. Your wish is granted and ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET DIES.

I wish I had gone to Metallica's concert with the San Francisco Symphony.

	03-12-2003 09:51									#493
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Granted. You went to the concert, and it sucked, as Metallica always sucks.

I wish I could do anything at all, without being injured or killed.

	03-12-2003 10:08									#494
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****hole. I'm not corrupting your wish, because I'm not granting it. You're a ****tard.

Btw, I don't mean any of that. But Metallica rocks. You're wrong.

****ing ****tard.

	03-12-2003 10:29									#495
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quote: Originally posted by Lorizael ****hole. I'm not corrupting your wish, because I'm not granting it. You're a ****tard. Btw, I don't mean any of that. But Metallica rocks. You're wrong. ****ing ****tard.

Chill out, would you?

	03-12-2003 12:33									#496
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Wow, I thought it was totally obvious that I was kidding. Sorry.

	03-12-2003 12:43									#497
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Since this thread is approaching the 500 mark, I am closing it.