29-11-2003 14:27									#391
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

Bam, it stops. Unfortunately you won't be able to sleep from now on.

I wish I could have done better on my finals.

	29-11-2003 14:44									#392
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

granted. you scored perfectly on your finals. you still fail because you got zeros on everything else.

i wish the people downstairs would shut up. they invited some freinds over from the BDSM club and they're really annoying.

	29-11-2003 14:45									#393
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

oh yeah. and a picture of fea's viper:

Attachment: fea2.jpg
This has been downloaded 50 time(s).

	29-11-2003 18:36									#394
	Support Apolyton

Granted. You don't hear the BDSM crowd downstairs anymore, but it's due to everyone going to your apartment, putting your head in a S&M leather hood blocking your sight, hearing, but unfortantely not your taste sensation.

I wish that everything I saw and dreamed was automatically transfered as video files to my computer.

	29-11-2003 19:01									#395
	Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

Granted. However, you dream so much that your computer runs out of space and deletes critical business files (plus civ3 ) and you lose your job.

I wish I had a shiny new computer.

	29-11-2003 19:37									#396
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

*POOF* A shiny new Tandy Radio Shack PC with 32K of RAM and 2 MEG hard drive appears. Not so bad, oh, you just discovered the 9" green monochrome monitor, but at least the casing is shiny too.

I wish my Christmas shopping was done.

	29-11-2003 19:41									#397
	Full PM-box? Change here!

Poof. You are transported to a parallel dimension where you are all by yourself. There's no need for Christmas shopping.

I wish keeping fit wouldn't be that hard.

	29-11-2003 19:45									#398
	Get a bigger avatar today!

congrats. it's not, once they fit you with an iron corset that you will never be able to get out of.

i wish financial aid was far more generous.

	29-11-2003 19:52									#399
	Suffering from ads?

It is, but when you asked for it, they thought you asked for AIDS. Sorry.

I wish my car could drive itself.

	29-11-2003 19:54									#400
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

Granted, but your car doesn't like you, and it decides to run over you.

I wish I was better with women.

	29-11-2003 19:56									#401
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

You are, but you are better by talking with them about their feelings, monthly cycles and how they hate men. You still suck making love to them.

I wish my avatar was phallic.

	29-11-2003 19:56									#402
	Suffering from ads?

You now are. Unfortunately, you are too good with women, and you don't have a moment's rest.

I wish I had an intelligent camera that automatically takes the best pictures of whatever I point it at.

	29-11-2003 20:00									#403
	Increase Your PM Length

it does. however, because it has rudimentary ai, it quickly grows to have a mind of its own, causing accidents and photographing you in compromising situations.

i wish i weren't such a disappointment to my mom.

	29-11-2003 20:05									#404
	Inflate your Upload Space

Your mom is proud of you. SO proud that she becomes your biggest fan, follows you around, scares off potential dates and crashes out at your place all the time. Goodbye action.

I wish I was 1/8 dutch; 1/8 english; 1/8 french; 1/8 chinese; 1/8 japanese; 1/8 korean; 1/8 native american; and 1/8 german

	29-11-2003 20:10									#405
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

Granted. You're now 1/8 French.

I wish I wasn't so popular with Q Cubed's mom.

	29-11-2003 20:20									#406
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

granted. she's your mom now.

i wish i hadn't brought up that whole can of worms.

	29-11-2003 20:24									#407
	Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

poof, you didn't, but Drake is still popular with your mom AND your Dad.

I wish I could be reincarnated to sentient beings only.

	29-11-2003 20:38									#408
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

quote: poof, you didn't, but Drake is still popular with your mom AND your Dad.

I guess I always have wanted to live like Jarvis Cocker.

	30-11-2003 02:19									#409
	Suffering from ads?

Granted. You don't get reincarnated at all.

I wish I was in Bill Gates' will.

	30-11-2003 02:23									#410
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

congratulations. all he leaves you is a non-functional copy of windows presentation manager 2.0.

i wish that the year 2004 will bring flying cars and food pills, just like how it was predicted in the 1950s.

	30-11-2003 02:34									#411
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

Granted. Unfortunately, the new flying cars are too expensive for you to buy or drive.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

	30-11-2003 02:39									#412
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

Granted, the food pills taste like cardboard but do to there nutritional value replace all other forms of farming, and only by paying 20x the normal amount on the black market can regular food be obtained. Flying cars can be had, but require uranium to be powered. After a few nuclear accidents including one in your city, flying cars are banned except for a few stretches of desert where they can't hurt anyone.

I wish I was the only person in the world who could lie, and that nobody but myself was aware of my ability to tell lies.

	30-11-2003 02:41									#413
	Remove this text

quote: Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov Granted. Unfortunately, the new flying cars are too expensive for you to buy or drive. I wish I had X-ray vision.

Crap, too slow on the last one.
Granted, unfortunetly your not given immunity to X-rays. It's not long before yourself and the people closest to you start developing tumors.

I'll still stick with my last wish about lying.

	30-11-2003 03:33									#414
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Granted. Your friends and family stop pretending to like you and you are forever alone.

I wish i got paid $1,000,000/hr for reading apolyton.

	30-11-2003 03:57									#415
	Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

CHA-CHING. The money is yours. Too bad your internet access price has been raised to $1,000,001 per hour of access.

I wish I didn't wish for anything.

	30-11-2003 03:59									#416
	Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

Wish granted. Unfortunately that was a wish.

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	30-11-2003 04:09									#417
	Get a bigger avatar today!

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(infinate loop, universe collapses)

i wish everyone would feel a desire to better the human race as a whole.

	30-11-2003 04:11									#418
	Put an end to popups!

Yay! They do! But unfortunately, due to that desire everyone declares war on everyone else.

I wish I didn't exist.

	30-11-2003 04:15									#419
	Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

done. the world is a better place. this game/thread is over.

	30-11-2003 04:35									#420
	Increase the size of your Attachments

I wish it wasn't over yet