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Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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Let's see how creative you can be. This is the corrupt wish game. Somebody makes a wish. Any wish. Then you corrupt it. Grant it (pretend), but with a horrible twist. Then you wish. On the same post. Try to get as creative as you can. Here are some rules and advice.

1. Try to corrupt the last poster.

2. No wishing for wishy wishes. Ex. "I wish for an uncorruptable wish". Feel free to skip people who do this.

3. No childish corruptions. They must have to relate to the topic somehow. Ex. "OK, you get a sandwich, but then you get hit by a truck!" Feel free to make your wishes long and science-fictiony, but no half-page rants.


All that in mind, here's an example.

Me. I wish for $1,000,000,000

Post 1. Fine, but it is all counterfeit. You get arrested and get 10 years in prison.
I wish I could see dead people. (still in post 1)

Post 2. {another hopefully funny corruption}
{another wish}

Post 3. {yet another hopefully funny corruption}
{once again, a wish}

And so on and so on.


I wish I could be president!

st_swithin is offline st_swithin
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I wish we had a vast organised all male gay militia which would sodomise the he11 out of the standing president on a daily basis.

Datajack Franit is offline Datajack Franit
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Aug 2002
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So then, I REALLY wish I could be the president

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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I wish we had a vast organised all male gay militia which would sodomise the he11 out of the standing president on a daily basis.



BAMF! You get your wish...unfortuntely, while at a "president's convention Dubya is sitting Down, and the only standing President, Jimmy Carter, is raped to death.


I wish for my very own Oompa-loompa.

Evil Knevil is offline Evil Knevil
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Dec 1999
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Of Iraq (sorry to be so topical)

I wish I could have any woman I wanted.

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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quote:
Originally posted by Evil Knevil
Of Iraq (sorry to be so topical)

I wish I could have any woman I wanted.


*BAMF* You get any girl you want...unfortuantely your mother is now chaperoning you 24/7 fo the rest of your life.

I still wish for an Oompa-loompa.

st_swithin is offline st_swithin
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BLAMMO! You get the oompa loompa, but it's a parasitic growth embedded in your forehead.

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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Apr 1999
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So then, I REALLY wish I could be the president


Your wish is my command. However, you are now president of the small Central Asian Republic of Krapjakistan. Rebels have taken the capital, and you have been captured. You will now have your limbs torn off one by one, have the wounds bandanged, and them be buried live.

I wish for World Peace.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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A virus is released, killing every single human in the world.
There is now world peace.

I wish for an icecream.

Giant_Squid is offline Giant_Squid
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Granted. A race of aliens takes over the world and enslaves everyone. Because of their vastly superior firepower, no one dares to stand up against them.

I wish that I could discover a cure for cancer.

mrmitchell is offline mrmitchell
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crosspost responding to Giant:

A cure for cancer is found, but a shipment of it catches smallpox from one of those evil terrorists. The disease spreads across the nation, and Bushcroft uses it as an excuse to ban freedom. (That sucked didn't it)

I wish everyone would drink Dr Pepper, instead of that ungodly filfth known as *vomit* Coke or--EVEN WORSE--Pepsi.

Jon Miller is offline Jon Miller
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May 1999
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everyone does drink Dr Pepper

and rots there teeth because they can do notthing but drink Dr. Pepper

I wish that the left side of my head would explode

Jon Miller

Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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May 1999
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Granted, but it's not the head above your neck

I wish that I have power to mind control other sentient beings.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Done. Unfortunately, this goes both ways. They will also be able to mind control you right back.


I wish I didn't have a hangover today.

The Emperor Fabulous is offline The Emperor Fabulous
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Aug 1999
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You won't have a hangover because while drunk you drank urine because you thought it would cure it...and you were right

I wish that conservatives were put on Mars

Jon Miller is offline Jon Miller
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May 1999
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they are, but after they destroy the earth

JM

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I wish the pain would stop

KJM

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Granted, though you stop feeling anything. No taste, no smell, not even sight.

I wish I could absorb knowledge by osmosis.

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Granted. If only you had realised you were surrounded by "furries" before you got this gift, then perhaps you would have retained your sanity.


I wish I never had to work again.

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Aug 2001
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youre dead

i wish i could fly

Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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You could. In fact, you changed into a fly.

I wish I could cure any diseases and disorders in other persons by mere touch, restoring them to health and vitality.

DaShi is offline DaShi
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Sep 2000
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You got it, but in exchange you get their disease.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Granted. On the rack you go. *stretch*

I wish Jude Law was my lover.

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Granted. After winning forty-two straight pie-eating contests in a row, she pronounces her undying love for you and goes into an eternal pie-induced coma.

I wish Greg Egan writes twenty more books.

The Emperor Fabulous is offline The Emperor Fabulous
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He does, but they all suck...they're about cows.

(btw, Jude Law is a man)

I wish I weren't so self-concious

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Granted. *Bap* Now you're un-concsious!

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

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Granted, you found yourself a quadriplegic

I wish I could teleport to anywhere on earth.

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Granted. Welcome to the earth's core.

I wish I wasn't such a genius.

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[On earth, not in earth ]

Granted, your delusion of grandeur is magically cured.

I wish I had a Star Trek -esque handheld phaser.

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Granted. However due to the nature of the show, it blows up in your hand

I wish to be ruler of the world!

 
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