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Lonestar
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000 time: 00:32
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(ripped straight from the SDMB)
Let's see how creative you can be. This is the corrupt wish game. Somebody makes a wish. Any wish. Then you corrupt it. Grant it (pretend), but with a horrible twist. Then you wish. On the same post. Try to get as creative as you can. Here are some rules and advice.
1. Try to corrupt the last poster.
2. No wishing for wishy wishes. Ex. "I wish for an uncorruptable wish". Feel free to skip people who do this.
3. No childish corruptions. They must have to relate to the topic somehow. Ex. "OK, you get a sandwich, but then you get hit by a truck!" Feel free to make your wishes long and science-fictiony, but no half-page rants.
All that in mind, here's an example.
Me. I wish for $1,000,000,000
Post 1. Fine, but it is all counterfeit. You get arrested and get 10 years in prison.
I wish I could see dead people. (still in post 1)
Post 2. {another hopefully funny corruption}
{another wish}
Post 3. {yet another hopefully funny corruption}
{once again, a wish}
And so on and so on.
I wish I could be president!
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:32
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I wish we had a vast organised all male gay militia which would sodomise the he11 out of the standing president on a daily basis.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:32
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BLAMMO! You get the oompa loompa, but it's a parasitic growth embedded in your forehead.
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mrmitchell
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crosspost responding to Giant:
A cure for cancer is found, but a shipment of it catches smallpox from one of those evil terrorists. The disease spreads across the nation, and Bushcroft uses it as an excuse to ban freedom. (That sucked didn't it)
I wish everyone would drink Dr Pepper, instead of that ungodly filfth known as *vomit* Coke or--EVEN WORSE--Pepsi.
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Jon Miller
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everyone does drink Dr Pepper
and rots there teeth because they can do notthing but drink Dr. Pepper
I wish that the left side of my head would explode
Jon Miller
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Jon Miller
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they are, but after they destroy the earth
JM
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Jon Miller
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I wish the pain would stop
KJM
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