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SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Sep 1999
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But you can't put names with them.
That would bring out the toaster.



Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege.

A chat with you, and death loses its sting!

He's about as subtle as a chainsaw, but lacking the social grace.
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Aug 2005
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American By Birth, Texan By The Grace Of God
Pekka is offline Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
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Shut up fattie.
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the contradiction is filled with holes...
Aug 2001
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.

You are as stupid as I look.
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Feb 2002
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Your father pissed in your mother while making you.
Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Aug 2000
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"You were adopted, you stinking **** ****!"

One my father taught me.
Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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Jan 2002
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I can buy your dad
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Jun 2000
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My favorate is from Cassablanca.

"If I thought about you at all I'd probably hate you."
Firelad is offline Firelad
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Haifa, Israel.
May 2002
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Can I put any colourful Russian swearing?
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Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.


If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?
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May 2002
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suchij potrach pedoras suka blat pashol nakhuj suka pezdarozhaja

I wonder if this gets me banned.
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Dec 2002
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I always liked the one that ran around my 5th grade class...

"If you put your brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB going down a four lane highway!"

Several 'Poly liberals have reminded me of that one...

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May 2002
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what's a bb?
Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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Eisa puhua mulkku sussa

That's Finnish

You shall not talk with the **** in your mouth.
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Lost
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your momma's so fat, she jumped up and got stuck...

i don't know if momma jokes count, but i think it's funny :-D
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quote:
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what's a bb?


A small round piece of metal fired from an air powered gun. Usually has very little force. It is a childs recreational weapon. Maybe a millimeter or two in diameter?? Very small.
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People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Verres is offline Verres
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Swimming with the mermaids...
Aug 2003
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I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but i just cant get my head that far up my own arse.
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Feb 2002
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Chemical Ollie, Nice! Like always, I have the highest respects for your skills.


Your momma is so fat, that when she wears yellow rain coat people shout 'TAXII!'

Your momma is so old she owes 2 dollars to Jesus.
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but I never attack an unarmed person.
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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"You fight like a dairy farmer"
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How appropriate. you fight like a cow.
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i am rubber you are glue
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Not exactly an insult, and not very good thing to say, but it's a good put down: I can easily kill you with my bear hands and you know it.

Then when you can see he agrees with you, you win.

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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"You're not German." (too hard, I know)

Among Germans: "You Stoiber!"
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I just call my buddies liberals.

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rah.. are you sure they're still your buddies?
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not if I include the word democrats in the same phrase.

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now that was just too much for me too take

I think we have a winner, guys...
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Actually there was one that I did a foot in mouth.
Asking a women when the baby was due about 6 weeks after she had delivered. Ouch.

But my best ever insult is................

You're Fired.
 
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