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Commie Chocobo
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does anyone know any origional jokes, preferably funny ones.
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Comrade Tassadar
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Greetings ladies and germs
*Hilarity ensues*
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Lefty Scaevola
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San Antonio TX USA
Oct 2000
time: 23:32
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A couple and their young son go to a nude beach.
After a while the boy runs up to his mother and says
"MOMMY, MOMMY, all the ladies have bigger bobbies than you do!"
She relies
"Well son, the bigger,.... the dumber"
After a while he runs up a second time and says
"MOMMY, MOMMY, all the men have bigger we-wes than daddy does!"
She relies
"Well son, the bigger,.... the dumber"
He later runs up to his mother a third time and says
"MOMMY, MOMMY, Daddy is talking to the dumbest lady you ever saw, and the more he talks to her, the DUMBER he gets!
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
time: 05:32
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Sounds like a meeting for the writers on Tough Crowd.
What's the worst thing about being a child molester?
A1) Getting blood on your clown suit.
A2) Getting blood on your Michael Jackson suit.
What's the best thing about being a child molester?
When you get the pix back, your [exp] looks HUGE.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
time: 05:32
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Whoever said the pun is the lowest form of humour obviously didn't post on Apolyton.
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Richelieu
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Gatineau
Dec 2001
time: 00:32
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lol@ wHALEBOY
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
time: 05:32
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goose@whaleboy.
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