02-12-2003 09:05									#61
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Bah, you oaf, mine was an entry.

6/10
Not as stylish as Boris' before you, but just as intriguing and original. What kind of story could begin by that opening sentence?

	02-12-2003 10:58									#62
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The cockroach realized the horrible truth: he had metamorphosised overnight into George W. Bush.

quote: You should at least spell "punctuation" correctly when criticizing people over it.

This is the winner so far. 8/10

	02-12-2003 12:32									#63
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wow, i guess mine didn't even get a ranking? lol

	02-12-2003 13:30									#64
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quote: Originally posted by Uncle Sparky The cockroach realized the horrible truth: he had metamorphosised overnight into George W. Bush.

ROFL!

	02-12-2003 13:39									#65
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Bridges I knew, but I had never thought to look for the bait at the end of the hook.

	02-12-2003 17:17									#66
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This isn't the YMCA is it?

	02-12-2003 17:52									#67
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The End.

	02-12-2003 18:02									#68
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As She saw eternity sprawled before her, the entire contents of Everything entered Her mind, but the one thought to stay in Her head was: "Why are there so many mistakes?".

EDIT: I have a penchant for unnescesary words

	02-12-2003 18:47									#69
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"He was lost: spinning in an incomprehensible world that resisted his attempts to find something that made sense and eluded him when he tried to impose a logical framework upon it."

I came up with this last night when trying to explain what my boss is like.

	02-12-2003 18:50									#70
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Merrily skip we forth towards doom and beyond.

	02-12-2003 20:46									#71
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"When Chancellor Bismarck finally woke up after a night of heavy drinking, he realized that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to give Catherine of the Russians the secret to Satellites, and a Uranium resource, for her 'service' the previous night.

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And even as the chipmunck screamed it realized that it was far too late, for the barrel of flamming monkeys was already upon Mrs. Huggleflim.

	03-12-2003 07:31									#73
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As I looked in the mirror at my sagging love handles, my thoughts drift back to Jean-Claude and that Bordeaux dumpster.

	03-12-2003 07:32									#74
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"It would have been all right if only you had let me yiff the otter."

(probably gets a 2/10 - furry fanfic )

	03-12-2003 07:41									#75
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quote: "It's another Beautiful day in Lake Wobegon."

It's been to long:

Where all the men are strong, all the women beautiful, and all the children above average...

Love that show

quote: And even as the chipmunck screamed it realized that it was far too late, for the barrel of flamming monkeys was already upon Mrs. Huggleflim.

Now that is workable Had it been a squirrel instead of a chipmunk you'd of gotten Boshko's vote too... This is my pick 10/10

My contribution:

Threadjack, what threadjack!

	03-12-2003 08:07									#76
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"Jack died one fine day in August."

"I too was in love once -- long ago, when I was still young and naive enough to believe in love..."

"Pathological dependency cycles occur in state-space planners when control rules cannot efficiently determine a maximal matching for a bipartite operator/binding graph."

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	03-12-2003 08:43									#77
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"When things cease to be dangerous, it loses it's demand, as was apparent in our case"

"Fiction writers can't be trusted. They make things up."

	03-12-2003 09:46									#78
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quote: Originally posted by ICBM "When Chancellor Bismarck finally woke up after a night of heavy drinking, he realized that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to give Catherine of the Russians the secret to Satellites, and a Uranium resource, for her 'service' the previous night.

I think my opening sentence may have potential on the Civ3 stories forum...

	03-12-2003 10:23									#79
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quote: Originally posted by Japher It's been to long: Where all the men are strong, all the women beautiful, and all the children above average... Love that show

I was wondering when someone would catch.


"Lonestar knew that due to all the religious Christians were disappearing, it could mean only one thing; Thor had come for vengence."


(Oh yeah, I'm going to Hell)

	04-12-2003 13:06									#80
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quote: "It would have been all right if only you had let me yiff the otter."

hmmmmmm... I actually understand that sentence. John Waters (yes, that John Waters) taught me to speak Furry many years ago... and there shall be absolutely no otter yiffing here at Apolyton !

	04-12-2003 23:46									#81
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It was a normal day.