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Rufus T. Firefly
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is one way of saying it, though I prefer "mensch"
Sep 2000
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From today's gossip column in Salon
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Speaking of shocking and appalling, just in time for the holidays comes the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. (At least, we've noticed it just in time for the holidays.) The doll, which boasts Barbie-esque proportions, a miniskirted suit and a passing resemblance to its blond namesake, retails for a cool $29.95 at the Conservative Book Service and runs through a roster of actual Coulterisms at the push of a button. Such as? "Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race," "Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?" and "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now." A real doll, that Ann. |
http://www.salon.com/ent/col/fix/20...ues/index1.html
I see a new potential franchise for the producers of those Chuckie movies...
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Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
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[Freerepublic.com]WHEN DO WE GET THE INFLATABLE ANN COULTER DOLL?[/freerepublic.com]
Get her with the talking Clinton action doll for your little girl and see how long it takes until one goes on top of another.
Seriously, though, there's a whole market for conservative children's goodies. Next product will be Hungry Hungry Limbaughs - a true-to-life product where a number of large-mouthed talk show hosts are fed under-the-table pain medications.
Last edited by Stefu on 03-12-2003 at 15:25
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Guynemer
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Originally posted by ixnay
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Funniest three-word reply ever.
I saw this a few weeks ago. I simply can't imagine that it would sell very well.
On the other hand, in my local paper today was a letter to the editor parroting Ann's Greatest Hits, calling all liberals "slanderous" and "treasonous." On the one hand, disturbing. On the other hand, it's good to know that our mental hospitals are still humane enough to allow patients access to crayons and construction paper.
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