10-01-2004 06:26									#421
	Remove this text

They do. Tomorrow morning, Al-Qaeda steals large quantities of the anitmatter and destroy every city on the world that refuses to join their global Caliphate.

I wish for a space ship with FTL capabilities.

	10-01-2004 12:32									#422
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

granted. the ship goes faster than light, but the contents stay right where they are.

i wish i could make up my mind between the thunderhawk gunship and the warhound titan.

	10-01-2004 19:30									#423
	Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

You can. You have to. You find yourself suddenly in the future, and the choice means life or death. You choose wrong.

I wish my stomach felt better (case of food poisoning).

	10-01-2004 19:37									#424
	Put an end to popups!

It does, but that's because the toxins have destroyed your pain receptors in/around your stomach. You've got about 2 hours of life left. Use them wisely!

I wish that that damn Dora the Explorer never sang a single song.

	11-01-2004 01:46									#425
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

She loses her voice. Millions of enraged children track you down, and you pummeled to death with a million little stuffed Dora dolls.

I wish I had a borogove (I feel mimsy ).

	11-01-2004 20:27									#426
	Tired of ads?

Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe.

	12-01-2004 04:32									#427
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

quote: Originally posted by -Jrabbit You do -- because you now live on Saturn.

YOU DUNCE!!! SATURN HAS A 10 HOUR DAY YOU FOOL!!!

	12-01-2004 06:11									#428
	Inflate your Upload Space

Doesn't anybody read dead white males?

	12-01-2004 06:15									#429
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Nope

	12-01-2004 23:08									#430
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Drogue, he's one was of countrymen! Famous also, and his work has made it to the big screen a bunch of times. It's easy to track down.

	13-01-2004 13:21									#431
	Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

Okay, I surrender. Verse the second.

'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'


I was obviously in uffish thought. (all you had to due was google the words, I made sure when I post it )

	13-01-2004 13:50									#432
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

quote: originally posted by shawnmmc I wish I had a borogove.

granted. you do, but it's not what you think it is. in fact, nobody knows what it is.

i wish people would wish, and not get too wrapped up in x-posts.

	16-01-2004 12:01									#433
	Got spare money?

They do, but somebody makes an even more esoteric and confusing with than I did, and the thread dies.

(from my wife - she's been following this and laughed at a few). I wish I knew when our daughter was going to have a poopy, reliably, soon enough that I could do something about it.

	16-01-2004 13:38									#434
	Got spare money?

granted. you know know when she will have a poopy, relaibly, and soon enough to do something about it. but one of two things will inevitably happen: either you will be on the can yourself, or she will have a poopy so large, the term "metric assload" would be applicable.

i wish someone else besides shawnmmcc would corrupt my wishes.

	17-01-2004 10:49									#435
	Got spare money?

They do, because I stop posting. However, it causes the thread to sink into obscurity, because posts come so far apart.

I wish that we end up with more posters, resulting in a greater variety of corruption.

	17-01-2004 23:07									#436
	Put an end to popups!

Granted. Now you have to hear my corruptions, MWAHAHAHAHA!

I wish it was Friday

	18-01-2004 00:31									#437
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

Granted. But you're now too disoriented to know I'm lying.

I wish people wouldn't thread-jack my threads: http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...53&pagenumber=3

	18-01-2004 08:11									#438
	Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

People stop thread-jacking or even reading your threads.

I wish the Atari's CEO tripled the development budget for Civ4.

	18-01-2004 08:16									#439
	Support Apolyton

The budget triples, which drives up the cost of the finished game. And it still sucks anyways.

I wish I could find a great way to download stuff online.

	18-01-2004 15:57									#440
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

You do. You discover a security hole in your workplace's firewall, and download gleefully at megaBYTES per second. The RIAA finds out, tracks you down, sues you for $250,000, and the local federal prosecutor decides YOU are going to be the test case for criminal penalties. Did I mention you lose your job?

I hope the Civ 4 is released open source, with easily identifiable modules, resulting in dozens of variants and a great commercial success for Atari, completely revitalizing turn-based strategy games.

	18-01-2004 19:10									#441
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

Granted. Unfortunately, you suddenly lose your job and can't find another one as as a result can't afford it.

I wish temperatures where I live ranged only from 40 to 90 degrees farenheit.

	18-01-2004 19:50									#442
	Suffering from ads?

The temperatures now range between 40 and 90 F. Too bad it's only 40 OR 90, never inbetween. Enjoy!

I wish I always had interesting reading material when in the bathroom.

	18-01-2004 20:42									#443
	Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

You have a stock of, ahem, INTERESTING magazines that your GF finds. She calls the police, you are arrested as a pervert, and even though you are eventually found innocent, your life is in shambles and you're black listed.

I wish a could translate "yeh, ehh ehh ehh" and all the other fascinating things my 10 month old says.

	18-01-2004 21:01									#444
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

quote: Originally posted by shawnmmcc I wish a could translate "yeh, ehh ehh ehh" and all the other fascinating things my 10 month old says.

Granted. You can now understand everything he says. It turns out he hates you and is merely waiting for his motor functions to develop to the extent that he can pick up a knife and stab you with it repeatedly.

I wish I could run UFO Aftermath on my PC without it crashing. Ever.

	18-01-2004 23:07									#445
	Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

You run UFO Aftermath just fine on your PC, but a real UFO lands in your house and "crashes" your PC.

I wish there were more synomyns for "wish" than the five Bill Gates offers me through SHIFT-F7 in Microsoft Word.

	23-01-2004 13:58									#446
	Increase the size of your Attachments

You get the Oxford English Dictionary on disk. You realize the terrible things Gates is doing to business letter formats, dictionaries, and encyclopedias. You start a trend that eventually challenges the Windows hegenomy. With the loss of de facto standards, the Linux takles over and PC's become a geek thing again. Network televsion regains popularity, and an entire 1950's retro thing starts. Because of this "Leave it to Beaver, the Grandkids" becomes a new CBS hit. Realizing this is all your fault, you retire to a Shao-lin monastery.

I wish the Linux crowd would get there act together and make a common graphical interface my wife could use.

	23-01-2004 14:48									#447
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

granted. microsoft buys linux.

i wish i had more free time to paint.

	28-01-2004 22:44									#448
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

granted, but now i'll never actually finish anything.

i wish more people would participate in this thread.

	28-01-2004 22:49									#449
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Granted.

So many people participate, that the cross-posts confuse everyone as to who wished for what and when. People later leave the thread in frusteration.

I wish Markos would allow us to post a babe thread.

	28-01-2004 22:53									#450
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

granted. he already does, but it's the hot or not thread.

i wish more people understood the 100-0 game.