03-12-2003 17:01									#1
	it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II) Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

quote: I wish I could do anything at all, without being injured or killed.

(starting with icbm's, 'cause i can't figure out what lori's wish is...)

you can. unfortunately, you have to do it with concious thought. you fall asleep and forget to remind yourself to breathe or have a hearbeat.

i wish UR had let the thread actually hit 500.

	04-12-2003 21:30									#2
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

Granted, then the forum crashed, FOR EV ER, have a nice day.

I wish this thread hadn't been on the 4th page.

	05-12-2003 04:45									#3
	Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

Easy, now it's on page 1.

I wish BMW made a zero emissions car.

	05-12-2003 04:52									#4
	Put an end to popups!

I wish I had a "no clipping" mode like in some FPS's; a cloaking device; and the ability to hijack mass media...

then I'd go into the White House, and the Bush Ranch and expose his evil plans MUAHHAHAHHAHA

	05-12-2003 04:53									#5
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

quote: I wish BMW made a zero emissions car.

Granted. Also, it doesn't even need fuel! Unfortunately it doesn't run.

I wish the forum never crashed or became overloaded

	05-12-2003 04:59									#6
	Increase the size of your Attachments

Granted. You enjoy a forum that is 100% available and 100% responsive with unlimited storage capacity, unfortunately, all your favorite posters leave and all the posters you hate stay and fill up the forum with topics you hate.

I wish you could drink gasoline and burn water.

	05-12-2003 05:09									#7
	Suffering from ads?

Granted. You can now fart fire without burning your self.

I wish I could have the power to do whatever I want. Like land on pluto and Jupiter or another galaxy. Yup, do anything that I want.


SPec.

	05-12-2003 08:17									#8
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

Yes, you could do that, but only in your sleep.

I wish I could directly translate, at will, whatever thoughts I have in my mind into a hard copy. If there's a music my head, I could just materialise it into a score on paper.

	05-12-2003 08:24									#9
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

NOT GRANTED MUHAHAHA I AM YOUR MASTER UR!!!

	05-12-2003 08:29									#10
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

granted. unfortunately, it has to go through a mac first.

i wish i didn't order chinese tonight.

	05-12-2003 08:35									#11
	Inflate your Upload Space

Granted, you ordered mexican.

I wish the smell coming from your direction would blow elsewhere.

	05-12-2003 08:44									#12
	Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

Granted. It blows in the exact opposite direction. Around the world. Right back to you.

I wish for this thread to DIE.

	05-12-2003 08:47									#13
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

It does Unfortunately, I revive it.

I wish for my new computer to isntantly appear before me

	05-12-2003 08:51									#14
	Remove this text

Granted. It instantly appears right before you instantly appear . Unfortunately, you seem to be occupying the same space. You die of having a computer intersecting your body

I wish for Mark and Dan to allow babe threads again.

	05-12-2003 08:53									#15
	Suffering from ads?

They do. Unfortunately, they also make me a supreme mod and I close them all.

I wish I would NEVER get ill.

	05-12-2003 08:55									#16
	Get a bigger avatar today!

Granted. When you get a disease, you die instantly.

I wish to be allowed to have as large an avatar as I want.

	05-12-2003 09:01									#17
	Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

Granted. You are now allowed to have a WHITE SQUARE of any size you want!

I wish the idiots on OT would go elsewhere.
(AND NOT NEAR ME DAMMIT)

	05-12-2003 09:13									#18
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

Granted. I'd corrupt it but I've got to go.

I wish one could regularly (365 days/year) stay up for 32 hours in a row instead of 16. (Yes, I know you *******s get by with caffeine, drugs, and Civ One More Turn Syndrome. But I'm talking about the average 8 hours of sleep.)

	05-12-2003 09:27									#19
	Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

The Earth now turns more slowly, causing climate worldwide to go to ****.

(Same wish still stands - I want it to be corrupted more)
I wish the idiots on OT would go elsewhere

(Not to imply we're ALL idiots)

	05-12-2003 09:28									#20
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

All the idiots go away, and Apolyton turns into a communist paradise (No, thats not the corruption!) However you soon discover that EVERY discussion is waaay over your head, and suddenly your cast out of Apolyton forever!!!

I wish

	05-12-2003 09:42									#21
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

kinda like now, tass?

	05-12-2003 10:10									#22
	Put an end to popups!

I wish Self Biased wasn't so biased.

	05-12-2003 10:35									#23
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Granted. He is now Self fish.

I wish I could prove that Mc Donalds really cooks humans and not beef.

Spec.

	05-12-2003 10:41									#24
	Increase the size of your Attachments

Granted. You're in the new sandwich at McDonalds.

I wish I didn't have an 8:30 class tomorrow morning.

	05-12-2003 10:43									#25
	Tired of ads?

Granted, but they find out that you know and you disappear.

I wish this guy would make another Arsenal of Democracy book.

	05-12-2003 10:44									#26
	Get a bigger avatar today!

ICBM, granted, you now have a 7:30 class tommorrow, my wish stands.

	05-12-2003 12:25									#27
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

quote: Originally posted by Whoha I wish this guy would make another Arsenal of Democracy book.

Granted -- but you are never allowed to play it unless you wear panty hose.



I wish I could have my own private, reusable interstellar space vehicle.

	05-12-2003 12:58									#28
	Support Apolyton

Granted, you now have a car that looks like an interstellar space vehicle

I wish I had a huge Toberone bar *yum*

	05-12-2003 17:00									#29
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

granted. it's a bar that's four years old.

i wish some people weren't so uppity and arrogant when they have NOTHING! they provide NOTHING!

	05-12-2003 17:01									#30
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

me too! yeah!