19-12-2003 02:32									#1
	The most effective way to get gas? Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

I'm thinking vinegar and bicarb of soda. Must be non-dangerous... please enlighten me!

EDIT: The reaction must occur within ones stomach...

	19-12-2003 02:34									#2
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fart. breathe.
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	19-12-2003 02:35									#3
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The popcorn from the movie theaters always give me gas... along with the soda, beer, and good ol' beans.

	19-12-2003 02:36									#4
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why exactly do you need CO2?

	19-12-2003 02:36									#5
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GePap reminds me of an important question: what gas do you need?

	19-12-2003 02:37									#6
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CO2, methane or nitrous oxide is good .

I'll reveal all shortly...

	19-12-2003 02:38									#7
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Mix milk and Chlorine....Oh you'll get gas, nasty gas.

But be careful, it can make your skin melt if you come in contact with the solution which automaticly turns to acid. I am living proof.

Ahhh good old times.

Spec.

	19-12-2003 02:43									#8
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Azazel: WTF is the middle site in your sig about? http://contrelislam.org/

someones just negated the right to be taken seriously...

	19-12-2003 02:56									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Whaleboy Azazel: WTF is the middle site in your sig about? http://contrelislam.org/ someones just negated the right to be taken seriously...

great link, isn't it?

CO2 is easy: burn anything organic.
Methane: is 'natural' gas. Buy it.
NO2..... how pure do you want it? :cutee:

	19-12-2003 02:58									#10
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Azazel: Reactions need to happen in stomach!! Need greenhouse gas that isn't water vapour and NO2 for fun! Pure as possible

	19-12-2003 03:07									#11
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Well, If you use a mixture of methane and Clorine gas, and radiate it with ultraviolet light, you'll get chloromethane aka methyl chloride, which is a rather good greenhouse gas IIRC.

IT'S TOXIC.

	19-12-2003 03:08									#12
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What do you mean "reactions need to happen in stomach"?

	19-12-2003 03:09									#13
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Consume reactants, exhale (one way or another) products.

	19-12-2003 03:10									#14
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well, CO2 is your only way.

	19-12-2003 03:13									#15
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How do I generate lots?

	19-12-2003 03:17									#16
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by breathing.

mind you, the reaction doesn't actually occur in the stomach. also, CO2 is not what we REALLY breath out. like the rest of the air around us, it's still mostly Nitrogen, and a big chunk of oxygen ( you heard me, we breathe out oxygen! ) the CO2 fraction is much larger than the one in the air we take in, by 20 or so, IIRC, but since the amount of CO2 we have in the air we breathe in is just 0.25%, this still means that the amount of CO2 in the mixture we breathe out is very low.

	19-12-2003 03:18									#17
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Azazel: I have studied chemistry for many many years .

I want to know safe reactants that can equal or better the CO2 output of vinegar and bicarb.

	19-12-2003 03:18									#18
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OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You want to eat and drink them, let the reaction occur in your stomach, and then let out a giant burp? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER?

	19-12-2003 03:20									#19
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I thought it was obvious!! But please... continue...

	19-12-2003 03:23									#20
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The best way, IMO, is to take CO2 dissolve it in water, and then drink the solution.


Oh, wait, I think some one's already on to it. It's called "Cola".

	19-12-2003 04:37									#21
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Okay, for belching/burping, I recommend gobbling some food, in between bites swig carbonated liquid (coca cola, fizzy beer, sparkling wine), lie down, then sit up. Should be a matter of seconds before you belch explosively.

For more prolonged repeats, fry or grill capsicums with the skin on. Eat, do not shake off the oil, drink carbonated liquids, and you'll be repeating all night.

For purposes of clearing your street of life, eat cabbage soup, boiled eggs, swiss chard, capsicums, Jerusalem artichokes, chick peas, lentils (curried or not) and puree of Brussels sprouts.

Finish off with a remoulade of baked beans and butter beans, and down with 2 pints of Guinness.

This should enable you to rise into the upper reaches of the atmosphere on a column of your own gas.

For a laugh this Christmas/Hanukkah/festive season/pagan bloodrite feed brussels sprouts to your or the neighbour's dog. Warning- do not let it near a naked flame.....

	19-12-2003 04:54									#22
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Jeeezzzzzz, why don't you just toddle on down to Taco Bell and chow down? If you live you'll have lots of gas. Does it have to go up and not down?

	19-12-2003 05:02									#23
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drink soda, fast. thats the best way I can think of.

	19-12-2003 05:08									#24
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I do not want to see any MP3/wav/etc attached file in this thread, you hear.

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Just swallow air, far better control

	19-12-2003 05:09									#25
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Well, this thread has successfully incriminated Molly Bloom so I guess I can claim a partial victory..

	19-12-2003 05:29									#26
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I just experimented for you, warm Dr Pepper works likes a charm.

	19-12-2003 05:46									#27
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How do you reduce gas? I farted twice by the time I read the entire thread.

Man I fart alot.....

	19-12-2003 05:47									#28
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quote: I just experimented for you, warm Dr Pepper works likes a charm.

Yet another use for this miracle product is found. Is there any end to the benefit to humanity that the heavenly beverage Dr Pepper has created?

	19-12-2003 06:15									#29
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quote: Man I fart alot.....

Does that mean, you are one big ..... ?

	19-12-2003 07:40									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Whaleboy I'm thinking vinegar and bicarb of soda. Must be non-dangerous... please enlighten me! EDIT: The reaction must occur within ones stomach...

I can't remember -- have you ever created a thread about you trying to figure out why you can't get a date??