30-01-2004 19:37									#151
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The holy city of Jerusalem must not remain in the hands of heathans, George W. Bush repeats Egypt's call for talks to discuss hand over of mideast cities to an appropriately faithful nation.

	31-01-2004 05:57									#152
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If Jerusalem would come under the jurisdiction of the Razlamists, that would be a cause for jubilation in Serbia. However, the ancient city of Ras is even holier to Serbs than Jerusalem. Serbs ask to be involved in talks so that Ras could be returned to Mother Serbia.

	31-01-2004 06:20									#153
	Azande spies infiltrate Serbian nuclear fission research centres Tired of ads?

Treachery most vile!!!!!!

Key Serbian scientist working on the discovery of nuclear fission defects to Azande. Further investigation showed that this scientist was in fact of Azande origin!!!!

SIA accused of complacency. Director of SIA resigns.

Dr. Markovic’s government collapses and new elections are called. Dr. Markovic resigned his position as president of OSDI. Dr. Vlatko Macek elected as new president of OSDI.

The results of the elections are inconclusive – more than 20 parties win seats in the parliament. OSDI loses the leading position and Serbian Peoples Party (SPP) has a relative majority in the parliament among the pro democratic parties. A clear winner is the Nazi party with their 102 MPs, but no one wants to form government with them. Instead an instable coalition of 18 parties is formed, the so called Cvetkovic-Macek agreement named after the leaders of SPP (Dragisa Cvetkovic) and OSDI (Dr. Vlatko Macek).


Serbia won’t be at the mercy of Lizards after all, since our good friends the English instructed us in the secrets of nuclear fission in accordance with our treaty of science cooperation and joint research in the University of Charles Darwin.

	31-01-2004 06:35									#154
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The new Serbian government states its goals. The most important one is the restitution of Serbia.

The new government is also a pragmatic one. Both Cvetkovic and Macek know that the key to Serbian might lies not in the conflict with the Lizards. Yes, Serbia has already paid dearly for her dedication to the rights of nations. In fact, Serbian idea to establish a world forum for all countries, the so called League of Nations was scrapped by merciless Lizard hordes the very hour it was brought up.

No! It’s time the others assume the leading role in standing up against the Azande aggression.

So, if Serbia won’t target Azande acquisitions, what is she going to target then? Tartars of course. Serbia is calling a conference in Uppsala to decide the fate of the Tartar Empire. Serbia is accepting the Egyptian proposal on the division and is suggesting the final solution (Endlösung) of the Tartar problem. We hope the wise Egyptians and Chinese rulers will support the Serbian view on this issue.

	31-01-2004 07:03									#155
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Nikola Tesla, the greatest mind of Serbia has done it again. He is already known for his inventions which introduced electricity in every Serbian home and gave our good friends the English a great hydro plant which is covering their needs for electric power, but also ours, which is in fact lighting the nights of entire Europe. But his latest invention in the field of wireless transmission of electromagnetic waves brought to Serbian homes something truly wonderful – television. Through a specially constructed device which resembles a windowed box the average Serbian family watches at least 3 hours of daily programme covering a full spectrum of areas from education over politics and business to entertainment.

People are spending more and more time in front of their TVs and the political parties have realised the importance of the latest medium. Televised debates have become commonplace. Slobodan Milosevic, recently released from the prison, engaged in one with Dr. Vlatko Macek, leader of OSDI and deputy Prime Minister of Serbia.

Milosevic accused former Prime Minister Dr. Markovic of his links with Azande and he claimed OSDI was sponsored by the Azande government through off shore banks from the islands of Haway, Sol and Raas. Dr. Markovic deliberately helped Azande spy get inside the team of scientists working on the top secret Serbian Project called “the Gadget”, according to Mr. Milosevic. This has compromised the national security of Serbia irreparably and the least Markovic should have got is hanging in the main square in Belgrade, concluded Milosevic.

Regardless of the fact that Milosevic had no proof to back up his wild accusations, his party profited immensely from the appearances on TV. The Nazis are growing steadily and who knows what the new elections may bring.

Dr. Macek understood this all too well. He realised the democratic parties were losing the smear campaign on the issues such as the corruption of the government officials and the return of Serb land to Mother Serbia and that is why he and his party supported the more aggressive stance toward the Tartar question, a stance in favour of war solution and land acquisition which is very much in contrast with his party’s programme.

	31-01-2004 07:08									#156
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As all can see, Serbia is no threat to anyone.
And Serbia is one of the lowest polluters in the world, taking care of environment.

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	31-01-2004 07:24									#157
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Allow me to elaborate the above data a little bit.

Azande have 3 times the population of Serbia!!!

Azande have more than double GNP. Since Approval rating is nearly the same, Azande generate at least twice if not trice the amount of money Serbia is generating!!!!!!!

Azande possess libraries and universities in all but smallest cities and SETI on top of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Serbia only has libraries and not in all cities.

Indians have aqueducts and sewers in all of their cities. Serbs have few aqueducts and practically no sewers.


The above data clearly demonstrates the supremacy of Azande, the Indian attempt at contesting it and the Serbian insignificance.

	31-01-2004 07:57									#158
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quote: Originally posted by deity Global pictures of pollution are meangingless and outdated unless you exchange maps.

We have on numerous occasions initiated this exchange but have always been rudely rejected by the very Lizards who are now advocating the same exchange.

Speaking of Lizard hypocrisy.

	31-01-2004 08:00									#159
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quote: Originally posted by deity Hmm, there are true believers in their south and they do believe in the origins of Azande and our desire to return to the stars. For it was long ago in their western desert didst we come.

Yes Lizards!!! YES!!!!!


Return where you came from, but leave no trace of your existence on this planet.

	31-01-2004 08:04									#160
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quote: Originally posted by deity Lizard has switched all production to production, ie shield creation, factories etc. But the slightest aggressive act by anyone will be met with mass troop production...

As if you haven't mass produced them already.

Another fine example of Lizard hypocrisy.

	31-01-2004 08:07									#161
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quote: Originally posted by deity It is sheer insulting behaviour but I, the Lizard low life I am, believe that the Serbs are intimidating them.

Serbs are currently incapable of intimidating even a mouse let alone the mighty USB Empire in which sun never sets.

	31-01-2004 08:11									#162
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quote: Originally posted by deity Lizard laughed, a gentle but grating laugh. What fools the other nations of the world are! A puny trade ban. A debilitated Serbia under the Treaty of Buva. Our Indian allies reaping huge rewards from Azande trade that all nations might have participated in. But now only Indian or Egyptian trade is welcome. Any other freight van from another nation will be destroyed.

Murderous Lizard savages!!!!

You dare say in public you would execute unarmed civilian traders in cold blood?

Maybe blood doesn't run through your veins. Maybe you truly aren't human.

	31-01-2004 08:13									#163
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quote: Originally posted by deity In the next age any increase in USB troop production will be met with a swift reprisal. 10 offensive units is the maximum that will be tolerated.

You can't wage a successful war on all fronts at the same time.

	31-01-2004 08:35									#164
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Serbia reiterates her proposals for the world peace.

Every nation reduces the unit count to 100 units maximum.

League of Nations is founded to solve all disputes between the nations and to prevent future wars.

Resolutions of the General Assembly of the League of Nations which are passed with the majority of two thirds have to be respected by all nations.

	31-01-2004 08:48									#165
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Egypt refuses to join any agreement that limits its ability to protectit self by limiting the number of units we may build

	31-01-2004 08:49									#166
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quote: Originally posted by ljcvetko As all can see, Serbia is no threat to anyone. And Serbia is one of the lowest polluters in the world, taking care of environment.

410 tonnes a year is still 410 tonnes too much , we call on all to match the Egyptians tally of ZERO tonnes ......

	31-01-2004 09:16									#167
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Impossible for Serbia.

Egyptians standards are way too high. Serbia must not jeopardise her economy!

	31-01-2004 09:26									#168
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Egpyt are contiuing to show how to have no pollution and still feed all its people.....

Rampant world pollution is a problem,,,,,

Egpyt calls on its friends to deal with this world pollution in one way or another..

USB had done a lot to cut back we applaud this

But some nations are still runing rampant in pollution

We state again our intent to monitor this situation and deal with it as necessary...

Will our friends to the north join us in a world purge on pollution

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	31-01-2004 09:57									#169
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quote: Originally posted by Rasputin But some nations are still runing rampant in pollution

Not Serbia

	31-01-2004 13:43									#170
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quote: Originally posted by ljcvetko Not Serbia

no serbia have managed to at least get to 4th best... 3 worse polluters.... something needs to be done..

We call on the Serbian government to send environmental experts to egypt to learn further ways to control pollution and as a secondary meeting, we request the serbian government send military advisors to discuss ways and means of cutting back the major 3 world polluters.....

	31-01-2004 21:09									#171
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While some scientists may disagree about the causes and extent of global climate change, few doubt that this worlds climate is warming. Some University of Egypt researchers predict that if trends continue, Egypt coastal areas could look a lot like the sandy deserts in the coming years.

During the last century, the average temperature in The Forums, Egypt coast, has increased slightly from 28.7 Deg Celcius to 31.6 deg celcius, and precipitation in some areas of the country has increased by up to 20%, especially in the southern half.

During the next century, Egypts climate may change even more. According to an Egyptian scientific body known as the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, the worlds average temperatures will rise between two and 10 degrees Celcius by the next century, with northern latitudes like Europe at the upper end of the range.

In addition, carbon dioxide, the principal greenhouse gas, persists in the atmosphere for hundreds of years. So once global warming begins, its effects will continue for hundreds of years, too.

	01-02-2004 00:12									#172
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as per the occ thread , lack of communications from other civs will no longer be acceptable...'

ignoring egypts diplomats is regarded as an afront to our national pride...

	01-02-2004 01:38									#173
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	01-02-2004 08:36									#174
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Lizard was furious!

These gypo greenies are gonna struff everything up.

Azandes create a lot of pollution but clean it up IMMEDIATELY!

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	01-02-2004 08:45									#175
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quote: Originally posted by OzzyKP The holy city of Jerusalem must not remain in the hands of heathans, George W. Bush repeats Egypt's call for talks to discuss hand over of mideast cities to an appropriately faithful nation.

Lizard considers that the Razlamic citizens of Jerusalem desire to return to their motherland and believes it to be fair and just. A diplomatic plus on the world stage. It will be returned immediately...

	01-02-2004 08:47									#176
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quote: Originally posted by ljcvetko If Jerusalem would come under the jurisdiction of the Razlamists, that would be a cause for jubilation in Serbia. However, the ancient city of Ras is even holier to Serbs than Jerusalem. Serbs ask to be involved in talks so that Ras could be returned to Mother Serbia.

Lizard says " Read MY lips! The ancient city of Raz WILL NOT be returned to Serbia. It is Azande hands for Serbian protection. End of story."

	01-02-2004 08:49									#177
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quote: Originally posted by deity Lizard was furious! These gypo greenies are gonna struff everything up. Azandes create a lot of pollution but clean it up IMMEDIATELY!

Greenpeace HQ in The Forum , takes note of the latest clean up plan in Azande and are impressed....

	01-02-2004 08:49									#178
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quote: Originally posted by ljcvetko Treachery most vile!!!!!! Key Serbian scientist working on the discovery of nuclear fission defects to Azande. Further investigation showed that this scientist was in fact of Azande origin!!!! SIA accused of complacency. Director of SIA resigns. Dr. Markovic’s government collapses and new elections are called. Dr. Markovic resigned his position as president of OSDI. Dr. Vlatko Macek elected as new president of OSDI. The results of the elections are inconclusive – more than 20 parties win seats in the parliament. OSDI loses the leading position and Serbian Peoples Party (SPP) has a relative majority in the parliament among the pro democratic parties. A clear winner is the Nazi party with their 102 MPs, but no one wants to form government with them. Instead an instable coalition of 18 parties is formed, the so called Cvetkovic-Macek agreement named after the leaders of SPP (Dragisa Cvetkovic) and OSDI (Dr. Vlatko Macek). Serbia won’t be at the mercy of Lizards after all, since our good friends the English instructed us in the secrets of nuclear fission in accordance with our treaty of science cooperation and joint research in the University of Charles Darwin.

Nothing but lies and deceit.

Azande mean no ill to any nation and have no spies in the field.

	01-02-2004 08:51									#179
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quote: Originally posted by deity Lizard considers that the Razlamic citizens of Jerusalem desire to return to their motherland and believes it to be fair and just. A diplomatic plus on the world stage. It will be returned immediately...

Celebrations ran out all over Egypt with this deal about to be closed.. For many years the people of Jerusalem had been under foriegn control, and whilst this was necessary during the war years, it was time for a change..

A Public Holiday was anooucned all over Egypt, Independance Day

	01-02-2004 08:52									#180
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quote: Originally posted by deity Lizard says " Read MY lips! The ancient city of Raz WILL NOT be returned to Serbia. It is Azande hands for Serbian protection. End of story."

Egypt has no stance on this issue as it is part of the PEace plan from the great war for that city to be in aznade hands and is between the aznade and serbs .....