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quote: Originally posted by GhengisFarb
(I'm still leaning towards Alva as the most logical choice for the Mafia.................) |
You have holes in your own logic.
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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002 time: 05:32
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Damm, I was really hoping that he was....
The villagers were a trusting bunch. When GhengisFarb told them he was the Mafia, they naturally all belived him. Why would he lie? Having accepted his confession they calmly force fed him cakes of butter for 3 hours straight. This made him surprisingly fat, especially as his anus had been sewn closed in order not to waste any butter. When GhenghisFarb's skin was bursting from the huge amount of fat he had just consumed the villager started the execution.
It was nice when the Mafia confessed. It gave the villagers the whole day to do the execution slowly and properly. First they wrapped the bulging mound of GhenghisFarb in chicken wire, and pulled it really tight. This made his fatty buttery bulges stick out through every hole in the wire mesh. Then a rusty hacksaw was used to roughly chop off all the lumps, making him flush with the mesh. Then the wire was tightened and the cutting repeated. Finally, a horde of butter-starved centipedes was released, that, entering though the many holes in his body, consumed GhengisFarb's bones within 4 hours, leaving him as a jelly. The jelly was then slowly minced into dog food, starting with the feet, and then fed to the leper colony on the end of the village. The sun was setting and the Mafia was dead. Ah, the country life.
That's what we need. A bit of love.
-Jam
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Zopperoni
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The mayor is dead! A political assassination! What could have been the motive behind this audacious act, and who committed it?
The villagers ponder on identifying the Mafia.
Their previous attempt to unmask GhengisFarb as the Mafia was unsuccessful, and now the mayor is dead. The mafia gods chortled.
The mayor is dead, long live the mayor.
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Jon Miller
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hey
I just returned to the computer for the first time since last week, so let's not be hasty
I say Skanky Burns
Jon Miller
Jon Miller
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